Laurie @itslauriep
Chronically online Birmingham, United Kingdom Joined October 2010-
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When people talk about moms who “make motherhood their whole personality” it’s like baby if you don’t like it come watch these kids and I’ll go do a hobby
On this day in 2017, Birmingham’s favourite sister, Saffiyah Khan, stood tall, stood strong and smirked in the face of Ian Crossland’s English Defence League. A true Brummie legend ✊🏽
he would love COS so much
RT 🔒 re baby formula prices U.K.: Important to know: Iceland (the Supermarket) sells baby formula at cost price on principle. It's against the law to promote this discount, hence word of mouth. If you know someone who's struggling to buy formula you can point them there.
if you wear a poppy and give it Never Forget, solemn eyes and quivering lip over The Troops yet are watching this genocide happening in front of our eyes and have not been filled with horror and unequivocal condemnation then you have lost your humanity and your poppy is a costume
Only second family member to speak out since start of inquests into women who died after being treated by disgraced breast surgeon, Ian Paterson bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…
every time I feel bad about how I look in an iPhone photo I remind myself what these cameras do to my girl the moon
“Cool is a terrible thing to be described as.” Chuffed to read @Alan_Measles & @Philippa_Perry’s candid interview in this week’s @ichoosemag 🎨 Lovely words by Laurie & @TomCullen mailchi.mp/ichoosebirming…
Looking for something to ‘do’ tomorrow? Birmingham Pride 2020 would’ve been happening this weekend and the organisers have put a live streaming event together from 2pm. Crack open the gin and have a bit of fun in your lounge 🥳
🥣 Congratulations!! To the lovely @Morridgeuk which opens for the first time TODAY in #GreatWesternArcade for takeaway coffee ☕️ #Morridge
The marvellous @Morridgeuk team is selling this sustainable merch to raise funds while waiting to open the new café. Head to the website now 👉 bit.ly/2LfSLlJ to get yours, plus a 50% discount when doors open 🥣 #IndependentBirmingham #GreatWesternArcade
Throw back to the time I photographed Principal Ballerina of the @BRB @CelineGittens backstage before a performance of Swan Lake whilst she was being interviewed for @LetterboxMag Really loved this. ❤️ thombartley.com/#/brb/
Online now. £10 from each sale will go directly to the Birmingham Community Healthcare Urgent Appeal: providebirmingham.com/products/bhx-n…
A farmer in north Birmingham lost a contract with a food processor and now 8,000 tonnes of potatoes could rot. @SlowFood Birmingham have arranged that if you pay £10 you'll buy 10kg of them with 2kg delivered to you and 8kg given to needy households slowfoodbirmingham.co.uk/campaigns/?utm…
The sun is shining on Ikon and @Brindleyplace! Although the galleries are closed, you can still explore our exhibitions digitally. ⠀ ⠀ Subscribe to our YouTube channel for artist interviews, exhibition walkthroughs and more: ow.ly/tWll30qArFW ⠀ Have a lovely weekend!
Thanks @custardfactory for making this happen...
"This is a dance about hope". Three beautiful minutes to soothe your soul. Thank you @BRB, @CAcostaOfficial @CelineGittens theguardian.com/stage/2020/apr…
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TODAY! Make you tune into the live ballet class with @BRB led by Ballet Master Dominic Antonucci at 11am 🤩 All part of @BRB and @bbcarts's #HomeFromHome series as part of the BBC's Culture in Quarantine 📺 bbc.in/3aGVkIv
Today's Business in the Spotlight is @HarrisGibbsHair! Helping us all beat #COVID19 by answering q's via DM about hair self-care and even posting DIY videos on how to maintain your fringe or styling from home! 💇🧴 instagram.com/harrisgibbshair #MadeInTheJQ #ISupportBirmingham
I Choose Birmingham @ichoosemag
55K Followers 689 Following Digital town crier. The best things to do in Birmingham. A weekly e-mail.
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖂𝖎.. @the__wilderness
8K Followers 3K Following Restaurant in Birmingham focused on alternative luxury, lifestyle and music. Restaurant number 2 “Albatross” incoming June 👀
Stacey Barnfield @staceybarnfield
12K Followers 6K Following Brummie. Restless. Colour palettes, photography and sketch art, among other things.
ED JAMES he/him @edjames_
31K Followers 22K Following Broadcaster @heartwestmids Co-founder @hdy_agency Author @bemorekid_ https://t.co/6cJoQGtBCC tweets about #family #radio #content #birmingham #positivity
Breaking Bread Podcas.. @BrumFoodPod
3K Followers 4K Following 🎙Celebrating Birmingham & it’s food scene one amazing story at a time🎙🎧Listen here⬇️⬇️ https://t.co/kgFi5Uc1cu
Verity Milligan @Vemsteroo
25K Followers 2K Following Professional Photographer & Writer | Workshop Leader | Ambassador for @leefilters | Friends call me ‘Vem’ | 🏳️🌈 | She/Her
1000 Trades @1000TradesJQ
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Tom Carroll @TomEPCarroll
3K Followers 4K Following Birmingham based PR and that. “Unorthodox but effective". The last shake of the bag. [email protected].
Daniel Alcorn @DanielAlcorn
2K Followers 2K Following Design and creative events in Birmingham, UK. Director: 🤝 @BhamDsgn 🎉 @designfestbrum 🛍 @BhamDsgnShop 🎟 @BDF_Gather. 👨🏼💻 Design Lead @Substrakt.
Birmingham Hippodrome @brumhippodrome
59K Followers 4K Following A cultural hub giving everyone the chance to experience unforgettable theatre, arts and culture.
Andy Low 'N' Slow @andylownslow
11K Followers 2K Following Texas inspired BBQ & Modern Mexican using native breed meat. Tweets about Hip Hop and mangoes.
Midlands Arts Centre .. @mac_birmingham
83K Followers 5K Following Art Exhibitions | Indie Cinema | Live Performances | Creative Courses | See what's on: https://t.co/wOnMH7T7wg | Support our arts charity: https://t.co/jIWyJo4g5z
Paul Fulford @PaulFulford
8K Followers 5K Following I still do a little food and drink related writing but largely I eat, drink, loaf around, walk my dog and rant about Birmingham City and the Government.
ਇਮਨਦੀਪ �.. @ImmyKaur
30K Followers 28K Following Co - Founder @CIVIC_SQUARE, prev aka Impact Hub Birmingham | @TEDxBrum 2012-2017 | Hon Doc. @AstonUniversity | @BrumHippodrome Trustee |
Thom Bartley @ThomBartley
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Jewellery Quarter BID @JQBID
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Ikon @ikongallery
43K Followers 9K Following Contemporary art gallery in Birmingham. Exhibitions, events, off-site projects. Open Weds - Sun 11am-5pm. Free, donations welcome. Registered charity no.528892
Sagar Sagar @SagarSagar58416
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David John @DavidJo42215992
496 Followers 4K Following I am just simple person, with a kind heart, honest and sincere"and am not too critical about things.
barney farmer @barneyfarmer
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Eibhlín @_e_kissack
306 Followers 797 Following Art stuff for @mac_birmingham @covbiennial | 🎥 https://t.co/pyv12lZhqk | 📚 https://t.co/uWNpRNJNW7
Miss Macaroon @iammissmacaroon
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Derbyshire Sausage & .. @Sausage_cider
199 Followers 407 Following The Derbyshire Sausage & Cider Festival returns to Catton Park for its 7th year!
Warley Woods @WarleyWoods1
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Dingle Berry @dingle32brit
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PositivelyBirmingham @PositivelyBrum
4K Followers 2K Following Walking tours and bestselling books of the city available on our WWW. NEW BOOK: Birmingham's Public Art to be published Nov 2023
MAEVELA® Apartments @maevela_
91 Followers 403 Following Luxury Serviced Apartments in Birmingham City Centre📍 1-2 bedroom Apartments 🔥 Independently Owned 🏆
Paperback Theatre @paperback_TC
881 Followers 1K Following Birmingham's friendly neighbourhood theatre company. Creators of Little but LIVE! in Moseley Park.
Solihull for Success @SolforSuccess
4K Followers 4K Following Solihull Council Business Support Team - looking to locate to Solihull or expand your business? Grant and recruitment info. Call 0121 704 6151
Aman Solicitors | Bir.. @aman_solicitors
300 Followers 1K Following Aman Solicitors Advocates is a firm, which focuses on providing high quality legal advice based on the specialisation of our solicitors.
Ali @dining_with_ali
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Zoë Sawyer @AMkunstfreund
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Roxanne Ryan @RoxanneRRyan
106 Followers 4K Following
Birmingham Soy Candle.. @SoyBirmingham
41 Followers 420 Following Local Birmingham start up producing 100% Organic Soy Candles - DM for more info !
FinditinBirmingham @finditinbham
2K Followers 3K Following Birmingham City Council's local business opportunities network Find BCC contracts Find local supplier opportunities Attend our regular Meet the Buyer events
KINDERWILDER Hats @kinderwilder
62 Followers 355 Following #Sustainable hat company crafting premium artisanal hats for women. #panamahats & city soft caps. Fair Trade & #PETAApprovedVegan. Free UK shipping
Infinite Loop @InfiniteLoopBhx
746 Followers 3K Following Repair #Macs #iPhones #iPads & #Recover your #data too Premium @Apple #Repairer. #Birmingham [email protected] 0121 296 9996
lexheath @lexheath
106 Followers 994 Following Birmingham, Villa, music and politics. acting as a doublespeak decipher. If woke is bad - I am! #UTV #starbar #masterchef and #GBBO
Bham Trees for Life @BhamTrees4Life
2K Followers 1K Following Planted 100,000 trees in Birmingham! The project closed on 1st July 2022 Please follow @Bhamtreepeople to find out about tree planting and more 🌳
Iz @bhakti_iz
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Felice Dahl @felice_dahl
73 Followers 377 Following Empowering Organic Forms in Jewellery 🌊 Considered Swedish Design Handcrafted with care in London UK 👋🏼 https://t.co/6wf3APVf06
Hortons' Estate @HortonsEstate
785 Followers 150 Following An independent property company, investing and developing in the Midlands.
Claire G @clonky
68 Followers 279 Following ‘The only thing that evil needs in order to thrive is for good people to do nothing’ Views are my own and all that.
GUSH Theatre @GUSHtheatre
275 Followers 345 Following Birmingham-based theatre-makers & hosts of @theatre_mix | Current: GUSH! an interactive, intersectional feminist show | Supported by @The____GAP
womenxbrum @womenxbrum
194 Followers 513 Following ☕️Casual conversations with women of Birmingham, UK📍 💌Get involved - DM or email [email protected] 💌
Women & Theatre @Womenandtheatre
4K Followers 796 Following We are a Birmingham based theatre company and charity. We make deep work about things matter using the language and lives of ordinary people.
Vitality Beauty & Wel.. @VitalityBeauty2
31 Followers 283 Following Beauty Salon in Birmingham (free parking) ✨Massage ✨Manicure ✨Pedicure ✨Facial Treatments ✨Body Wrap ✨Body Scrub ✨Waxing ✨Yoga. Book Now: 01215824786
kelly adco @AdcoKelly
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Yami Praj @YamiPraj
22 Followers 116 Following
bluenotblack @bluenotblack
409 Followers 4K Following
Vicky Osgood @DramBab
685 Followers 490 Following Adopted Brummie who loves a dram of the good stuff. Member of @WhiskyBrum. Thirsty for knowledge... #PeatFreak at heart.
Jay @Jay52923388
127 Followers 1K Following
F45 Birmingham Centra.. @F45BirminghamUK
72 Followers 99 Following The World’s Fastest Growing Fitness Network 🌏 45-minute Functional HIIT Workouts 💪🏼 Motivation. Innovation. Results 📈
Isabel Galleymore @IGalleymore
3K Followers 2K Following Poet + Harvard Radcliffe Fellow 22-23 @RadInstitute. *Significant Other* @Carcanet https://t.co/MbGJ5U8zmr Associate Prof. @unibirmingham. Collab: @cutestudies
Princess Iris @PrincessIris3
0 Followers 843 Following
I Choose Birmingham @ichoosemag
55K Followers 689 Following Digital town crier. The best things to do in Birmingham. A weekly e-mail.
Joe Lycett @joelycett
1.4M Followers 1 Following I am the comedian formerly known as Hugo Boss. Pre-order Joe Lycett’s Art Hole now
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖂𝖎.. @the__wilderness
8K Followers 3K Following Restaurant in Birmingham focused on alternative luxury, lifestyle and music. Restaurant number 2 “Albatross” incoming June 👀
Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman
113K Followers 3K Following a writer and professional person for many things. bafta connect member. it’s probably a joke. she/her. Rep: @ITG_ltd
Verity Milligan @Vemsteroo
25K Followers 2K Following Professional Photographer & Writer | Workshop Leader | Ambassador for @leefilters | Friends call me ‘Vem’ | 🏳️🌈 | She/Her
Birmingham Hippodrome @brumhippodrome
59K Followers 4K Following A cultural hub giving everyone the chance to experience unforgettable theatre, arts and culture.
Kirsty Bosley @Bozzers
8K Followers 1K Following Award-winning freelance journalist. Writer. Rent-a-gob. Detectorist. Birmingham cheerleader. Lit agent: @Sileloquies. Trier. She/her. [email protected]
Midlands Arts Centre .. @mac_birmingham
83K Followers 5K Following Art Exhibitions | Indie Cinema | Live Performances | Creative Courses | See what's on: https://t.co/wOnMH7T7wg | Support our arts charity: https://t.co/jIWyJo4g5z
Ash O'Brien @asho_brien
1K Followers 398 Following Graphic designer, brand consultant & educator based in Malvern. Currently teaching over at @UniofHerts. Keeping it real.✌️
ਇਮਨਦੀਪ �.. @ImmyKaur
30K Followers 28K Following Co - Founder @CIVIC_SQUARE, prev aka Impact Hub Birmingham | @TEDxBrum 2012-2017 | Hon Doc. @AstonUniversity | @BrumHippodrome Trustee |
Jewellery Quarter BID @JQBID
7K Followers 3K Following The #JewelleryQuarter BID (#JQBID) supports JQ businesses; delivers exciting projects and promotes this historic area of Birmingham #DiscoverJQ 💎
Ikon @ikongallery
43K Followers 9K Following Contemporary art gallery in Birmingham. Exhibitions, events, off-site projects. Open Weds - Sun 11am-5pm. Free, donations welcome. Registered charity no.528892
Daria Kasatkina @DKasatkina
45K Followers 53 Following DD💜 For Business: [email protected] telegram: https://t.co/XgJs9AXbye
The StoryGraph @thestorygraph
34K Followers 429 Following An app for you to track your reading and choose your next book. Founded by @nodunayo. Built by her and @RobFrelow. [email protected]
Mike Townsend @townsendyesmate
10K Followers 1K Following Head of Operations, ADA UK @WarnerMusic (He/Him) / views my own
savannah eden @savbrads
28K Followers 900 Following writer, reformed it girl, founder & editor-in-chief @HALOSCOPEMAG, other things at other times. [email protected]
Poppy® Watch @giantpoppywatch
77K Followers 136 Following Watching Poppies®. Rating Poppies®. Guardian of Remembrance. "Self-Appointed Poppy Enforcer" -Roger Helmer MEP.
broti gupta @BrotiGupta
91K Followers 1K Following Simpsons writer Indian women’s humor twitter account https://t.co/5I6PCj7FlM
PJ & Thomas @PJandThomas
22K Followers 376 Following Husbands. Dads to three living in TN. Follow our IG for everyday life. [email protected]
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mike ginn @shutupmikeginn
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4K Followers 634 Following Just trying to get at the truth. Journalist who believes that the system will protect itself.
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Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd
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matt @mattxiv
412K Followers 154 Following queer jew w very long nails, host of a bit fruity, he/they
Libby Page @LibbyPageWrites
11K Followers 1K Following Author of The Lido, The Lifeline, The 24-Hour Café, The Island Home, The Vintage Shop. Writing coach @thenovelry Agent:@rcaskie1
Billy Bragg @billybragg
322K Followers 34 Following The Big Nosed Bard From Barking The Roaring Forty | 1983-2023 | Out Now
Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints
606K Followers 2K Following Ex-philosopher, good YouTuber, bad Tweeter. Email: [email protected]
Rach @RachaelvsWorld
11K Followers 591 Following All of these opinions are yours and nothing to do with me
The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub
272K Followers 5K Following Run by admin, while Blindboyboatclub is writing his next book and creates his weekly podcast. Tweets by BB #ActuallyAutistic
rob delaney @robdelaney
1.5M Followers 2 Following You can get my new book, A Heart That Works, at the link below.
Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel
1.2M Followers 2K Following ✨an elite employee✨🗓️ Booking : @pegmgmt 🛍️ @trixiecosmetics
Rory Cellan-Jones @ruskin147
331K Followers 7K Following Ruskin Park out now https://t.co/Voo7uXA2IM #SophieFromRomania book coming October https://t.co/UPEvwIY2rx Movers and Shakers podcast
Tess Gattuso @tessplease
36K Followers 915 Following 🎭writer + content creator 💃content on patreon 👀livestreams on passes
Mermaids @Mermaids_Gender
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twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy
563K Followers 66 Following LIVE Mon-Fri 09:30-13:30: https://t.co/VIuzqxS8ft | Insta: brianlimond
Dr David Robert Grime.. @drg1985
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Monty Don @TheMontyDon
299K Followers 289 Following Gardener, writer & broadcaster. I am afraid that I do not answer gardening queries via Twitter!
Eibhlín @_e_kissack
306 Followers 797 Following Art stuff for @mac_birmingham @covbiennial | 🎥 https://t.co/pyv12lZhqk | 📚 https://t.co/uWNpRNJNW7
Hannah Keegan @HannahKeegan
6K Followers 1K Following Writer, editor | features editor @stylistmagazine 🖤
Warley Woods @WarleyWoods1
2K Followers 856 Following 100 acre Humphry Repton landscape, made up of woodland, meadow & 9 hole golf course. Managed by Warley Woods Community Trust since 2004.
Bearwood Community Hu.. @BearwoodHub
796 Followers 535 Following Open-to-all community spaces across #Bearwood to connect, create & collaborate. Coworking, Bakery, Warm Hub, Stay & Play, Free Shop, Community Lunch & Wellbeing
Shaun Keaveny 💙 @shaunwkeaveny
172K Followers 12K Following Join our weekly radio heaven, Community Garden Radio, at https://t.co/PAJ4pUE3l9 plus Shaun Keaveny’s Daily Grind podcast from 16 October
Woodland Games @TalesWoodland
253 Followers 296 Following Stirchley’s Ecological Answer to the Olympics! Returns Summer 2023 A fully solar powered festival of weird sports, costume and art... check out our website!
Rachel Parris @rachelparris
182K Followers 2K Following Comedian/Actor/Improviser/Musician #TheMashReport #LateNightMash, @AustenImpro and author of #AdviceFromStrangers; Live tour #Poise on sale now! See link
lolly @lollyadefope
92K Followers 1K Following
GUSH Theatre @GUSHtheatre
275 Followers 345 Following Birmingham-based theatre-makers & hosts of @theatre_mix | Current: GUSH! an interactive, intersectional feminist show | Supported by @The____GAP
The Brewery Bible @thebrewerybible
968 Followers 584 Following 🌎 Helping people discover great local beer all over the world 🍻 Free platform for breweries, venues, stockists. Join us today. Let's #DrinkBetterTogether
F45 Birmingham Centra.. @F45BirminghamUK
72 Followers 99 Following The World’s Fastest Growing Fitness Network 🌏 45-minute Functional HIIT Workouts 💪🏼 Motivation. Innovation. Results 📈
Isherwood & Co @isherwoodandco
873 Followers 309 Following Independent neighbourhood florist in Bournville, Birmingham | Flowers & Houseplants | Weddings & Workshops
Ellen Pope @ellenpope
4K Followers 4K Following 🍽 #Editor @chattingfood Magazine • Marketing Consultant. Doodle Owner. 👉 https://t.co/VazqM0sPWy
Katie @KatieStevens32
129 Followers 582 Following
Blood of the Young @BOTYtheatre
2K Followers 690 Following Scottish theatre company led by @brotherstonpaul. Pride and Prejudice* (*sort of) 2020 dates: @lyceumtheatre, @Leedsplayhouse, @NSTheatres, @OxfordPlayhouse
i have to invent a new way to wear jeans or i will die. small shirt big pants isn’t working anymore. small shirt small pants been out for years now. same with big shirt small pants. big shirt big pants is ok but we can do better. THINK shelly THINK
thank you for all you are doing for mental health @hardestgeezer 💙
ngl i doubt either of them could fix my computer
life is just adding more and more nyt games to your morning routine until that’s all there is
logan in the succession intro
The baba has started to walk about like an auld fella
So much handwringing about Gen Z and if social media has rotted their brains, meanwhile students across the country are putting their academic careers on the line for Gaza are demonstrating more moral clarity on this issue than most of the our elected leaders. The kids are fine.
Now, at the University of Minnesota – Twin Cities: an emergency protest has mobilized upwards of 1,000 UMN students & staff — now gathered outside Memorial Union. student protestors arrested this morning have been released, and the Solidarity Encampment is being re-established.
Apropos of nothing, I’ve been thinking about this a lot recently
I don’t understand. we banned TikTok but the kids still think ethnic cleansing is bad. time to send in the cops I guess. I’m a liberal
My 7 yr old had a panic about us dying so I had a difficult but healthy and most importantly HONEST chat with him about death (promised him we would cure it in our lifetime, assured him both heaven and/or reincarnation are real anyway so like don’t even worry about it mate)
What’s the best fake song? Like a song that exists in the world of a show/movie but not our world
they really don’t make women’s shorts like this anymore and we’re all suffering for it
rotating the warm weather wardrobe IN
Something that happens to me quite often is people react to hearing that I lost my Mum at 19 by saying things like "OMG I couldn't cope. I need my Mum. I wouldn't have coped without my Mum through X" and I get that it's a fear reaction but like... what?? I needed mine too.
In Rishi Sunak's Tory Britain you're no longer entitled to benefits if you are off work for reasons of ill mental health.
playing the NYT mini crossword as an Australian is so difficult. every clue is like "quarterback in strife?" "to be sitting on the sidewalk at junior prom" "get a hall pass, informally." nevertheless I persist
"Did you get that picture of Liz Truss?" "Yeah. Real fuckin scared of her own handbag, just like you asked."
She was appointed by a hereditary monarch without recourse to a general election.
women: a good reason to not take your partner’s last name when you get married is that maybe you and i went to school together and i’d like to have a little look at what you’re up to now
Very notable that while your classics like "lol" and "lmao" have hung around there's no longer any real use case for "brb" or "g2g". Where are you going to go. We're all here. Everywhere is here
me, in a new city after one sip of coffee: “I could live here”
Me: can't be arsed to make my lunch for work tonight, I'll just do it in the morning. I'll have plenty of time. No stress. Me the next morning putting together the worst cheese and ham piece the world has ever seen right before I head out the door:
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