Megan @megandogbark
I like to consider myself a 105 expert Joined February 2013-
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“Live your best life,” I say as I climb into my bed at 8:30 p.m. with a good book, a chocolate bar, and freshly changed sheets.
you know how to ball i know aristotle is this generations he was a punk she did ballet
thanK you aIMee is great therapy if you had a best friend breakup that absolutely crushed you and you want nothing to do with that person and the awful things they did but you also know you wouldn’t be who you are today without them
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As happy as I was to visit my family and as great of a time it was, I’m happy to be back home with Brian. And I love that I consider Colorado home. 🥰
Play hard, play fast, play together.
smoking weed and listening to fall out boy on 4/20 call that infinity on high
The future of the franchise is here. #SkyTown
Obsessed
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING LIKE FUCK P DIDDY
I believe I am hitting peak Colorado time right now. Serotonin at an all time high.
Dear reader, are you seated? The Bridgerton Season 3 trailer has ARRIVED. Let Polin season commence! Part 1 premieres May 16 🐝
PUT IT IN THE LOUVRE 😂 (@_MarcusD3_)
The viewership numbers are in for the men’s & women’s 2024 NCAA Basketball National Championships: Men’s: 14.8 million Women’s: 18.7 million Invest in women’s sports.
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You can’t find happiness in another person but you can find it in potatoes
The best Saturday plans are zero Saturday plans. Everybody knows that.
sometimes you just need a friend who will let us say the inside stuff out loud without judgement or advise so you can process how you’re feeling
One of the best movie introductions in cinematic history
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I'm best man at my buddy's second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone"?
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My ex’s hairline went back a decade or two and I swear it’s cured me
an ex getting even uglier after you break up with them is all the fuel for healing you need tbh
Hooray but still bitter about Justin Fields 😭
I'm sorry I asked if your child on a leash was a rescue.
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Utah Chubs and Utah Chubsuckers easily crack the top 5 for NHL team names. Not sure why this is a debate