It’s Simply Aimee @itssimplyaimee
Sorry I’m late, I didn’t really want to come. Married to: @Lurpee Georgia, USA Joined January 2017-
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This melts my heart. ❤️❤️❤️
Me to Hubby: “Mmmm this cauliflower is delicious!” Me to Cauliflower: “You better make me skinny you gross bitch!”
V-Day Date Night at Cowboy Star.
In honor of the month of love. ❤️❤️❤️❤️ #nails #ValentinesDay
2 Ingredients Bagels. They were amazing! #recipe #2ingredientbagel spaceshipsandlaserbeams.com/2-ingredient-b…
People don’t have to like you and you don’t have to care.
If women are out here fighting for equality why aren’t more women asking men out and paying for first dates?
Happy hubby, clean house, bills paid, and a good candle burning is my happy place.
“Omg, you’re atheist, but you’re so nice?” is equivalent to: “Omg, you’re Christian, but you’re so rude?” Just sayin’ 🤷🏻♀️
It’s Simply Aimee retweeted
I don't think people realize how much strength it takes to pull your own self out of a dark place mentally. So if you've done that today or any day, I'm proud of you! ❤️
It’s Simply Aimee retweeted
The older you get, the more you like to disconnect from people to reconnect with yourself until you feel like you again.
Collect Experiences & Memories Over Material Things.
It’s Simply Aimee retweeted
Laughing daily is important to your mental health.
Put her ass in jail and get new friends, dude. No one in that group gives a fuck about you.
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When I see @itssimplyaimee getting out of the shower:
he's thinking evil thoughts
@JustJoanne66 @TimInHonolulu @GOPHouse @JustJoanne66 Guten Tag, here is your unroll: threadreaderapp.com/thread/1671607… Enjoy :) 🤖
@itssimplyaimee I love you, Chulita. Tu eres mi mundo
If you loathe Donald Trump, I sure want to follow you. #LockHimUpAlready
Y’all…I am in a fucking mood, and not a good one 🤣
10 steps to self-care: 1.
@Lurpee @itssimplyaimee Belated Happy Birthday! Neither of you ever appear on my TL , so I searched. How's recovery going?
Wishing the happiest of birthdays to my love, my life, my beauty… I love you, Chulita!
@Lurpee @itssimplyaimee Happy Birthday 🥳 🎈 🎉
@triomonkey If people are the problem - why the hell would you give the problem… GUNS?!?
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Dylan Mulvaney calls for the arrest of people who call him a man. Do you still think I’ve been too mean to this guy?
To everyone whose dog is actually their baby ❤️
"This is Meatball. He's going home for the very first time, with a human of his very own. 💕" Dogs are family ❤
@itssimplyaimee @Lurpee love love love the colour of your hair!
Ready for my radiation journey. Let’s motherfuckin GO. @ThanksCancer
Shakira’s new diss track is delightful and delicious. I am 100% here for it.💜🔥
I love my boys 🥰
Please don't scroll without giving them some love!❤️
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