Bob’s ur uncle @fuggitilikeelon
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Most painful states for a man: - Sh*tting with a boner - Having your liver smacked - Knee scrape - Stubbing your lil toe - Seeing your ex having a glow up - Smacked by coach cause low guard - Withdrawal from Sabre - Nobody hearing your joke - Mom sad Avoid.
This is what having an emotionally immature husband looks like. Forego literal years of planning and one of the best vehicles on the planet because his feelings get hurt when someone’s opinion is different.
How to buy a house in a hot market: Fire your buyers agent (or don’t get one). You’re at a disadvantage with a multi-offer scenario. Work directly with the seller agent. Make offer with 2% credit to seller and 1% more commission for the seller agent. Seller makes more…
Teachers buy these bags of 100 plastic pennies for $12 on Amazon 🤦🏻♂️ Never send your kid to public school
🚨BREAKING: In response to Governor Greg Abbott, Rep. @AOC calls on Americans to boycott Texas Roadhouse.
san francisco’s homeless budget is $1.1 billion san francisco has 7,754 homeless people that means san francisco spends approximately $141,862 per homeless person per year the government is completely incompetent
NGL, my hours on YouTube have precipitously declined as my hours on X have boomed over the last 12 months. I cannot wait to see long and short form video content expand on this site. I do however see the need for different algos feeding them. That will take time i imagine
NGL, my hours on YouTube have precipitously declined as my hours on X have boomed over the last 12 months. I cannot wait to see long and short form video content expand on this site. I do however see the need for different algos feeding them. That will take time i imagine
My local Ford dealer still has plenty of 2023 model year F-150 Lightning #EV trucks on their lot. Many of them are now on the front line by the street and they recently removed the Added Dealer Markup (they still have $40k ADM on their 2023 Raptors). It’s going to be tough to…
ELON NO!!! DON'T KISS THE WALL!!! THEY TRIED TO KILL X!!! ELONNNNNN!
So apparently following leaked US military insider information the United States military have the technology to open portals……..👇
October 10th 10/10 X/X Real women's day What do you say, @elonmusk? Would X help promote X/X day to celebrate real women?
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This needs to be circulated far and wide.
🚨The “book ban” narrative is a manufactured crisis to distract from families’ valid concerns about the quality of their children’s education and age-appropriate material in the classroom. WATCH my full opening remarks to the @SenJudiciaryGOP exposing it.
It’s not even hard to track the Fed connection to this. This took me about 5 minutes to unravel. Pohlhaus comes out of nowhere and gets “a following.” Then he somehow starts buying property in Maine with……..
I'm giving $1,000 each to 10 random people who retweet this tweet because I won $10,000 at poker (must be following me so I can dm you if you win!)
The human species is absolutely screwed
The human species is absolutely screwed
Jesus Christ... A CHILD IS NO DIFFERENT THAN A DOG! It's 10-100lbs of mammal to be fed and cleaned up after. The difference is in 5-15 years your child should be cleaning up after themselves, whereas your dog will be getting incontinent & need surgery or putting down You're…
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People will ree if you euthanize a vicious and aggressive puppy, but applaud if you kill your down syndrome baby in your womb.
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Now admits that he’s struggling to purchase a house instead of just saying renting is always better than buying a home. Always.
There is no rush like a turkey hunting rush! Great harvest this morning.
30 of these and you’ve got a whole workout in less than 30 minutes:
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Imagine if Rob Maurer is the new Tesla IR spoke person
@BoomerDivvies Semantics If rents, over the long term, were not correlated to those things then you’d be right regardless of semantics. Instead you are only right on the technicality
@BowTiedDarkWolf But it hijacks your natural endocrine system and masks the underlying cause that led to low T in the first place. Unless you’re 50+ TRT should be the last on your list.
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@_HowardHoffman_ We advise. But ultimately we, like all managers, are simply agents.
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If Tesla made FSD a user license instead of a device license sales would explode.
@jarvis_best Devastating that their viewership is dropping from 100 people to 99. F
@jarvis_best Boycotting the WNBA until they stop discriminating and let men play.
@jarvis_best You're an amateur. I've been boycotting the WNBA my entire life.
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