PaperBagger @misterbagman
@PapaSmirk.bluesky.social Whatever else you do, don't boil your head, stupid. Black Lives Matter, Trans Lives Matter, He/Him. A swiftly tilting planet Joined September 2010-
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My hat's off to this person.
On this very day in 1492, a British explorer by the name of Christopher Columbus sat sail in his beloved ship, the Mayflower, in search of a better life. When he crossed the Pacific and landed at Plymouth Rock, what he discovered exceeded his wildest imagination - it was the…
"Tiff Shuttlesworth"? Where does one even begin?
"Tiff Shuttlesworth"? Where does one even begin?
Yearly reminder that Columbus was a bitch! Lol
Lord, grant me the confidence of a Premier League player going out in public with one of those haircuts.
One reason I have never gotten drunk is that I would probably perish instantly if I lost my grip on my ironic detachment.
One reason I have never gotten drunk is that I would probably perish instantly if I lost my grip on my ironic detachment.
I don’t understand how COVID is spiking once again after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened
This is the best big news story in the world right now—and it’s not close. A child under 5 dies of malaria nearly every minute and most of those deaths are preventable. About 600,000+ people die per year from malaria. With this vaccine, literally millions of lives will be saved.
This is the best big news story in the world right now—and it’s not close. A child under 5 dies of malaria nearly every minute and most of those deaths are preventable. About 600,000+ people die per year from malaria. With this vaccine, literally millions of lives will be saved.
So is it just me, or does Keith give off a little bit of Bricktop energy? #gbbo
THANK YOU 🙏🏾 FAITH! A LOT MORE NEEDS TO HAPPEN ON THE @ErnieIsley SIDE. WE’VE MORE THAN DOUBLED ERNIE’S COUNT, BUT WE’RE NOT STOPPING UNTIL 10K 🙏🏾10K! ONE BY ONE BY ONE🎸🙏🏾
THANK YOU 🙏🏾 FAITH! A LOT MORE NEEDS TO HAPPEN ON THE @ErnieIsley SIDE. WE’VE MORE THAN DOUBLED ERNIE’S COUNT, BUT WE’RE NOT STOPPING UNTIL 10K 🙏🏾10K! ONE BY ONE BY ONE🎸🙏🏾
would you ask a man to give up his senate seat just because he died
After seeing the intellect & character displayed in this debate it’s hard to understand why anyone cares about Biden’s age.
They've been telling me a robot will come for my job any minute now for twenty years. I'm getting a little tired of waiting.
They've been telling me a robot will come for my job any minute now for twenty years. I'm getting a little tired of waiting.
Pandemic? What pandemic?
Several of you can relate
Several of you can relate
the US is a deeply unserious country asking me to make student loans payments and keep an eye out for a fucking FIGHTER JET they fumbled
the US is a deeply unserious country asking me to make student loans payments and keep an eye out for a fucking FIGHTER JET they fumbled
I don't know who needs to hear this, but as of tonight, I have five invitations to the other place where the sky is blue. I am happy to share. Trans, BIPOC, etc., to the front of the line.
Pure gold.
As long as this place is going to hell, I'm just gonna like any boobs or other racy content I run across, because it's not like y'all are working at being respectable either.
Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule
335K Followers 62K Following Writer, lawyer, quipster, wonk. Related to Audrey Hepburn. Proud creator of SHERO political and legal newsletter.
Collin S @cseguin03
3K Followers 2K Following He/Him. Boston U and UConn Law Alum. Food enthusiast. Treat people right and you’ll never go wrong.
Liz Gil @LizCGil
24K Followers 6K Following founding atty @ optimal counsel. startup lawyer. dog momager. alum @fenwickwest. @lizcgil.bsky.social. she/her. opinions my own. 🇨🇺🗽🦎
anxiety at law 🤍 @ANXIETYATLAW
11K Followers 1K Following Esq. ⚖️ miserable & magical✨she/her 🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛🐈⬛ views are not my employer’s. 🫶🏼
Julie Camacho #ADHD #.. @JCamachoLegal
3K Followers 3K Following Small business, real estate, and civil litigation firm. I am #lawtwitter and love #appellatetwitter. No legal advice, RT's not endorsements. Dog/cat mom, beware
J.J. @J_Dot_J
20K Followers 864 Following Lawyer. Mom. Wife. One half of the Lawyers Behaving Badly podcast. Objectively best Twitter account in Dallas. Texas Fight. #MFFL #GoStars P1 She/Her
Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison
19K Followers 4K Following Husband. Dad. Oklahoman. Foodie. Amateur Golfer. Personal Injury Attorney.
Sean Silverman: Silve.. @BarExamTutor
10K Followers 4K Following Areas of Interest: Law, Logic, Mathematics || For Bar Exam Tutoring Info: [email protected] || For LSAT Tutoring Info: [email protected]
Akiva Cohen @AkivaMCohen
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Kim @kim
215K Followers 135K Following Producer and founder interested in art, design, fashion, music, tv + films. #VoteBlue
Ginger the Garden Wit.. @mkkraemer
4K Followers 2K Following Public policy wonk, garden enthusiast, cat foster. Married to @XOofXOs. Here til the twitter end, but also [email protected]
A Tony at Law @TonyRobite
3K Followers 4K Following Former bartender so frustrated with the confusing liquor laws in Utah that I said “screw it” and became a lawyer
ND Kirsch 🌻 @ndkirschmann
10K Followers 6K Following Over-educated cat lady / #milflamingo & proud NATO nerd & NAFO fan / All opinions are my own / Not official and definitely not serious / she/her
Daphne Badzinski @DaphneB5635
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Thearez @Thearez418445
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Barbi 💄 @tsprada7326718
19 Followers 2K Following Post-Op Trans girl 🏳️⚧️ princess with a twist follow my main account @pradabarbix
Hillary ❤️ @tshila28876424
42 Followers 2K Following Pre-Op Trans girl 🏳️⚧️ princess with a twist follow my main @hillary_ts
Barbi 😇 @trans_adea8561
28 Followers 1K Following Post-Op Trans girl 🏳️⚧️ princess with a twist follow my main account @pradabarbix
Elina Rytuba @el_rytub
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Arianna Herzing @ariann_herzi
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Hillary ❤️ @callmehila4848
23 Followers 2K Following trans girl 🏳️⚧️ i’m not active on this acc, follow @hillary_ts
Missy 🍒 @Missyxx8864969
59 Followers 3K Following TS girl 🏳️⚧️ private account 🤗 follow my main @transmissy
Kendall Brockelmeyer @brockelmey16816
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Missou 💋 @Missy_trans486
44 Followers 3K Following trans girl 🏳️⚧️ private account 🤗 follow my main @transmissy
Desiree Vazquez @DesireeVaz71004
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Josephine Formica @JosephinFormi
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Elie Mystal @ElieNYC
518K Followers 5K Following Justice Correspondent: @thenation. Alfred Knobler Fellow: @typemediacenter Str:12 Dex:8 Con:15 Int:13 Wis:10 Char:14 Author: Allow Me To Retort
The Volatile Mermaid @OhNoSheTwitnt
372K Followers 1K Following ~*Jewish-American Disney Princess*~ @HarlanCoben once compared me to a whiskey sour without the whiskey.
Imani Gandy (Orca’s.. @AngryBlackLady
265K Followers 2K Following Three dogs. Two kitchens. Zero chill. | Lawyer. | Journalist. | co-host #BoomLawyered | “Queen of fucking Twitter or something.” | The Real Racist™ | 🏳️🌈
NoelCaslerComedy🌙 @caslernoel
426K Followers 732 Following NYC Based Stand-Up Comedian•Noel Casler Podcast•Car Rants• 'Noel's Notes' on Substack•Tour Dates at https://t.co/snzWVJwEbz
DoneHat @Popehat
315K Followers 1K Following Bye. https://t.co/7CTLPHydam: @popehat. Mastodon: @[email protected]. Substack: https://t.co/j3NdkUE2en. Podcast: https://t.co/43rX4AAPbI.
emptywheel edit name .. @emptywheel
337K Followers 6K Following Abundant tweets about civil liberties & national security*** Legendary potty mouth*** Also at @[email protected] & @emptywheel.bsky.social 🗽🇪🇺
Kevin M. Kruse @KevinMKruse
466K Followers 3K Following No longer posting here -- try the same handle on Substack, Bluesky and Threads. CAMPAIGN TRAILS newsletter: https://t.co/B5Q3HztuHd
shauna @goldengateblond
340K Followers 2K Following I didn’t pay for this shit. goldengateblond on all the platforms.
Stonekettle @Stonekettle
215K Followers 2K Following Coffee FIRST. Plug in the cat. Read the daily hatemail. Despair for the future of humanity. Buy Whiskey
Caroline Orr Bueno, P.. @RVAwonk
430K Followers 3K Following ~@[email protected]~ Behavioral Scientist. Postdoc @ UMD. “Epistemic Superpredator.” Studying disinformation, cognitive security, crises. Opinions are mine.
Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule
335K Followers 62K Following Writer, lawyer, quipster, wonk. Related to Audrey Hepburn. Proud creator of SHERO political and legal newsletter.
Collin S @cseguin03
3K Followers 2K Following He/Him. Boston U and UConn Law Alum. Food enthusiast. Treat people right and you’ll never go wrong.
Mark Hertling @MarkHertling
481K Followers 205 Following Retired soldier. Loves family, dedicated to nation. Student of leadership, nat’l security & healthcare. Cardinals fan.
Liz Gil @LizCGil
24K Followers 6K Following founding atty @ optimal counsel. startup lawyer. dog momager. alum @fenwickwest. @lizcgil.bsky.social. she/her. opinions my own. 🇨🇺🗽🦎
anxiety at law 🤍 @ANXIETYATLAW
11K Followers 1K Following Esq. ⚖️ miserable & magical✨she/her 🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛🐈⬛ views are not my employer’s. 🫶🏼
Julie Camacho #ADHD #.. @JCamachoLegal
3K Followers 3K Following Small business, real estate, and civil litigation firm. I am #lawtwitter and love #appellatetwitter. No legal advice, RT's not endorsements. Dog/cat mom, beware
Steve Vladeck @steve_vladeck
217K Followers 3K Following @ksvesq’s husband; father of daughters; C.A. Wright Chair in Federal Courts @UTexasLaw; #SCOTUS nerd @CNN; NYT bestseller: https://t.co/FmqTSPSMH3; #LGM
Albert Lee @ALeeOfficial
3K Followers 74 Following Official account of Grammy Award-winning guitarist. Celebrating 80 years of a guitar legend.
Mike Stern @mikesternguitar
8K Followers 113 Following This is the OFFICIAL Twitter page for legendary guitarist Mike Stern.
Sari Schorr @SariSchorr
2K Followers 974 Following Can hit those high notes even after eating a whole pizza. 🍕Fearless lover of all things rock 'n' roll. 👊 New album ‘Joyful Sky’ w/ Robin Trower out now!✨
Robert Cray Official @RobertCrayBand
13K Followers 233 Following Robert Cray has been bridging the lines between blues, soul and R&B for the past four + decades, with five Grammy wins & a Blues Hall of Fame inductee.
Elliot Easton @ElliotEastonEE
10K Followers 437 Following Official page of Rock and Roll Hall of Fame guitarist Elliot Easton of The Cars. Signature model designer, producer, songwriter.
Nightmare Fuel AI (Co.. @NFuel_AI
8K Followers 230 Following 26 🇫🇷 Making AI stuff but mainly Futa ⚒️Stable Diffusion and Photoshop. 🩵Support / Commissions: https://t.co/WObsnL7nMv
Tori Eldridge - THE N.. @ToriEldridge
12K Followers 12K Following Author of the Lily Wong thriller series, Anthony, Lefty, Macavity Awards finalist, Crimson Scribe winner • @NicLitAgent • Hapa-Hawaiian Ninja Author 🌺
Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith
98K Followers 6K Following Writer; Television, Comic Books, Book Books. Married to Jennifer Wright. Dad.
Gwenivere Shaw, knowe.. @GwenKillswitch
1K Followers 5K Following Defense Attorney. Social Justice Bard. Hubsbot/wifi. Queer. Bi. Trans. 🏳️⚧️they/she. Barrel-chested Battle axe from the Blessed Sands.
Frank Housh @frank_housh
444 Followers 762 Following Writer and Editor. Former classical musician, civil rights lawyer, and law professor. More fun than I sound. @authorsguild @bookcritics
Tyler Vigen @TylerVigen
14K Followers 659 Following My defining qualities are curious and stubborn. Creator of spurious correlations: https://t.co/dPthBYVEhE
Kari Byron @KariByron
473K Followers 1K Following MYTHBUSTERS, Crash Test World, CoFounder EXPLR, Director National STEM Challenge.
Jendia Gammon @jendiagammon
2K Followers 2K Following Nebula & BSFA Awards Finalist. Pronounced Jen-DEE-a. ATACAMA (2025). DOOMFLOWER (2025). Also @jdiannedotson. THE INN AT THE AMETHYST LANTERN. 💍@garethlpowell
Carl Cecere @CecereCarl
9K Followers 600 Following Owner, Cecere PC. Supreme Court and appellate advocacy.
Maria @mlstrat
3K Followers 1K Following law person/ex-@commercedems; love: sports (basketball, f1, pga, tennis, football), the south, birds, adventure, and butter; all views mine; she/her
Jay P @JohnathanPerk
32K Followers 23K Following cancer survivor | higher ed lawyer | Philly enthusiast | @TempleUniv @UVALaw | tweets my own—NEVER representation of employer’s views | never legal advice | he
⛴The MaryEllenCarte.. @flyaway47
1K Followers 2K Following Jewish atheist UU, autodidact, bookaholic, 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ ally, ADHD, chronic pain, fibromyalgia, arthritis, disabled, old. See pinned tweet
john ward @johnbrador
2K Followers 4K Following The GQP wants to set the clock back 150 years. Vote like your freedom depends on it, because it doesOriginally from St. Catharines, Ontario, Finally in Arizona!
Dara Does Deep State @daralynn13
28K Followers 25K Following That's what I do. I have great hair and I know things.
Quite Interesting @qikipedia
1.3M Followers 995 Following A Quite Interesting Twitter feed from the team behind the BBC TV show QI. https://t.co/1JWvBwO1PN
Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan
327K Followers 14K Following What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke, and drive a Nissan (parody)
Lucid_Lotus ✌❤�.. @booneybig1
21K Followers 9K Following Chaos goblin moonlighting as an average Midwestern housewife. When I'm not stcking it to maga? I bake cookies. Mom/Ally/Democrat for life 💙 #bidenharris2024
KR Paul @AuthorKRPaul
3K Followers 707 Following Author of the PANTHEON series (https://t.co/3lAduUBi9I) Ultramarathoner🏃🏻♀ All views mine & we don't talk about my day job here 📸 IG: KRPaulAuthor
Jane Fox 🟥 @Foxsquire
3K Followers 1K Following Now: Legal Aid Society union Chapter Chair of @alaa2325 | Then: public defender & Fellow @thesbpc | Always: GBM widow, fighting to #cancelstudentdebt | she/her
ycats @scribblymoth
2K Followers 1K Following Ridiculous human. Lover of laughs. Just try it for the summer.
Minne (like the mouse.. @jasmine_rebuke
220 Followers 307 Following Pulitzer-finalist journalist with 15+ years experience covering politics, health care, and local news. Bylines: HazMedia, TxMo, Chron, Dallas T-H.
Havoc Six @Havoc_Six
45K Followers 5K Following | US Army - Engineer - CPT | | Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria | | Fmr Strategic Analyst | History Grad | Opinions = Own | | Podcast/Blog: https://t.co/eoL97PVkPE
Jane Hutchison @corpavsafety
466 Followers 606 Following Business Aviation Safety - Compliance, Regs. & Sec. pro. Apple IT geek. Humored by irony, sarcasm w/cogent thought, intelligence & integrity. I can be harsh.
Jen Psaki @jrpsaki
1.5M Followers 1K Following Mom of 2, Host of @InsideWithPsaki on Sundays at Noon ET on @MSNBC. For more on Say More Book tour: https://t.co/uLFVqXDYXi
Nicole A. Rizza, Esq... @NicoleARizza
2K Followers 3K Following She/Her. Sober. Trans. Lawyer. Mother to Captain CAThryn Janeway and John Thurgood Marshall. My thoughts are barely legal, hardly advice. I’m queer af
a little peanut 🥜 @youwouldntpost
9K Followers 4K Following award-winning “journalist.” smokes, let’s go
Cacao byproduct @cacao_byproduct
138 Followers 400 Following cacao_byproduct or cacaobyproduct or AuDHDiego elsewhere. he/they, non-binary
austin lawhead @austinlawhead_
516 Followers 1K Following Anthropology PhD / Military Grade Analysis / Interests: Legal and Applied Anthropology, Politics. All-American jaw line
Ashley Winter MD || U.. @AshleyGWinter
155K Followers 3K Following Urologist + sex med doc. Views my own. She/Her. IG/threads: @ashleygwinter
Quan Yin - Enlightene.. @QuanShiYinPusa
5K Followers 5K Following Bodhisattva. I’ve been around a while and I’ve seen some shit! Was going to ascend after the election, but I stayed to watch the meltdowns! NO DMs 🌻 🇺🇦
Feral Nerds Film Fest.. @FeralNerdsFF
2K Followers 2K Following Feral Nerds Film Festival, LLC Revenge of the Nerds meets Fyre Festival.
James Cromwell 🐷 @jamesocromwell
27K Followers 2K Following American actor, Ethical vegan, Social change activist, That Guy! He/him/his RTs ≠ endorsements. he/him
derek guy @dieworkwear
833K Followers 963 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
Wendy Lindstocking @warinutah
5K Followers 6K Following Big old school science fiction nerdy geek. It’s my purpose to love you. Bring it. Occasional chickens. Temet nosce. she/her/lady/friend/sister
Senator Jacky Rosen @SenJackyRosen
53K Followers 816 Following Working across the aisle to deliver for hardworking Nevada families in the U.S. Senate. Proud mom and wife. Former computer programmer and synagogue president.
Katie @_ugh_whatnow
4K Followers 2K Following Currently eating waffles or nachos depending on the time of day. These are all jokes. Unless I'm talking about food. The food stuff is DEAD SERIOUS.
Thee Prairie Mermaid @SrFe3C
5K Followers 5K Following local weirdo, avid shoe wearer, blue dot, #LandBack, I mow John Feal’s lawn, BLM, ADHD, #WaterThePlanet, love is love, cliffhangers are, Gov Noem is evil.
Rafie Faruq @RafieFaruq
2K Followers 447 Following CEO @genieai 💟 Unlocking legal knowledge for all 🔢 MSc Machine Learning, BSc Philosophy & Econ 🧘 Lifelong meditator: Raja & Bhakti yoga
Well, this place was .. @legalminimum
8K Followers 3K Following Now it's just overrun with nonsense. I went out with a bang, but now I'm out. If you know me IRL, find me there. If you don't, don't.
My very small batch of etrog marmalade
@MagsVisaggs I Believe in Connie Kent!
Got to chase my pal Danta in a nearby field and it was fun! He’s getting faster!
Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day!
@DustyStetson95 If Ranger school was so necessary to be a leader, then why isn't it part of the officer basic course? Unless it's not necessary and it's just cool patch gate keeping.
@DustyStetson95 I think you are missing the reason for doing this - its a back door elimination of women. Yes I know there are women with Ranger Tabs but they are unicorns and you can find a million reasons not to interview them. But by making Ranger a discriminator, you eliminate most women
@misterbagman There is a massive cloud of alcohol floating in space. If not made by God, the made by Whom? phys.org/news/2006-04-a…
Yearly reminder that Columbus was a bitch! Lol
Took the week off work to cosplay as a carpenter. Anyone need a side table?
@misterbagman @MollyJongFast Hisanus.
I didn't mean to be topical. I didn't mean to be topical. I didn't mean to be topical. I didn't mean to be topical. I didn't mean to be topical. I didn't mean to be topical. I didn't mean to be topical. I didn't mean to be topical. I didn't mean to be topical. I say that a lot.
My hat's off to this person.
One of Ozzy favorite spots. He's partial to Frank Sinatra
Birthday of Max Slevogt (1868 -1932) was a German Impressionist painter and illustrator, best known for his landscapes. He was, together with Lovis Corinth and Max Liebermann, one of the foremost representatives in Germany of the plein air style. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Slevo…
Traditionally, whenever I stay at a hotel, I block the Fox News channel in my room using the parental code option. Then leave without telling anyone the code. I hope I’m not being petty.
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Nota bene: Not everyone who does criminal defense is a good person. Some, obviously, are super assholes.
There were a couple of Red-winged Blackbirds along the boardwalk this morning. I’m not sure if most of the other Red-winged Blackbirds have left this part of Michigan or if the flock was hanging out elsewhere.
This boy is sticking to me like glue today ! #stamford
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