Kristen Bartlett @kristencheeks
TV writer looking for the best sunscreen (How to Die Alone, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, Saturday Night Live) kristenbartlett.com Los Angeles, CA Joined February 2009-
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If I call myself a cow, it’s not a comment on my weight (which I’m pretty comfortable with), it’s because I have real trouble walking downstairs
My friend sent me this & I immediately panicked about how much shrimp we had once consumed at an all-you-can-eat shrimp lunch. But in our defense, they just kept bringing shrimp!
My friend sent me this & I immediately panicked about how much shrimp we had once consumed at an all-you-can-eat shrimp lunch. But in our defense, they just kept bringing shrimp!
“Hey ladies, care to hear some old SCTV or Monty Python sketches I’ve nerdily memorized?”
“Hey ladies, care to hear some old SCTV or Monty Python sketches I’ve nerdily memorized?” https://t.co/2h5SnbEbG1
You could die crashing your old timey train into a tunnel painted on by a cartoon coyote and someone on here would say it was the vaccine.
Dolly Parton wrote Jolene after bank teller flirted with her husband irl and it's one of the most famous songs of all time and that story inspires my work ethic everyday. I am constantly flirting with other people's husbands so someone else will be inspired to write a great song
“I’ve got enough Crown Points for a free Whopper.” - My husband and true provider @mrjasongore
this picture makes it seem like they're talking about the dog.
this picture makes it seem like they're talking about the dog.
Had two redbulls and realized the new Beyoncé song goes well with the dance number in Newsies
two households both alike in dignity in fair Verona where we lay our scene
Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by Studio Executive Barbie.
Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by Studio Executive Barbie.
GINGER MISTLETOE (@kristencheeks) ON HOW THIS YEAR’S CHRISTMAS PARADE WON’T BE LIKE LAST YEAR’S.
Too much ink is spilled picking apart Baby It’s Cold Outside, but no one bothers questioning the ethics of forcing a snowman to be a parson and marry the people who made him.
It's pretty amazing that our 100th Episode also lands on our episode with @kristencheeks AND the Season Three finale! If you listened to even ONE episode of The Hawk during this 100 episode run, THANK YOU! If you support the Patreon, THANK YOU! We couldn't do it without ya.
Jason Gore @mrjasongore
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Julie Klausner @julieklausner
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Caissie @Caissie
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Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas
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scharpling @scharpling
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Connor Ratliff 🎭 @connorratliff
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Maggie Serota @maggieserota
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Brian Stack @BrianStack153
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Alexis Pereira @MrAlexisPereira
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Julie Klausner @julieklausner
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Caissie @Caissie
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Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas
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Christine Nangle @nanglish
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scharpling @scharpling
97K Followers 1K Following I host The Best Show. I co-host Double Threat. I wrote a book. I write for TV. I am one half of Scharpling & Wurster. I collect old ketchup bottles.
Connor Ratliff 🎭 @connorratliff
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Whacktose Intolerant @MillyTamarez
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins
34K Followers 1K Following From Marshfield MA. Writer for Late Night with Seth Meyers. Love horror movies. Usually have to pee. He/Him
Maggie Serota @maggieserota
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James III @ruleof3inc
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Zach Schiffman @schlife
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AVC @annevclark
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patrick cotnoir @patrickcotnoir
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Brian Stack @BrianStack153
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Alexis Pereira @MrAlexisPereira
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss
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Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser
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Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy
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Ben Wietmarschen @benwietmarschen
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A!ex Steed @alexsteed
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gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi
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Katie Tibaldi @KatieTibaldi
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Writers Guild of Amer.. @WGAEast
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M. K. West @mmmkwest
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Victor Lledo @victorlledo
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Sarah Halle Corey �.. @SarahHalleCorey
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Brittani Nichols @BisHilarious
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Rachel Smith @rachelsmitts
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496 Followers 683 Following LGBTQ+ TV Writer: VAMPIRE ACADEMY, JANE THE VIRGIN, BH90210. From the South. Gym buff. Lover of sugar, anime and open relationships. Advocate of kindness.
This is one of my favorite bits of screenwriting advice. After hearing this, a lot of the negative feedback that I got on earlier drafts started to make sense.
I made Alison Roman’s anchovy butter chicken and I have not been able to stop thinking about it since.
If I call myself a cow, it’s not a comment on my weight (which I’m pretty comfortable with), it’s because I have real trouble walking downstairs
The way the audience screamed! She got ‘em so good. Also me.
One of my comedy idols Paula Pell is having a moment with Girls5eva so it’s important we revisit this incredible bit
tonight! my Krapopolis episode is tonight! 8:30p on Fox! thanks
@kristencheeks He’s seething on bagel Monday seeing all the human waste that infects his day to day life
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In a competitive situation, Apple has acquired the rights to Taffy Brodesser-Akner’s upcoming novel ‘Long Island Compromise’ to develop as a series deadline.com/2024/04/taffy-…
My friend sent me this & I immediately panicked about how much shrimp we had once consumed at an all-you-can-eat shrimp lunch. But in our defense, they just kept bringing shrimp!
Struggling seafood chain Red Lobster is reportedly considering filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection to restructure its debt restaurantbusinessonline.com/financing/repo…
I bought eye shadow that is just the color of my skin and I hate that it actually does look way better. Here's me posing lustily to show off having spent $30 to paint my skin its own color:
lol this was most days in our monologue meetings. You can see why I’ve been almost clinically depressed since the show went off the air.
this may have been the best episode of hot ones I’ve ever seen. Conan is a national treasure.
The RENT soundtrack has *two* discs.
If y’all ain’t start drinking and smoking until y’all was grown, what was y’all doing in high school?!
“Hey ladies, care to hear some old SCTV or Monty Python sketches I’ve nerdily memorized?”
If y’all ain’t start drinking and smoking until y’all was grown, what was y’all doing in high school?!
when that guy booked up every slot at the triple crown and declared himself AD.
outside of 9/11, what's a major historical event you lived through that you’ll never forget where you were when it happened?
Whoo boy, there's so many reasons. No more cable homes for new voices to break, too few comedy features getting made and not drawing enough crowds to theater, the number of pilots has dropped from dozens every year to almost none - this has really hurt tv comedies that need them.
There's no comedy writing jobs. Comedy writers are being told to write a drama sample. Live comedy spaces are shutting down. This isn't just about The Bear. It's about the extinction of American comedy.
Heels will be LA on March 28. If anyone has tix and wants to bring me as a date I am just sayin….
There are so many skincare products these days and NONE of them smell like both cucumber and melon? Society is going downhill.
Guy Richie trying to make something without the word “Gentleman” in the title
@tcote @kristencheeks Everyone knows rocks naturally gravitate towards the vaccinated, due to the nano-magnets.
@kristencheeks Wile E. Coyote #DiedSuddenly
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