Nigel @NigelGrinstead
How do I make this account private? Joined March 2011-
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[Elton John voice] B-b-bene gesseriiits. BENE!
@sophiebuddle This is a campaign-level stance.
[watching a stand-up clip on reels] Wow, someone give this guy a self-produced comedy special financed entirely out of his own pocket and posted on his personal youtube channel with 15 subscribers.
@mrnastynodrama This makes me want to un-go to these places. And I don't want that.
When I die, put my ashes in an urn and then cross-section it in slow motion so it looks delicious.
Maybe the real spotify wrapped was the friends we made along the way.
Begging my ears to stop feasting on 4 entire genres.
Men truly believe there is no age limit on turning your hat backwards and being cool again.
Whenever a drummer counts a band into a song I'm like ok so that's the daddy.
Somewhere between ants and beetles bugs go from being "little guys" to "big fucks".
The worst part about eating in a restaurant is you can't take your shirt off when it starts to get real.
Gen Z will never know the pain of doinking your head off a wall, growing a big ol' bruise noodle, and having someone bink a horseshoe onto it.
Elon Musk going to get some ribs removed so he can Zuck himself off.
Elon Musk says he may need surgery before proposed 'cage match' with Mark Zuckerberg cp24.com/world/elon-mus…
TW: Great Investment Strategy If you run out of water you can drink piss and it's the same.
My brain after I've had a few beers and have the audacity to consume a single shot of liquor.
They should invent thoughts in your mind that wait their turn.
Slowly filling my pants in the middle seat at Cirque du Soleil so I don't get up and take someone "out of the moment".
Favorite online interaction right now is when someone posts AI art and a commenter goes "amazing art!" and they go "thank you."
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