Fan @maybef4n
I watch the Astros so you don’t have to Joined September 2022-
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Texans Trust Ranking: 1. Hannah 2. CJ 3. Meco 4. Nick . . . 256: Cal
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Texans draft analysis: I didn’t recognize any of their pick’s names so I’m just gonna trust Nick and Meco for now
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Way too many total body deodorants coming out before it gets warm for this to be a good thing
This Galveston?
This Galveston? https://t.co/7EnYDXiTPt
Lol these stats shouldn’t count for the pitchers or the hitters
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Make it clear you've only seen one movie without saying you've seen only one movie.
Make it clear you've only seen one movie without saying you've seen only one movie.
Maldy accidentally ran into one and now we’ll never hear the end of it
All these player stories are positive and motivational now. I remember when analysts used to be like “HIS MAMA IS A CRACKHEAD!”
Archbishop Deshaies @HouCounterplot
13K Followers 712 Following Recipient of the 2023 Orel Hershiser Lifetime Achievement Award for Online Sportsmanship. (Also, God gives His toughest battles to His strongest warriors.)
Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13
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Ryan, Perdido en TX @RyanLostinTX
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Dustin DeBerry @dkdeberry
4K Followers 768 Following Christ follower. Julia's husband. Liam, Renée, & Aiden's dad. Cowboys, Astros, & UT fan. Voted the worst person on Astros Twitter. I'm probably joking. #FDSP
Larry FooteSack @atxhobogrl
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Negro Bane/Tha Shark @thashark316
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Leslie @leslieemullin
3K Followers 1K Following Lover of all things Tulsa, smitten wife and borderline crazy cat lady. Astros bandwagon since 1986.
flick 🐾❤️ @FlickNickem
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Mark Deska Ŧ🌮🌵.. @MDeskaTTU
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tentin quarantino @TentyQuarantino
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Ben DuBose @BenDuBose
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Matt The Dogg @Matthew_Gaskin
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andyzipp 🫥 @andyzipp
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Leah Vann @LVann_Sports
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John Massey @tamuaggiedude
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TravisT @LeftyTravis
1K Followers 2K Following #Relentless⚾#HTownMade🏈#Rockets🏀 Perpetually correct, persistently infallible, constantly charming with a touch of modesty and above all..KNOWER OF BALL
Sean Mapes @seanamapes
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Calhoun @linkcalhoun
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Billy's Willy a Wagne.. @MomMomMomMOOOOM
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Just Matt for now (8-.. @KraniumKracka
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Bru @marcbrubaker
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Astros Fun @AstrosFun
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Coach Middlescreen @middlescreen1
748 Followers 266 Following Providing quality content since this morning.
Dave Clary ⚾️ @dclaryjr
926 Followers 656 Following Retired USAF Intel Analyst, Grandpa to seven, Great Grandpa to five. That’s me sitting behind home plate
🍺 & ⚾️ Torture.. @Talismantradr
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JEFTEX 🏴☠️ @_farrelltex_
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Space City Sports @LiveSCS
12K Followers 2K Following The Astros have beaten your favorite team too many times to count. 2X Champs. THIS IS A FAN PAGE. I’m just trolling, don’t take it personally.
Mission Control Podca.. @MissionAstros
269 Followers 10 Following New podcast covering Houston baseball, with Mike Mitchell and Aidan Resnick breaking down the Astros.
Rick M @PARSlist
5K Followers 2K Following I study baseball to ruin my daily life. Creator of PARS (Prospect Aggregate Ranking System). Thx for supporting my work. My daughters are my world 💔
The Crawfish Boxes @CrawfishBoxes
19K Followers 728 Following Daily news, analytical articles, and everything 'Stros
Rob Lee @RALee85
687K Followers 4K Following Senior Fellow @FPRI. Previously @USMC, @ColumbiaSIPA, @CentreAST. Focused on Russian defense policy.
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Pat Richter @PatRichter512
54 Followers 628 Following Dad, lawyer, runner, sports fan, music appreciator.
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124 Followers 364 Following if you see this, @thashark316 got suspended for a week
Mason Florus @bigmase75
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Astrosbaseballislife @Astros4me
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Mike Craven @CravenMike
7K Followers 932 Following Senior Writer at Dave Campbell’s Texas Football | Formerly at Austin American Statesman and Rivals | Sneaker head | UTSA alum | Bettor | @dctf @dctfcfbI was surfing the TV listings and I perked up when I saw that Blazing Saddles was on. I quickly realized it wasn’t something I was going to watch because it was on the Sundance Channel and I knew they would have to edit the hell out of it. Mel Brooks deserves better.
@maybef4n I’m sure those comments are somewhere, but they’re not on my timeline, thank fuck for that.
Just think of how much worse Bregman’s 0-5 day would be if he wasn’t getting “protection” from Yordan
If Worthy didn’t grow up fighting then the kids are definitely different from my era
Happy 21ST BIRTHDAY to my first and only baby boy, Zay! 🤍
Took the dogs to Lake Houston Park for a walk today while it isn't terrible hot outside...
Abreu would be more productive if he just didn’t swing at all. Ever.
Dubón: Welcome to the pregame show. Our first interview is with our all star outfielder. King Tuck. The Tuck man. The Tuckster. Kyle Driver. What the Tuck. Mother Tucker. The one and only Kyle Tucker. Tucker: Don't touch me.
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we are another day closer to everyday first baseman trey cabbage. keep the faith believers
Trey Cabbage now has 1/4 of the amount of hits Jose Abreu has this year. It’s Cabbage’s first game of the season.
Trey Cabbage has matched Jose Abreu’s RBI total in one at bat
The Astros should tell Abreu that they’re flying home on Monday morning, and then leave on Sunday night….
@maybef4n We still have the As series'. We could only win 3 games the rest of the season and they would be a sweep of those guys.
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