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I'm working on something BIG
okay can i look at the sun today i wasn’t allowed to yesterday
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put me in coach
when the big robot dog beneath the plane starts barking you know take off is gonna be smooth
i regret to inform you that i think this is cool and good and more people should do this i should do this
what’s santa doing at the mall he’s working a double tomorrow
if i hit the lotto i’d pay the guy from hot ones to let me go on with fake sauce on all the wings so all my friends will think i’m tough
i went to the lesbian commune in burlington and nobody knew you
“did you bring enough for the whole class?” why were they acting like i was working a shift at costco before elementary school? no i don’t have 31 cheese sticks that would be insane
draft skate for adult hockey leagues is one week away me one week and one day from now:
niles is italian confirmed
“Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.” me and the mouse at my place blacked out at 10:30 pm christmas eve
turkey got on a moncler
turkey got on a moncler
i would be fine with this wym
me watching a movie: i’m gonna have to google this later
yc @yc
41K Followers 913 Following TV Writer/Producer. Previously @UnderdogFantasy. @SHODesusAndMero, @VICETV. Figured it out late, but still.
ellory smith @ellorysmith
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Keegan Sanford @KeeganSanford
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Otto Fernandez @OttoFernandez
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Camrus Johnson @CamrusJ
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holmes @charlesxholmes
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Donate to Love a Deal.. @_LeonardSmithJr
291 Followers 260 Following Stand up comic. Lemon Pepper Wet. Film Vs Film Co-host. Home Cookin Comedy
Joanne @joannehuddlest5
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Florence @mccraryflorence
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rishi @rishipuff
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Jill @jillvetrano24
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mmmmm @mmmnutter
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Drew T-N @4firstnames_
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Young Loaft @Young_Loaft
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Daddy @directordaddyy
2K Followers 539 Following My birth name is Daddy (Comedian/Director/Musician)
Brendan Cooney @CooneyOrDie
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Megan Vice @MEGVICE
659 Followers 283 Following 🇵🇷 songwriting bop qween + disco bitch ✨🎤✨ my pronouns are POP/STAR [email protected]
MaffYuu. @MaffYuu
3K Followers 676 Following Drummer fo' @PhonyPpl ; iProduce Beats ; iDrum on YOUR SonGs and make them Sound Awesome. ; Business = [email protected]
The OttBoyZ @ProdTheOttBoyZ
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Brianna Ahlmark @rottendeppmouth
469 Followers 205 Following using the hose outside and sort of letting it go everywhere while I tweet these
Jordan Temple @jordyploy
3K Followers 281 Following Queens Noo Yawk-bred. Neal Rigga. Artist/Emmy nominated TV writer/producer. #qgtm 🇭🇹
sarah @SarahxAnwer
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limp brittzkit @Brittymigs
19K Followers 2K Following she/her. just a little snail girl trying to get by. @meatcats @reductress @cracked mgmt: [email protected]
Stone Cold Jane Auste.. @toneColdJaneA2
1 Followers 77 Following I have an addictive personality in the sense that my personality is so good people become addicted to it
Liz @hottestgirl6969
1K Followers 753 Following I have an addictive personality in the sense that my personality is so good people become addicted to it![I Am ECS: {Throwed} [Hallowed] (Native) in {713} [205] (334); Old Soul; Gentle Giant; Meticulous Analyst; YHWH's 💛 Gadget; Enigmatic Energy; 🕊️ = 🗝️🔌🕯️🕰️](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1711491166376427520/wbUBJwmx.jpg)
E. Chamber§izemore @ChambersTheSage
2K Followers 4K Following I Am ECS: {Throwed} [Hallowed] (Native) in {713} [205] (334); Old Soul; Gentle Giant; Meticulous Analyst; YHWH's 💛 Gadget; Enigmatic Energy; 🕊️ = 🗝️🔌🕯️🕰️
yc @yc
41K Followers 913 Following TV Writer/Producer. Previously @UnderdogFantasy. @SHODesusAndMero, @VICETV. Figured it out late, but still.
Otto Von Biz Markie @Passionweiss
59K Followers 3K Following it’s regular but it’s not normal • EIC at POW Mag and @thelandmagazine • Founder: @powrecordings • Waiting For Britney Spears out 2025 on FSG • Long Live Drakeo
ellory smith @ellorysmith
70K Followers 1K Following 3x Emmy nominated writer who is always looking for corporate work
Keegan Sanford @KeeganSanford
620 Followers 699 Following art director. illustrator. upset about everything.
niles @NILES100
39K Followers 2K Following movie star • @daveonfxx writer • watch my 2 comedy specials for free in that link below
Otto Fernandez @OttoFernandez
4K Followers 2K Following Comedian/writer/actor EMAIL: [email protected]
Camrus Johnson @CamrusJ
22K Followers 477 Following Watch QUIZ LADY on Hulu | Director of Mary J Blige’s #RealLove | The Black List ‘22-23 “THE SEEKER” |My babies: @theworldoftower @shedreamsshort @grabmyhandfilm
holmes @charlesxholmes
20K Followers 1K Following @ringer x @spotify // bylines @rollingstone @billboard @complex @genius @mtvnews (views my own)
Camille Corbett @TheWittyGirl
20K Followers 969 Following multi-hyphenate princess. fulbrighter. wga & animation guild baddie. indie film warrior. follow @thewittygirlpro to keep up with my projects. 🇯🇲
chill girls @chillgirlsfilm
62 Followers 7 Following a new film written and directed by @n0rmalprincess.
Donate to Love a Deal.. @_LeonardSmithJr
291 Followers 260 Following Stand up comic. Lemon Pepper Wet. Film Vs Film Co-host. Home Cookin Comedy
Zoë Rose Bryant @ZoeRoseBryant
59K Followers 2K Following a girl with a lot of feelings and opinions. also, a writer (among other things). she/her.
rishi @rishipuff
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mmmmm @mmmnutter
423 Followers 1K Following
Alex Pardee @alexpardee
58K Followers 3K Following Creating the brightest nightmares: BRIGHTMARES. LinkTree includes art, merch and more
Subhah @Subhah
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Drew T-N @4firstnames_
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ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl
145K Followers 3K Following tv/film writer, comic, queer. host @podshamespiral, copy @iamthirtyaf & co-host @gayshamecomedy- next show 4/16 @unionhallny! mgmt: @zerogravitymgmt
Anna Seregina @touchingcheeses
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TendingTheGarden @TTG4SAS
141 Followers 232 Following Tending the Garden is for marginalized sexual assault survivors who are looking for community, healing, education, and growth. Founded by @Jimanekia
David R @David954FLA
10K Followers 2K Following Host of The FLA Cats Hockey Podcast sponsored by @canes_wear @seatgeek @draftkings @hockeypodnet Use code “FLAPANTHERSFC” for $20 off your first SeatGeek order
Brittani Nichols @BisHilarious
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Daddy @directordaddyy
2K Followers 539 Following My birth name is Daddy (Comedian/Director/Musician)
Brendan Cooney @CooneyOrDie
10K Followers 1K Following Jokester. Long time ago a friend bought me followers to prank me. Link is to my podcast: Raccoon Tweeties
Sammy “Samuel” Mo.. @sammymowrey
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Soul Food Out Now @CoreyTheeVoice
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Julia Claire @ohJuliatweets
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Megan Vice @MEGVICE
659 Followers 283 Following 🇵🇷 songwriting bop qween + disco bitch ✨🎤✨ my pronouns are POP/STAR [email protected]
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MaffYuu. @MaffYuu
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brooke finegold🌈 @brookefinegold
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caleb hearon @calebsaysthings
257K Followers 1K Following beloved gay comedian with perfect opinions and a heart of gold. many, many accolades.
Brianna Ahlmark @rottendeppmouth
469 Followers 205 Following using the hose outside and sort of letting it go everywhere while I tweet these
sarah @SarahxAnwer
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Glitter Cat Barista @_GlitterCat
824 Followers 186 Following ✨Reimagining the coffee industry through competition and hospitality.✨
Arielle Dundas @ArielleDundas
14K Followers 4K Following My niche is that I’m funny and I have interesting opinions. She/her. Stardew valley streamer. ADHD. typos are part of my brand.
Annam&Ms ☻ @AnnamLaughs
4K Followers 1K Following Annam Choudhry | Comedian | Writer | Producer | VO Actor | 🔉 (UH-num) (chow-dree) | She/her/ma’am
Liz @hottestgirl6969
1K Followers 753 Following I have an addictive personality in the sense that my personality is so good people become addicted to it
limp brittzkit @Brittymigs
19K Followers 2K Following she/her. just a little snail girl trying to get by. @meatcats @reductress @cracked mgmt: [email protected]
😻meat cats🥩 @meatcats
303 Followers 103 Following Comedy Duo @brittymigs and @raunchonpizza 🎤Future Shows @unionhallny 🍝 9/24/23 & 12/3/23
jerry is right! there’s another article where he goes into great detail about the 17 types of jokes you can’t say on tv so google “Jerry Seinfeld 17” ASAP
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
Jerry Seinfeld is on the New Yorker Radio Hour blaming "the extreme left" & "PC crap" for why there are no sitcoms anymore. Not streamers or any systemic reasons that we *just* saw at play with the WGA strike. Just "The wokes won't let us make comedy anymore." Absolute brain rot.
This is the workout Terry Crews had Damon Wayans doing in that My Wife and Kids episode
48 years old Jadakiss back with a crazy workout session 👀💯
deadline just posted another cast list of something i got close to and didn't get but i literally could not be bitter about it if i tried ... those r my dogs ... we were in that zoom waiting room together (albeit at different times)
damn so do I try to pitch my one podcast idea
Gatorade is now selling water. This is your sign that you can do the thing you thought everybody was already doing.
places to go to and the ability to leave
“Israeli” Settlers Scramble to Leave After Yesterdays Powerful Iranian Attack - Ben Gurion Airport is in chaos
Knicks await the winner of Philadelphia-Miami Play-In Tournament in opening round of Eastern Conference playoffs
No. 3 Milwaukee vs. No. 6 Indiana
No. 4 Cleveland vs. No. 5 Orlando
Knicks getting to 50 wins and the 2 seed given all that’s happened this year Masterclass for everyone involved 🫡
7 years later nothing changes
Nothing but respect for Paul Pierce “The Shining-ing” himself into this photo.
Ask and you shall receive 😂 The Truuuuuuuuth ➡️
Jim Office
Had never seen Emma Stone with her husband before and they look like Wario and Waluigi for Emily Blunt and Jim Office
that one part in Zack fox’s can’t fight the devil where he’s like if I know ONE THANG and hits it real high is one of the best musical choices of the last few years
jalen brunson has 18 points and 3 free throw attempts
Brunson might be the worst foul baiter in the league cause he not even Tryna make a basketball play
“you let your pet sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court
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