Just Matt now (7-16) @KraniumKracka
Your grandma's favorite Astros fan. 2023 (90-72; 3-3) Geophysicist, Texas Ex '05, Crayon Eater (LowHangingFruit#9522), kraniumkracka (bsky) Houston, TX Joined January 2011-
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why must always women pay for the sins committed by the men of this world
why must always women pay for the sins committed by the men of this world
FIGHT BACK GALVESTON!!!
Update that spray chart @CopierCollin
At this point Abreu needs to just get the take sign if there are runners on and less than 2 outs. We got a run but hell man still having the bases loaded and 1 out, anyone else deserves a shot.
If you’re pitching against Abreu, why are you throwing anything but fastballs?
Excelente
Como se dice dongin en español?
When the dad yells “Good luck with the transsexual” at the train station. 😆
has anyone shopped Noem in the Gravel Pit video
Of course the refs aren't calling holding
Of course the refs aren't calling holding
If you see this, post a trio. 🎶🎸
Congrats to @ApolloDez1 on his hit Netflix show.
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5K Followers 1K Following one of one. | all Black lives matter | https://t.co/UAPhMOBkgdTexans Trust Ranking: 1. Hannah 2. CJ 3. Meco 4. Nick . . . 256: Cal
Buy the whole team sombreros and move the franchise to mexico city
He should change his name to "Tom Zendaya"
Tom Holland and Zendaya are reportedly planning marriage. (Via: people.com/zendaya-tom-ho…)
My earbuds broke so the whole apartment complex is banging Turnpike
@CheapSeats411 @SpaghettiC11 @chi_rox_ Hey @chi_rox_ , mess up Aaron’s hair, please!
Fam 🖤🤍🖤🤍@SpaghettiC11 @chi_rox_
Texans draft analysis: I didn’t recognize any of their pick’s names so I’m just gonna trust Nick and Meco for now
“Ask for a pack of Newports..soft pack”
Normalize going to bed at 9pm on a Saturday. It’s time to remove the stigma. It’s been too long.
Absolutely fantastic build- really loved this, one of my favorites for sure 10/10 recommend
& so it begins v stoked for this one
why must always women pay for the sins committed by the men of this world
if you're a horrible man and treat women badly, inshaAllah khair you're daughter meets a man just like YOU
The White Sox World Series DVD with Tommy Pham on the cover gonna be lit as hell.
The Phillies broadcast did the @treblaw tweet lmaooo
FIGHT BACK GALVESTON!!!
Shaq: “Where they going, Chuck?” Chuck: “Galveston. That dirty ass water. We not even gonna send them to Cancun.” Chuck on the Pelicans. 😂😂 (via @NBAonTNT)