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John Cena says President Obama wanted him to break the news Osama Bin Laden was killed: “I was in the middle of a match with the Miz when the ref, Mike Chioda, told me the President called Vince and he wanted me to announce we killed Bin Laden,” Cena told TMZ Wednesday…
Juan Soto talking about Dean Kremer not liking the shuffle or the home run, showing you can have pride after a loss, is something the Yankees have lacked. After losses, we've either gotten: A) Sad puppy dog faces. B) Lethargic Aaron Boone quotes. Soto brings something so…
Aaron Boone on Yankees offensive woes: “I read this crazy stat. I think Jomboy texted me it. Something along the lines of, if we score fewer runs than the opponent, we haven’t won those games. We need to work on that.”
Shohei Ohtani highlights will be played during Angels home games to keep fans engaged while Mike Trout is out.
Clarke Schmidt has been a valuable cog in the Yankees pitching machine. Schmidt has a 3.19 ERA across 31 IP. Schmidt's start against the Orioles may have been his best, considering who it was against. 5.2 IP of one-run ball against a team whose .765 OPS is third in MLB and 120…
Trevor Bauer and Rachel Luba blocked me on here, and @nyporchsport They want the bright lights of MLB but can’t handle a broke ass librarian and his little meme page 🤣
Teams are making excuses for why they lost against the Yankees. They may be back. The last two days are how you respond to an ugly loss that bummed a lot of us out — justifiably so. Thirty-six runs in a three-game set is wild. You can't blame defensive miscues on that. The…
Aaron Judge texted Jeff McNeil after controversial slide goes against the Brewers: “He messaged me Sunday night while I was out to dinner. He was like, “Did you see my slide against your old buddies? Was it clean?” Judge is a funny guy. You see why the Yankees made him captain.”
Yankees have “unfair monetary advantage,” says Brewers manager Pat Murphy: “We gave up football scores on back-to-back nights, and I’d love to know what Manfred will do about that,” Murphy said. “George Steinbrenner has thrown his money around since I was a boy, and now, here I…
Orioles hold press conference announcing Jackson Holliday has been sent down. “This isn’t a Jo Addell situation,” Holliday said.
Jose Trevino has a 126 wRC+. He's hitting .273/.347/.409 in 49 PA. Do the Yankees start Trevino more in the future? He and Austin Wells have split playing time, but the results in this tiny sample size have been there. For a team that has been a Jekyll and Hyde from one game…
Aaron Boone rips Yankees following series split to Oakland Athletics: “The fans would rather pay attention to the draft, and we played like we did too.”
Giants commit to Daniel Jones, sources tell NYP Sports: “The thought inside the room is they have Dan penciled in for the next decade.”
Aroldis Chapman talks humor in blowing saves: “It’s pretty funny when you think about it,” Chapman said after giving up a homer to former Yankees teammate Gary Sanchez. “My teammates are on the field the whole time, then, here I come, after being on TikTok all game. The whole…
Trevor Lawrence called police after hearing Jaguars owner Tony Khan was attacked by wrestlers on AEW television.
Tony Khan, the Jacksonville Jaguars chief football strategy officer, brutally assaulted by thugs ahead of NFL Draft.
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230 Followers 549 Following Broadcast Associate at MLB Network Syracuse University 2021 🍊 S.I. Newhouse School of Public CommunicationsJuan Soto talking about Dean Kremer not liking the shuffle or the home run, showing you can have pride after a loss, is something the Yankees have lacked. After losses, we've either gotten: A) Sad puppy dog faces. B) Lethargic Aaron Boone quotes. Soto brings something so…
Trevor Bauer and Rachel Luba blocked me on here, and @nyporchsport They want the bright lights of MLB but can’t handle a broke ass librarian and his little meme page 🤣
Teams are making excuses for why they lost against the Yankees. They may be back. The last two days are how you respond to an ugly loss that bummed a lot of us out — justifiably so. Thirty-six runs in a three-game set is wild. You can't blame defensive miscues on that. The…
Jose Trevino has a 126 wRC+. He's hitting .273/.347/.409 in 49 PA. Do the Yankees start Trevino more in the future? He and Austin Wells have split playing time, but the results in this tiny sample size have been there. For a team that has been a Jekyll and Hyde from one game…
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@nyporchsport Look I’ve been saying let’s do this all along…. 😝
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Giancarlo Stanton's big homer in the 9th for the Yankees looked like it went a mile. Baseball Savant says it was 437 feet. The Statcast nerds may need to readjust their measuring tape and buy new graphing calculators because that measurement looks off. Whatever the distance,…
@Jsteggy1 It must be the guy who runs the replays is a Mets fan
Trevor Bauer isn’t “vindicated” of anything. There are still multiple women accusing him of horrific stuff. Rachel Luba herself acknowledged yesterday that there are more accusations by calling @lindseyhillll the “first accuser.” (Luba’s words — not mine, before she deleted…
Today, Trevor Bauer was vindicated of sexual assault allegations yet AGAIN. Back in October, I interviewed his other accuser, Lindsey Hill, and - let’s just say it didn’t go well for her. @BauerOutage deserves to be back in the @MLB.
Gleyber has been a negative asset on both sides of the ball this year. Terrible
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Anthony Volpe vs. Emmanuel Clase! Full AB! Clase’s cutters look more like Avada Kedavra death spells than pitches, and the kid had the utmost poise, not looking overmatched one bit. The Yankees lost, but when you consider this team's long-term success, what Volpe has become…
How “we” watch New York teams walk out of Cleveland every year.