Amy Schumer @amyschumer
2022 tour dates on sale now! Get tickets here: https://t.co/7eyPdjXFYK linktr.ee/amyschumer nyc Joined July 2009-
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Please listen to every word. No matter what you believe. It is not graphic. This is a speech about the Jewish people from my second cousin once removed. Please take the time I implore you. Please share if it moves you. Stay strong beautiful people whatever faith you were born…
Senator Schumer is pushing a very fair bill that gives Israel the money she needs to defend herself and provide ample funds to protect innocent civilians in Gaza. Please call your senator to tell them to support it. And no he is not my dad.
This video is a 10/10. Who is she? I want to express my gratitude and admiration for her. One of the best videos I’ve seen.
NBA legend Amare Stoudemire with a message to the world after witnessing Hamas’s cowardly crimes. “For all y’all Black Lives Matter who ain’t saying nothing or ‘let me figure out exactly what happened before I say anything,’ Fuck you. Figure out what? it ain’t never been cool…
Noa was partying in the south of Israel in a peace music festival when Hams terrorists kidnapped her and dragged her from Israel into Gaza. Noa is held hostage by Hamas. She could be your daughter, sister, friend. #BringBackOurFamily
Marriage is finding someone who can stand you Amy Schumer: Emergency Contact streaming NOW on Netflix!
WATCH NOW: @amyschumer shares her reaction to the recent baby announcements from Hollywood actors. #WWHL
My special is out June 13th. Solidarity with the WGA and IATSE @NetflixIsAJoke
My special is out June 13th @NetflixIsAJoke . Solidarity with the writers guild. @WGAEast @WGAWest
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I have a featured guest role in a new series of animated shorts on @PBSKIDS called "City Island." City Island was produced by my friends at @futurebrainmedia, you can watch @CityIslandPBS on @PBSKIDS and the PBS KIDS app
The Last Noelle written by: @nanglish @paramountplus #InsideAmySchumer @KevinKaneNY
Elon Musk has had more gender affirming surgeries than most trans people. I’m not trying to upset the fanboys, just simply exercising my freedom of speech. So glad that I can state my opinions without having to worry about triggered snowflakes.
We've joined over 40 of the world's leading civil society organizations in a letter to Twitter's top advertisers. We're asking them to publicly commit to stop running any ads on @twitter if Elon Musk continues to undermine brand and user safety. 👇 freepress.net/news/press-rel…
New York has a big election coming up on November 8th. I’m voting for @KathyHochul a champion for abortion access, gun safety, and equality Her opponent, Lee Zeldin, is Trump 2.0. Donate to her campaign here: secure.actblue.com/donate/kh-ptnr…
Rest of 2022 tour ❤ Las Vegas, San Jose and Riverside rescheduled to new dates (all tickets for original shows will be honored for the new dates) and third show just added in LA. Tickets and all info at amyschumer.com/tour
That’s one way to start your freshman year. 🥴 New episodes of #InsideAmySchumer are now streaming on @paramountplus. Learn the signs of an unhealthy relationship with @Join1Love. Get the tools and resources needed to identify and avoid abuse at JoinOneLove.org.
Third show added in LA on Friday, December 9 at the Orpheum Theatre! Tickets on pre-sale now with code AMY. General on sale Thursday at 10AM PT ❤ tickets at ticketmaster.com/event/09005D55…
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Season 5 begins streaming 10/20 on @paramountplus
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