Mike Townsend @townsendyesmate
Head of Operations, ADA UK @WarnerMusic (He/Him) / views my own instagram.com/townsendyesmate London Joined May 2009-
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Bought a fancy Aesop hand wash for my new flat. I can not wait to fill this thing up with £1 carex hand wash when it is empty and then refill it again and again for the entirety of my tenancy.
Fun going from a regular commercial gym to a full on bodybuilders gym. 2 weeks ago I was walking around feeling like the biggest dude in the building & now im cowering underneath these towering demi-gods like im a shy little boy. Great tho, this is how u level up. Let's get it.
Flat above me is pretty noisy not gonna lie. But not in a way thats disruptive or annoying. Noisy in a way where I can eavesdrop & project my own narratives & character arcs onto them based on the various things I hear them do & say. Keep it up guys, not too loudly tho of course.
Feel so weird ringing my bell at pigeons when im cycling. Not even sure if im making any sense to u right now brother but I am gonna need you to get out the way if that's alright or you might get seriously hurt. I just wish i could speak to you in a language you would understand.
Love saying shit like "he's a good kid" about dudes who are my age or even significantly older than me. Just has a nice ring to it I think.
Breaking: Children from displacement camps in Gaza are raising the names of American universities whose students have protested against the Israeli genocide in Gaza.
Using a vertical leg press machine for the first time. Genuinely scared I was going to get flattened & die so I had to ask some big ol' biscuit working out near me to help. He could sense my fear but he was caring and patient and guided me through it. We have a bond for life now.
@townsendyesmate everything you say is like something vince in the mighty booth would say whilst howard looked at him like this
5pm Wednesday is a lowkey goated time of the week. Hardest day over, Thursday tomorrow which is basically Friday, which is pretty much the weekend of course. Its light outside, we are over the hump and we are feeling good. Let's get it.
KEEP PROTESTING KEEP BOYCOTTING KEEP TALKING AND FIGHTING FOR US, WE HEAR YOU FROM GAZA
Rafah is being decimated, there is nowhere else left to go. Israel is now bombing more than 1.7 million civilians trapped in Rafah, Gaza's last place of refuge. A massacre is happening in Rafah right now and the world is silent.
I have used the phrase "it makes such a difference doesnt it" about ten thousand times in the last few days. When talking about the weather and the longer hours of sunlight of course. It really does make such a difference though doesnt it. Not that many people are saying this.
@townsendyesmate I found out Iceland has so much surplus thermal energy they cannot export, they have turned it to growing more of their own produce including bananas. Which I thought was cool
Bananas are killing it at the moment. Haven't had one thats below 7/10 in weeks. Dont know if they're just in season right now or anything but either way, incredible work from the little fruit that could. Keep it up pal.
🚨 National Demonstration Announcement 🚨 🇵🇸 Nakba 76: End The Genocide - #StopArmingIsrsael 🇵🇸 📆 Sat 18 May - 12 Noon ⏰ 📍 Central London 📍 #FreePalestine
Signed up for a free trial on a QR code generator website & i've just realised i have been paying a $30 per month subscription fee for it for an entire YEAR. I created 1 QR code. The most expensive QR code ever. And I could have just used any number of free sites for it. Major L.
@townsendyesmate "Someone is going to lose their job" this man tells me every day about a new product.
Had my first ever cream egg at the millennium dome. I will never forget that day. It was just so beautiful, the cream egg that is.
Had my first ever cream egg at the millennium dome. I will never forget that day. It was just so beautiful, the cream egg that is.
Day off on your birthday is essential. A present from me, to me. Cake or drinks with my colleagues in the office the day after, sure. But not on my actual birthday, I dont care if I dont have any plans at all, its a matter of principle. Work wont take that from me.
Day off on your birthday is essential. A present from me, to me. Cake or drinks with my colleagues in the office the day after, sure. But not on my actual birthday, I dont care if I dont have any plans at all, its a matter of principle. Work wont take that from me.
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Watched this whole game the other week (it’s called mental illness) and it’s a belter. Arsenal are unreal, on a different planet to Everton, and it’s a milestone game for Arsenal fans inexplicably wearing leather jackets over football shirts.
@townsendyesmate Attagurl. Like every single other person ever! Unless you’re Kim K
Fuckin hell read that first word and did a cruyff turn
🇵🇸🇵🇸North West Regional Demonstration for #Palestine – 11 May 🇵🇸🇵🇸 This is a crucial moment between national demonstrations – which continue to be supported by hundreds of thousands. But we know that getting to London is not always the easiest thing to do so we hope that all…
so he’s saying he only wants to play… nice guys
Ryan Gosling says he is rejecting roles that are too dark for the sake of his family: “I don’t really take roles that are going to put me in some kind of dark place. The decisions I make, I make them with Eva and we make them with our family in mind first... My kids’ interest in…
i love wes anderson so much and anybody who disagrees just doesn’t understand joy and whimsy
Wes Anderson has directed a new short film for MontBlanc, starring Jason Schwartzman, Rupert Friend and himself.
@GigaBasedDad No. In the books, Sam actually wore the ring a couple of times, and was yet unaffected by it. This is because the One Ring's grasp on someone takes time, particularly if they are of purer hearts, like Hobbits. Keep in mind, the One Ring's grasp on Frodo was not immediate either.
Help we gerrymandered the wrong demographic
Hey, let’s solve two problems at once. We should start a camp in the desert for juvenile delinquents and make them dig holes every single day in the hot sun to build character. They’ll become upstanding citizens and we’ll help save the planet!
no i get it because gcses lasted like six fucking weeks and when you’re 16 that’s like the entirety of your memory span
Obsessed with this girl who was at the cancelled Co-op live concert saying they have their GCSEs next week and it was their last chance of freedom.
It’s that time of year… #musicweekawards
you can just look at them and know they absolutely would have loved fortnite stream highlights splitscreened with family guy
Kids on the streets of England, 123 years ago in the year 1901.