oldbalanced @oldandbalanced
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“Resistance… because if we fight we might lose, but if we don’t fight we’ve already lost.”
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Darth Baul
This guy woke up at 2:30am, painted his face and is locked out of seeing the Knicks parade.
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ok here's the trick to having a healthy relationship with a man: he should be a communist and also a little gay
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DARK CITY is the only movie that will give you Kiefer Sutherland talking like Peter Lorre in a Bugs Bunny cartoon and for that it must be cherished.
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Drake (texting): What's yo favorite Crayola color Millie Bobby Brown: Wild Watermelon Drake: Damn they just letting anything be a crayon these days huh. Hahaaa. Hard for a guy like me to keep up
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I am taking out a PPP loan this time
BREAKING: South African health authorities said they have identified the Andes strain of hantavirus, which may be passed from person to person, in two passengers who were on the cruise ship that has an outbreak of the rare infection. apnews.com/article/cruise…
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The funniest thing about New York City is that it used to be a bunch of smaller cities and they all combined together in the 1890s when they realized Chicago was going to be bigger and better than any of them would ever be able to be independently
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@jenny2x4 Do you remember that time when Elon chickened out from a boxing match with Zuckeberg because his mom tweeted that she's worried about his health? If Elon was the one writing that, then that incident has reached a new level of patheticness
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"listen to your body" my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire
@givemetuesday Austin Butler on a bender
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BREAKING: According to a leaked CIA report, China is engaged in a massive conspiracy to make everything cheaper and more affordable.
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Lada Samara Night, 1990
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I think it was David Lee Roth who said “When I do a line of cocaine, I feel like a new man and the first thing that new man wants is another line of cocaine”. I’m pretty sure it’s the same mechanism with billionaires, just an addiction our society idiotically decided to deify.
Why does somebody with a billion dollars need another billion dollars?
@afrocosmist Seaquest would be phenomenal. I'm rewatching Sliders atm. Still mostly holds up!
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You can stop tagging the FBI under this. They've seen it, they just can't afford to drive over here now.
Gas is up 70 cents overnight here so what if a fifth guy tried
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might as well post the meme
Francis Fukuyama admits that China's model has supplanted that of Western liberalism. 👇
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(explaining to my gorilla friend) no look. look im sorry i said it okay. but "going ape" doesnt - it isnt a pejorative. it isnt a species thing. its just (lapsing into hand signals as our conversation becomes increasingly emotional)
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