shushy ❄️🌻 @rachel2manypaws
Yeah the bleeding heart... crazy dog chick. A fistful of beauty with some weeds. @wrensongstudios chapter54mylifethesuckfest Joined September 2010-
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an oriole just came to my window & said hey bitch the grape jelly is empty
I get plenty of sleep, even if it takes all day to do it.
Still bringin’ the house down Still makin’ it fun Sure hope I’m doin’ that When I hit ninety-one Happy Birthday, @WillieNelson! 📸: Chloe Weir
Looking forward to trying out my new 12-in1 Shampoo-Body Wash-Ball Lather-Puck Lube-Mallet Wax-Guitar Polish-Hair Gel-Fog Lamp Brightener-Automatic Transmission Fluid-Limited Slip Differential Additive-Hubcap Cleaner-Brow Resin
you know you love playoff hockey when you’re watching 2 teams you hate
If Civil War breaks out, meet me at the library.
I'm a general public 4, but a Harbor Freight 7.
I’m still running wild! Just a little more quietly.
A game of chicken but it’s dirty dishes
what a difference a lifetime makes
I like how my first sign of spring is the wood tick embedded in my skin
I can’t let everything go. I have to hold on to some things for when I need something to throw.
my woman hating neighbor absolutely loves that i mow my lawn in the shape of a vagina
Man i wouldn't even shoot a werewolf
I sang to them
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Good morning but only to those who’s favorite team won the first round 4-0
I don’t want your guns, man. Anybody’s guns. But look—something has to be done. The number of dead is reaching massacre proportions. Let’s think about this and come up with a solution. Even half-assed would be better than no-assed.
Hi, I'm your sleep paralysis demon. Could you take a shower?
We have Willie Nelson. They have Travis Tritt. We are not the same.
Some people just use beautiful words, and others are made of them.
If we're talking about "untrainable animals" I feel we have to mention Marjorie Taylor Greene
The Lightning didn’t make the second round in 1994 either 👀👀👀 #NYR
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pretty impressed by how easily I can talk myself into having a little treat and taking a little nap
I'm not addicted to my phone, I'm a palm reader