Jean-Michel Connard 좆됐어 @torriangray
Irritable in the streets, unable to sleep between the sheets. Senior contributor to my underfunded 401(k). 2006 runner-up Britain’s best bum of the year buymeacoffee.com/torriangray Joined September 2020-
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No matter how funny I try to be, I will never be half as funny as the Tate Wojaks.
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Ashli Babbitt and Micki Witthoeft.
not thrilled with living in a professional wrestling world
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Infiltrators are something every movement has to contend with. The more passionate and serious the cause, the more certain chuds see it as an opportunity to provoke violence and sow discord. It sucks.
Some 3/4 of us walk around all day with a camera in our pocket and we still have yet to see a remotely high quality photo or video of any supposed aliens or ghosts. Almost as if
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Every nonprofit is compromised by internet poisoned 22 year olds.
The only way I’d see this is if OJ was played by a muppet.
The only way I’d see this is if OJ was played by a muppet.
There are children who will now die or go blind because Greenpeace are a bunch of ignorant freaks.
There are children who will now die or go blind because Greenpeace are a bunch of ignorant freaks.
I have mixed feelings about this, but I am pretty sure it’s going to lead to some incredible malding.
I have mixed feelings about this, but I am pretty sure it’s going to lead to some incredible malding.
One important reason that Trump is ahead in polls is that a lot of voters would like the government to hit more immigrants with sticks.
One important reason that Trump is ahead in polls is that a lot of voters would like the government to hit more immigrants with sticks.
The joke used to be that the difference between Germans and Austrians was that Germans used to be nazis. So much for that.
The joke used to be that the difference between Germans and Austrians was that Germans used to be nazis. So much for that.
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Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!
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