Johannes Walter Reich @johanneswreich
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English football clubs with their new signings after they didn't win anything despite spending billions
I was told the English Premier League is the BEST league in the world. Yet their ONLY remaining team in all competitions (Aston Villa) is losing to some no-name from Greece. The other english clubs WEREN'T even good enough to get into the semi-finals. They all spent billions…
BRICS isn't even a real world, did they just forget the letter K or are they simply dyslexic? I suggest adding the republic of Kiribati to the alliance to fix this mistake and make it BRICKS.
Great way to get a cheap vacation! I'll raise this island's flag immediately!
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I‘m so fat, I played the rolling rock in Indiana Jones
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Boeing must have hired some of Hillary Clinton's advisors, this is the second "sudden death" case this year alone $BA
The only state that needs to legalize abortion until birth is Alabama, and we all know why.
Having purchased all the beachfront property in the Gaza strip, I joined the Pro-Palestine protest in New York today to demand peace. I would be ready to turn the ruins into beautiful mansions and 5-star hotels in record time. While profiting immensely myself, I would also…
🚨🤑How to profit from the Israel-Palestine conflict: Prime Beachfront property: I always say, if you can't change a bad situation, then at least profit from it. The Gaza strip has miles of wonderful coastline, yet it has been left untouched by foreign investors. Now that the…
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To prepare for Sharia law under the incoming califate in Germany, I have decided to convert to Islam. The next step is to marry 9 (virgin) wives, please slide into my DMs if you are interested.
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It‘s eviction time! Please make sure to pay your rent on time, hardworking landlords like me are barely getting by.
Me when clients are complaining about increasing insurance fees
Me when clients are complaining about increasing insurance fees
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Gehen mit diese peinlichen Jockels schon wieder auf die Eier
Schon irre. Der hisst die Flagge, die auf dem Bundestag weht und wird deswegen angefeindet.
This is a Star Wars character, right?
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@StrayError One dimensional tactics that suit our clubs way of playing. Just because he cannot twerk in front of the board for money, he shouldn’t be rejected. He is the tried and tested manager for us.
Even with the NT failure, we all know with the right squad he can destroy the whole Europe again & Bayern's squad is ideal for relentless attacking football that's why he is the right coach for next season.
His failed tenure at German NT: The lack of a proper striker like Lewandowski played a vital role in his failure. By the time he started using Füllkrug, he had already lost his player's trust. However, there are also other reasons for the failure.
His worst talent id cause he tried to sign: -Timo Werner (One of the top scorers in the Bundesliga at that time) -Kai Havertz (One of the best players in the Bundesliga at that time)
His one-dimensional simple team tactics which is more successful than many coaches over complicated tactics.
He made almost every player play with their full potential under him even players like Davies, Kimmich, Gnabry, and Goretzka who struggled in recent years.
@Rohit_Das11 Ah yes, the famous one dimensional tactics that brought us a sextuple in a way European football has rarely seen before