Dr AssBurger @DeeZnuts4funS
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Astro fan sitting at home with the other poverty franchises not in the playoffs this year.
Jose Abreu with 2 RBI’s and raising his batting average to a solid .104 in Mexico City.
Me to the Astros when they lose their 1st game back in the United States of America.
Esta #doubledigitdickslap ayeeee!
Josh Hader when fans in Mexico City are speaking Spanish in earshot of the bullpen
SOME of yall Bitching about Draft Picks & ain’t even seen the player play a full damn game!! Here’s a Thought… STFU & just watch! You ain’t gotta say shit w/ every pick! Lastly… STOP BITCHING
The Texas Aggie baseball offensive production is what we all expected Jimbo’s to be when he pulled out his Cheesecake Factory Menu play sheets 😔
astros journey from 2017-2024
@DeeZnuts4funS tripping
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4K Followers 3K Following Enjoying this thing called life. BBQ, beer and boobs. I don’t do liars or skank!@DeeZnuts4funS @CobosQue And make Mexico pay for the wall!!
Jose Abreu with 2 RBI’s and raising his batting average to a solid .104 in Mexico City.
The way this Seagram’s Ginger Ale saved my life, and the trip.😅💚
Touched down in Houston, had to get my car out of impound (🙃) then caught an Uber to a family party. We rallllllyyyy babyyyy
Me to the Astros when they lose their 1st game back in the United States of America.
@DeeZnuts4funS You know balls.
@DeeZnuts4funS @CobosQue I'm all for the Astros playing their home games in Mexico City if it means we play like we did today.