Jessica Dresser @kittenpawz4lyf
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can I say something? if you make a grilled cheese and you put bacon, tomatoes, prosciutto, etc on it… that’s just a damn sandwich. perhaps a panini. grilled cheese is JUST CHEESE and i’m sick of these posers masquerading as grilled cheeses
death by harrison barnes is the most cruel irony i could physically imagine for the potential end of this era of the warriors
Holly Rowe down there fighting for her life 😭😂😂
I forgot to include scattered earthquakes in today’s weather rating. My bad.
How your email finds me this morning
The Matchup Predictor for tonight's big game has defied the laws of mathematics.
women’s soccer fans: hating turf 🤝 hating TERFs
Cowboy Cookie 🤠🍪
make the uswnt gay again
What is Joe Biden’s plan to make it stop raining on the weekend?
4 Kate theories in 1 tweet: 1. William & Kate are mad, fuck the peasants, we will appear together at Easter as originally decreed. 2. she doesn't look right (ill) and doesn't want to appear. 3. she is estranged and holding out for leverage before appearing. 4. she's dead.
No one ever tells you how often as an adult you find yourself in a huge rush to get somewhere you don’t even want to go
“were you photoshopped? or were you photoshopping?”
i'm so sorry trinity but
I spoke in Idaho two weeks ago and reminded those in attendance that Idaho is not a red state, but an uncontested state. I got a text from their Democratic committee chair: three folks have signed up to run in previously uncontested seats. We can do this! #NoSeatUncontested
“per my last email” = fuck you “apologies for the delay” = fuck me “cc’ing for visibility” = you’re fucked “checking in in this” = i’m fucked “let’s revisit in Q4” = fuck this “i’m not sure that’s aligned” = fuck that “respectfully yours” = fuck all y’all
DO NOT LET HIM TRY ON THE PANTS
DO NOT LET HIM TRY ON THE PANTS
Putting a baby in a freezer would kill it, but freezing embryos keeps them alive. That's why an embryo isn't a baby. Hope that helps if you're very stupid <3
if you thought that 3 point contest was fun, ill see yall in a few months
game recognize game
James Cromwell 🐷 @JamesCromw37729
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Євген Попов @yevhen__popov
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Liam Olivier @inakisteven
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16 Followers 63 Following Cherish, Enhance, & Save Life. All life. Be my best, put all into every thing I do, or don't do it at all.. I don't put humans above Animals, I go by who need
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Mack, yes, That Mack @that_mc
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481 Followers 1K Following My ❤️ is still with San Francisco. Democracy is always a good idea. Recruiting professional. I’m brown and I belong here. #blacklivesmatter #blm #vaxxup she/her
Joel Kim Booster @ihatejoelkim
149K Followers 1K Following editor in chief @nytimes. my wife is missing.
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Cora Harrington @lingerie_addict
129K Followers 3K Following Formerly The Lingerie Addict. Seen in NYT, WSJ, WWD, etc. Author In Intimate Detail. MA student Fashion & Textile Studies. Not straight. I block annoying people
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I would be very surprised since I'm 52 with two sons.
@AngelaLovesNY Don't be surprised if you're a virgin femcel at 26
We said goodbye to Essy today. We have lots of wins but I’m a firm believer that helping the dogs at the end of their life is just as important as anything else we do. Essy felt nothing but love and care at the end… (1/5) 🧵
Thank you Wirt County Senior Center for inviting me to speak at your meet the candidates event. What a great reception and conversations with people who were just happy that I came and listened to their concerns. This seat is vastly important WV. We must fill it with someone who…
Sorry but breweries are actually the great equalizer for parent/non-parent friend groups with otherwise extremely different weekend vibes. I'm childless by choice and will roll into a brewery with my friends and their babies any day.
STOP BRINGING YOUR KIDS TO BREWERIES IM TRYING TO RELAX
In the hospital with my son. The place where no parent wants to be. 🙏🏾🙏🏾
PST is god’s favorite sports watching time zone and it’s not close
Being one of the only women who worked in the ER at the time, I saw all the rapes. So I would appreciate all you motherfuckers who know nothing about shit to shut the fuck up forever.
hear me out what if newspapers had an online ~day pass~ option that cost the same as buying the print edition that day. instead of just subscribe or not
Can I just say how happy I am for everyone who finds this “meme” going around hockey twitter today hilarious... Happy that you can hide behind your burners because you’d never attach that to your person. Happy that you probably have never had to purchase pepper spray. Or have an…
Fresco wool and tassel loafers. ☕️
WOW. Trump just said in a new interview that he would fire all civil servants who do not believe the election was stolen. Retweet to let people know the danger of another Trump term.
Women: Hockey has a serious rape culture issue. Men: what do you mean???
Leafs fans I feel for you guys. This ain’t right.
Me: *places a hold on a book in the Libby app* Libby app: There’s a 36 week wait on this book. Me: *starts another book while I wait* *two hours later* Libby app: Your hold is ready.
we can all agree that marking "moderate" on a dating app just means conservative but you don't wanna scare the feminists off
Being a debut author is like running a small business. At the beach. In a Speedo. With CP. OK, the analogy isn’t perfect but I’m proud as hell to be holding Leg in its final paperback form in this business, in this world, where nothing is certain, especially for disabled folks.
he is Keonough
Is adding Keon Coleman enough for the Bills WR corps? On today's @LockedOnBills, I explore that question while considering the overall landscape of this passing game. Also thoughts on signing Quintez Cephus & other moves that could be made. 🦻📺: link.chtbl.com/LOBills?sid=Yo…
I’m such a foodie so lmk all the good food spots in Chicago!! 😭💖
Angel Reese has been living out of her suitcase ever since she was drafted, but the @chicagosky rookie did find some good eats in the city "Harold's Chicken is bussin'. I ain't going to lie to you." More @Reese10Angel: tinyurl.com/mr4dnu6t
I’ll never stop bringing my kids to breweries, they’re huge, usually outdoors and sometimes have tractors and I can drink a beer outside. The more childless adults who complain about this online, the more wild I will let my kids be. Bringing stomp rockets next time.
STOP BRINGING YOUR KIDS TO BREWERIES IM TRYING TO RELAX
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