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People don’t borrow fancy mustard from complete strangers in traffic like they used to.
Spencer Rattler looks like the actor that would play Patrick Mahomes in a movie about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce
Kristi Noem doesn't lick the tray of her Stouffer's Mac and Cheese. Story coming soon.
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This means it's 40 Jose Altuves tall
This means it's 40 Jose Altuves tall
The NFL Draft is so damn slow, if I wanted to see 32 picks in 3 hours, I'd just watch Josh Allen.
The @Cubs don't need a closer if they just outscore everyone like this every night @WatchMarquee
It's bedtime if you want it to be, Elmo
RT if you’ve never shot an “untrainable” puppy.
To clear the palate after learning Kristi Noem kills dogs, I'm posting my rescue buddy Sancho who loves stealing seats, kangaroo impressions, and will only drink water from Popeyes cups.
To clear the palate after learning Kristi Noem kills dogs, I'm posting my rescue buddy Sancho who loves stealing seats, kangaroo impressions, and will only drink water from Popeyes cups. https://t.co/S7Yum4P7Lh
Why are we still locking people up for marijuana when the guy who makes the Hulu commercials 5x louder than the show is still walking around free??
My 4 least favourite words in sports: ‘the next Drew Brees’ Get the fuck outta here, there ain’t ever gonna be another Drew Brees
Me too Coach
Love seeing JJ McCarthy as the #10 pick as someone who's had exactly 10 pass attempts in his entire life
Roger Goodell being booed is the best part about the draft.
Every time
Feminist Wild 👄 @FeminineWild
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Joel V 🎳⚾️🏈 @JoelDVan68
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Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco
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Danny Rockett @SonRanto
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Randall J. Sanders @RandallJSanders
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Tim Kurkjian @Kurkjian_ESPN
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Matt Lindner @mattlindner
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Rod @rodj422
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Joel V 🎳⚾️🏈 @JoelDVan68
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Cubbiegirl6 @robynsnest2012
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360 Followers 325 Following FL native. Environmental fascist. Bayshore FSU. Rays. “People were always rotten but the world was beautiful”- Sol Roth
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377K Followers 824 Following Two best friends started making content and others joined them, a breakdown. #JakeSucks
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Kaya 🫶🏻🪩✨ @kyylien
9K Followers 2K Following “hold it further away so you get a better shot!” - Mariska Hargitay teaching me how to take a selfie
Peabody McSquints @up_failing
1K Followers 2K Following He/Him. James 5:1-6. Twice a day I think about how wild it is that squids have beaks.
New York Porch Sports @nyporchsport
24K Followers 200 Following ⚾️ Satire and parody of the New York media run by @LibrarianJoe_ 🎭Featured on: the Today Show, Barstool Sports, MLB Network, WFAN, and Michael Kay Show.
Hayden Wesneski @hayden_wesneski
6K Followers 961 Following Sam Houston Alumni•Pepsi over Coke all day•Cubs Organization
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco
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78K Followers 1K Following Mariners beat writer for the Seattle Times. Lover of college hoops and football, reader of Steinbeck, drinker of Crown Royal
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Moving it to top five right behind “Shaq thinks it takes ten or eleven hours to fly to the moon”
Chuck’s had it with the Pelicans 💀
Anthony Rizzo hitting a homer at Wrigley North salvaged the day.
But have you done your two year residency at McDonalds or Greyhound bus station yet? Baby steps. Aint no glory without the guts
@Birdeckler Get two. Make sure the surprise is a special one!
@Birdeckler So you want a dog and he doesn't want a dog? You should compromise and get a dog.
Where are all the Brewers fans who were making fun of the Cubs for getting blown out??? Brutal day for the top of the NL Central 😭
Buddy still in NIL mode 😂😂
This is the start of Keon Coleman's first press conference as a member of the Buffalo Bills. Covering this man is going to be a real treat. #BillsMafia @WKBW
@maxgull @RogerZenAF I was alive and working during Reagan. He was a shitty President. He began what has become the systematic dismantling of programs designed to help people in need get on their feet, and our mental healthcare system. He was a narcissistic asshole.
@RogerZenAF The irony is he’d be considered a lib or a socialist by today’s Republican Party.
@RogerZenAF wit the irony being that Reagan would have been driven from the party today.
Pro tip: If you point out how badly ronald reagan fucked up the middle class (and a LOT of other shit) you'll get EVERY goddamn reagan apologist on the planet STILL commenting on it two weeks later with every fucking excuse in the book, going all the way back to 1970. 1/2
A brutal one-two punch as I just found out that Chilli from TLC is 53 and in a relationship with Joey fucking Lawrence’s little brother.
@WUTangKids Lara is too dumb to be bothered.
Rage Against The Machine won our first grammy for “Tire Me”, a song on which I played a guitar costing 40 Canadian dollars. Though admittedly I’ve never really considered myself a “serious” musician!
“If you walk through a Guitar Center, you see an awful lot of $300 guitars. If I’m a serious musician, it doesn’t feel like the right place for me anymore”: Guitar Center’s new CEO explains why the firm’s future must prioritize premium guitars trib.al/hVbyiMA
@AngelaLovesNY Women are allegedly overly emotional yet men are all over every woman's tweet mentioning bears, and definitely not mad. Please don't say they are mad.
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