Mike DiStefano @mddistefano
Joined July 2011-
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The most anticlimactic ending to a great Super Bowl ever. Thanks, ref. Good job, good effort.
SuperBowlBound.mp4
Where would Dr. Eggman get a Ph.D from anyway?? Probably... Villain Ova
When comedians start rambling on about how "comedy is a family" and "comedians always have each other's backs!" this is what it sounds like to me.
Can we please stop with the “greatest finish ever”... #Bang
I broke down the incredibly dangerous inline skating race from the movie Airborne
Like I said: he’s a crook.
Today was the day Donald trump finally became president
The best news you've heard all year: Chappelle's Show is coming to Netflix US
a look at the tape from the Daniel Jones almost touchdown
RT if there’s a knife in your car
Gwinnett County Public Schools #GCPS is putting signs on the entrances to their buildings saying all persons entering said building do so at their own risk, that, under GA law SB 59, GCPS is not liable if a teacher becomes sick or dies while doing her/his job.
principal of a school that’s definitely opening
the entire state should be red by now, but georgia keeps increasing the numbers on this scale to minimize the outbreak
My plans 2020 2020
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This man won.
a couple weeks ago I had a flight get delayed and I used the extra time to get some serious work done
it’s actually so crazy to me a little phrase i edited onto the end of a julia fox and kanye west headline managed to make its way to being 2022 word of the year and now in yakuza. it’s so hard to process lol
Eagles legend Jason Kelce stopped by his neighborhood McDonald’s this morning to pick up some breakfast and drop off a jersey for his favorite employee – Danielle Bonham. MORE: bit.ly/3O6n4w1
Oh good John Mulaney’s in this episode of The Bear. No getting around that I guess
what if jar jar binks rizzed up livvy dunne?
A ‘WHAT IF…?’ version of ‘STAR WARS’ is reportedly in the works at Disney. (Via: @DanielRPK)
oh what the fuck man
game’s title in Japan: Oh! Terrific. The Music of Life Creates A Triangle That Ensnares Us—Creation same game’s title in America: Bulletarded
Colored contact lenses are a good way to let people know that “all bets are off” psychologically.
Accidentally saw The Holdovers dressed as the main character like it was Harry Potter or something
BREW CREW ANNOUNCEMENT @BDayBoysMitch Wiger @ozzymo Betsy Sodaro Carl Tart
The NINTH! Annual High & Mighty Thanksgiving Eve Power Hour is almost here. Join me and some TBD friends for the biggest drinking night of the year. Live AND live-streamed 🎟️: powerhour.gabrus.com
17 yo convert: sigh, everything has been going downhill ever since the 7th ecumenical council of lateran saints said we have to be 10% less homophobic actual catholic: father McHenry pulled a quick homily today so we could catch the eagles game haha. go birds
I'm at an age where literally anything could trigger my mid-life crisis, so I have to be cautious. Inviting me bowling? No can do. I may love it, go all-in, and try to convert my garage.
Mr. Lurie- I, along with the undersigned below via ❤️s, would like to petition you to make Kelly Green the official color of the @Eagles now and forever. Thank you for your consideration in this matter.