machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix
resonance lover, temporarily embarrassed statistician, and aspiring wonderer the southern part of heaven Joined June 2020-
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First prothonotary warbler this morning -- someone on here said they look like they're glowing from the inside and I didn't really believe it until I saw it, but it's true! Named after the yellow robes worn by roman papal clerks, a.k.a. prothonotaries.
I’m short on statistics and long on session IPAs in the sun. This is not financial advice
welcome to my ambient soundscape, shawty
too good of an opportunity to pass up..,,
too good of an opportunity to pass up..,, https://t.co/yP8FEvUuvd
oil light came on for 0.2s while I was driving and then turned back off I feel like I just lost a spider in my bedroom
staring drunkenly at the splayed-open chip bag on our table at the bar and was so struck by its beauty I took a photo and it really is that beautiful
We all got that one homie who, some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little or no money in his purse, and nothing particular to interest him on shore, thought he would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world.
if you stop and smell the flowers enough you will eventually snorf up some bees.
new lifers for today! the cape may warbler had been my white whale since I heard but could not get eyes on one right when I started birding. at last!
to remember that you are literally just some bitch is the ultimate expression of buddhist thought—to accept you are not distinct from the universe around you. to be just some bitch is to fracture the samsara
no offense bud but U a constant source of light in a dimming world
Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): “In 2006, after a poker game with Le Chiffre, James Bond, international super spy, my friend,”
Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): “In 2006, after a poker game with Le Chiffre, James Bond, international super spy, my friend,”
Sorry Mario. By induction we prove that your princess is in a castle with number no less than ω + 1.
Lena Durham @lesbography
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Everything but the edges are finished
puff turned 2 last weekend so here’s a thread of pics from the past year
my beautiful children, go my beasts...
Liaoning cashmere goat They are only seen in Liaoning region of China
one thing about luca guadagnino, he’s gonna cast the most beautiful lead you’ve ever seen
dipping my coconut in the context of all in which i’ve lived and what came before me
Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
Mother slayed today. Or, maybe, yesterday; I can’t be sure. The telegram from Home says: YOUR MOTHER SERVED.
20th century dad fears: son crashes jalopy into the median, daughter impregnated by rakish pool hall hustler, horse ejecting worms 21st century dad fears: Cock print highly visible on IG live, indie pop demos found on sons pc, daughter caught slurpfucking D3 golfer in a 4Runner
Two paintings by Wayne Thiebaud: Dog, 1957 and Jolly Cones, 2002