Grit Capital, Ancient God of Commerce @GritGrowthCap
have bought and sold 10000’s of businesses. endlessly wealthy. here to share my wisdom for a small price (your soul) Thule El Dorado Joined October 2016-
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The plan: - ask the boys what the move is - get 0 replies (they have a chat without me) - have 2 beers - start watching Netflix show, get bored and try another - another beer - double text to the chat and don’t get a response - 3 more beers - darkness sets in - stare at the void
"Guys, you're trying to bring in one healthy franchise QB - but I told you we won't do that . Instead what if we got two aging injury prone QBs and recreated him in the aggregate?"
"The Bears haven't had a franchise quarterback in a LONG time" My god, the Rex Grossman disrespect
sex is cool and all, but have you ever dominated a touchtunes at the local pub with creed, smash mouth and mambo number 5
bend thy knee to the engagement, brother
Me at 17
Best is that Blackthorne's part is literally from a friend's essay that got them into a top 5 MBA program
Best is that Blackthorne's part is literally from a friend's essay that got them into a top 5 MBA program
I am a kingmaker foodnavigator-usa.com/Article/2024/0…
Blackthorne: Tell them, I’m attracted to the intrinsic rewards of building a business. There is much to learn from dynamic people with new perspectives. An MBA is the ideal next step in exploring my entrepreneurial ambitions. Mariko: Anjin's private equity fund is making him go…
Just to be clear Non-compete news does not mean stealing trade secrets or confidential info is fair game This will be the vector for companies to litigate moves to competitors
Book of Philly, 4:24 And lo, if thou doth behold a soul adorned in the regalia of the Eagles, in a city not of Philadelphia, thou shalt utter unto them, "Go Birds," and thou shalt in turn receive the sacred response, "Go Birds," and both rejoice
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How to make $300k arbitraging credit card points and then pay zero taxes on it:
@GritGrowthCap Too close to comfort, babe.
@GritGrowthCap @SMB_Attorney Id rather have a cozier more traditional style but Ill let you have this if I can come over and use your IR sauna
Interesting question… You’re on a ski trip in Colorado and you go for a walk. You stroll past these houses. What does it make you feel? Impossible to achieve or inspired? Do you villainize these people or admire them? Your answers will reveal a lot about yourself.
it’s 2024 and you claim to be a serious founder - but you won’t move here. why? scared of some tweets you saw?
I’ve spent too much time researching Puff Daddy lately. All I know is fuck Puff Daddy. I hope that piece of shit rots in jail.
@GritGrowthCap Highly underrated tweet (especially as I’m about to make a Negroni in just a few minutes).
A well-executed catfish. Don’t see that much these days
@GritGrowthCap 💯 dude would be politically homeless in this era