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ok. gonna try to sleep. texas, i love you, plz be safe...
absolutely devastating
absolutely devastating
things have lightened up here for now the storm is moving far too slow and creating tails in other areas may no other tragedies arise before dawn
Spring Is In bloom At Chickasaw National Recreation Area dlvr.it/T63lk3
i need folks out of the area to know that the #1 suggestion for shelter during a tornado if you don't have a first floor interior room was hope you are near a walmart so you will be taken to the freezers back when they were still open 24/7
i need folks out of the area to know that the #1 suggestion for shelter during a tornado if you don't have a first floor interior room was hope you are near a walmart so you will be taken to the freezers back when they were still open 24/7
fuck.
unfortunately, likely the same way they went to school after every active shooters lockdown they are prepared for this moment bc of what we've put them through
unfortunately, likely the same way they went to school after every active shooters lockdown they are prepared for this moment bc of what we've put them through
The USC President realized we were all paying attention
The USC President realized we were all paying attention
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178 Followers 976 FollowingHoping for peace and calm for Sulphur, OK 💙
@mrayburn8743 @BRENJENMX Yes. Downtown Sulphur appears to be destroyed.
@USArebel12 @rawsalerts What does this have to do with the Chickasaw nation? This tribe has took upon the state, their children, and the foster system and supported them.
@collectdust Took me decades before I was able to calm down, but to this day I still get uneasy if the weather looks questionable. Doubly so now since my house has no real basement - just a sad little crawlspace. I hate it. 😰😭
@collectdust I saw a funnel on I-75 in Florida once in the late 90s or early 00s. It fortunately never touched ground but I was very well aware if it did we were hosed (we were in a motor home). I developed a bad storm phobia after Plainfield. Couldn't even go out if there were any storms.
@collectdust I remember the Plainfield IL EF-5 of August 1990. I wasn't there, but near enough that I saw the infamous puke-green sky with its night-black overhead. I have a serious respect for/fear of those damn things. They're deadly serious. 😥
@collectdust In Australia people go to the old pubs. They're tougher than the churches.
First responders are requesting that people DO *NOT* enter Sulphur for now. Their job is hard enough without gawkers getting in the way. Watch for town officials to post on forthcoming aid requests instead: they'll tell you what is needed once they have assessed losses & damages.
And you're guaranteed several EF-3s from the bunch, & there's a fair risk one or even two of those may be map-wiping wedges (those are your EF-4s and 5s. They are THE WORST.) People should not have to live in fear of this kind of crap weather. The cost on all levels is horrific.
Don't ever tell me climate change isn't real. This is sadly becoming a frighteningly regular thing. These systems used to only spit out a few tornadoes, & maybe 1 out of 5 was a bastard. Now they burp out the damn things like a friggin Pez dispenser.
@collectdust I’ve had to remove them from my cart multiple times since I killed a bag in one evening. They’re the size they should have been from the jump. I guess we had to wait for technology to catch up lol
My great Granny's house in Sulphur, Oklahoma back in the mid-80s. I loved staying with her in the summer when I was little. I knew where the storm cellar was but we never had to use it. Praying for the many nearby and towns in harm's way where we have family and friends 🙏 #okwx
Hope all my Oklahomies are safe and doing okay. Especially relatives on the Chickasaw rez. Heard a tornado touched down in Sulphur. Sending y’all love and safety.
got a text at 1am that my family was underground and being hit and then nothing after that 😳😳
This is an evening that will be remembered for a long time. Some towns have been or will be hit multiple times by large, powerful tornadoes. Some towns have been impacted by FIVE supercells. A narrow corridor of cells surfing the low level jet. Extreme local impacts.
@collectdust I love telling people that Verve Pipe of “Freshmen” fame transitioned to kids music youtu.be/UYGV6AZ3XyQ?si…
@collectdust Aren’t they amazing? They’re somehow even better than boring ass big skittles
@collectdust I was publishing and reading fanzines in the 80s. Fanfic isn’t my thing, but there was plenty of it in the ‘zine milieu. I have no advanced degrees for bonafides, but I was there.
@collectdust God yes, exactly this. All of my adolescent religious experiences that convinced me God was real turned out to just be music feels. I'm not a Christian anymore but I'm still a musician.
@collectdust My wife, who was raised Evangelical, has talked about this exact experience with me
@collectdust I recently found out I have an Unsolve Mystery channel on my Vizio TV. I now fall asleep to Robert Stack, I've never slept so well. Maybe I'll try Dateline next