John W. Rich (Wealthy) @Cokedupoptions
Chairman of the Board at Yahoo! and AOL | Wealthiest man in the world on a divorce-adjusted basis | PARODY Defendant in Federal Court Joined July 2020-
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BILLION DOLLAR BUSINESS IDEA Deodorant coin. Every time you buy one $DEOD, you're sent an actual stick of deodorant in the mail. Now, the crypto community can dodge the smell allegations. Any thoughts?
I still don't know what a consultant does.
Bernard Arnault became the richest man on Earth by buying luxury clothing companies. I became the wealthiest man on Earth (on a divorce-adjusted basis) by letting my ex wives buy luxury clothing with their alimony. We are not the same.
.@linakhanFTC if blocking acquisitions was a sport
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fed raising rates 100bp
fed raising rates 100bp
if the government thinks they can tax my unrealized gains, they can also unrealize me paying taxes
me and the wife watching the social network, super pumped, the founder, steve jobs (2013, the bad one), steve jobs (2015, the good one), pirates of silicon valley, silicon valley, etc etc
I have just received an email from my lawyers that Lina Khan and the FTC are suing my "potato chip monopoly" and that "your nephews were talking about computer chips, dumbass" In other news, I have just fired my staff and am outsourcing my counsel to my VAs. Wish me luck!
I have just received an email from my lawyers that Lina Khan and the FTC are suing my "potato chip monopoly" and that "your nephews were talking about computer chips, dumbass" In other news, I have just fired my staff and am outsourcing my counsel to my VAs. Wish me luck!
I just received a text from my other nephew (who works at Deutsche Bank and whom I don't love) that his cousin meant a *different kind* of chip. I told him I understand completely. Proud to announce that I am the new owner of the Pringles Company. Upward and onward.
I just received a text from my other nephew (who works at Deutsche Bank and whom I don't love) that his cousin meant a *different kind* of chip. I told him I understand completely. Proud to announce that I am the new owner of the Pringles Company. Upward and onward. https://t.co/r3QhDzTJM7
My favorite nephew (who works at Goldman) said the future is in chips. Computers need chips, our phones need chips, even AI needs chips. On this tip, I just acquired the Frito Lay company. Time to chase down the future, one chip at a time.
Please clear up this debate between me and my ex wife(s). Thank you.
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Good news. Me and the lead are meeting at a Motel 6 and they're bringing their decision maker named "Mack Daddy". Time to close this deal.
Good news. Me and the lead are meeting at a Motel 6 and they're bringing their decision maker named "Mack Daddy". Time to close this deal.
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52K Followers 1K Following tweets about startups, entrepreneurship & life in between • 3x founder, 1 exit & angel investor • @Techstars EIR & mentor • humble, very stable genius@Cokedupoptions She consults businesses. See, she’s shifting the paradigm, thinking outside the box. She provides true value on a macroeconomic level. Some things are more important than money.
@ytmndan @Cokedupoptions She probably works for the Ontario government.
@Cokedupoptions A consultant is someone who asks to borrow your watch and then tells you what time it is.
@Cokedupoptions Can’t be mad about taxing unrealized gains if you never have unrealized gains
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@Cokedupoptions it’s like this … • those that can, do • those that can’t, teach • those that can but want to make more money, become consultants 😏 *btw, this is Consulting advice, u owe me $100k
@Cokedupoptions This coin would get zero volume. Straight to zero.
@Cokedupoptions Why is the box taped up with one side open? My deodorant will fall out :(
View from the Motel 6 pool deck overlooking Lake Michigan in Gary, Indiana
@guerromusic @RuvloMusic Pretty sure it’s @Cokedupoptions actually
Never deleting this app. Credit: @Cokedupoptions
@Cokedupoptions Hey I know a guy doing this...
@Cokedupoptions You sound ahead of the curve, what is the best in the field you found so far?
@Cokedupoptions Sounds great! ahahaha
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Real talk: transforming company culture is tough. Here's why. 1. People resist change. 2. Leadership is also reluctant to change. 3. Lack of a clear vision for culture—if I asked an org to define their culture, there'd be many answers 🤔 But, there's hope! (1/4) 🧵
@Cokedupoptions I laughed, your IRS agent laughed, we all laughed.