Ethan Bosserd @ebosserd1
MSU Alum, Goat Farmer (keep a few cows to stay respectable), Sales Rep for Consumers Supply, Crop Ins Agent, Go Spartans! Marshall, MI Joined August 2012-
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Here are some common difficulties I see with the December 31st balance sheet and how to solve them: Unsold grain: Any unsold grain should be shown under ‘Crop Inventory’ at the price you could get from the elevator on the date of your statement. If the grain is hedged but no…
Update to the latest article. @VivekGRamaswamy talking about how he would reform the USDA. Thanks to @lacurtis1 for the great camera work.
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I have a confession. I think I've committed Thanksgiving abomination & will need to be punished. Turkey is not on Thursday's menu.... I just can't pretend anymore. Pretend to like turkey 1 day a year, when I don't eat it the other 364. There, I said it, punish me…
Nancy Pelosi salary: $193,400 Nancy Pelosi net worth: $196million Mitch McConnell salary: $193,400 Mitch McConnell net worth:$54million Like it or not, they both play for the same team. Neither party is on your side. They are on the side of getting themselves RICH.
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A really COOL RULE I trained myself on & am training my kids is: If you complain it MUST BE followed by gratitude. •I don’t like doing dishes…..But I AM GRATEFUL I have dishes & food. •I hate traffic….But I AM GRATEFUL I have a car & places to go. Try it! BIG SHIFT! 🙏
Dads, you’re kids wait all day for you to come home. Here’s how to come home with BIG DAD ENERGY
A successful ranch owner I once worked for was the definition of "strong silent type." He could go all day w/o saying more than 10 words. My job was to guess what he was thinking & then do it. Reading someone's mind is impossible. And frustrating. I made that mistake over &…
At age 15 I wanted to become the King of square bales & figured that's how I'd make millions. So, I bought an old, beat up IH 46 square baler for a few hundred bucks & hooked it to my Allis Chalmers D17 Series IV. I had no idea those balers were junk, especially old worn out…
I have been in discussion with young farmers on the FSA joint financing & just completed my 2nd loan in the program. Here are 5 tips that typically aren't known with FSA joint financing on farm ground purchases. 1. Balance sheet must be dated within the last 3 months. 🧵👇
I feel like a broken record but… Dec Corn closed at $5.53 today… Puts at $5.50 are 44 cents or about $85 an acre. 95% ECO #cropinsurance costs around $30-$35/acre for most farmers with similar price protection. So yeah…you might want to take a look.
I feel like a broken record but… Dec Corn closed at $5.53 today… Puts at $5.50 are 44 cents or about $85 an acre. 95% ECO #cropinsurance costs around $30-$35/acre for most farmers with similar price protection. So yeah…you might want to take a look.
4 Reasons and 3 Ways to buy up on #cropinsurance in 2023. Check it out and let me know what you think!
An observation...people are more than willing to pay you $5/lb for ground beef than pay you $2.50 plus $0.75 for processing for a quarter. Space and cash outlay the limiting factors IMO. Maybe a sign of the economy too?
BREAKING: Kentucky Derby winner Rich Strike turns down a meeting with @JoeBiden . Asked why, they said “If I wanted to see a horse’s ass, I would’ve came in second.
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Its never as hard as your mind perceives it to be
*stolen* Bill Gates is claiming that a cow emits more pollution than a car. Allow me to propose this: I’ll lock myself in my garage with a cow overnight. Bill can lock himself in his garage with a running car. In the morning, we can meet up and discuss results. Maybe.
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I have read Farming Without the Bank and spoke with 3 producers in the last 2 months on it. My view: If you want to use it as a replacement line of credit worth more than a few bucks, a lot of money needs to be pumped in early. It seems like for every $10 put in, you get around…
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Here are some common difficulties I see with the December 31st balance sheet and how to solve them: Unsold grain: Any unsold grain should be shown under ‘Crop Inventory’ at the price you could get from the elevator on the date of your statement. If the grain is hedged but no…
It’s 4pm and everyone’s headlights are on. What a perfect place for solar panels.
@Bayleewilson I would rather wade in cowshit up to my waist sorting cattle for 18 hours than do a oil change service on one tractor or operate any type of crop harvester for 6 hours...but that's me
Growing up is Thanksgiving Eve not being your favorite holiday anymore.
I have a confession. I think I've committed Thanksgiving abomination & will need to be punished. Turkey is not on Thursday's menu.... I just can't pretend anymore. Pretend to like turkey 1 day a year, when I don't eat it the other 364. There, I said it, punish me…
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A Braintrust Ag member just told me they closed on an FSA loan yesterday. → 5.125% → Fixed Rate → 7 Year Term They're buying a tractor + prepaying some 2024 inputs. It's a max of $50K, but well worth the paperwork headache for this guy. (His last one was in 2020 at 0.125%…
I was having lunch with a farmer awhile back and we were talking about how difficult it can be to market grain. This is often due to loss aversion. Oftentimes grain sold “too early” is viewed as a loss even though a rally is almost universally a net worth positive event. When…
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At age 15 I wanted to become the King of square bales & figured that's how I'd make millions. So, I bought an old, beat up IH 46 square baler for a few hundred bucks & hooked it to my Allis Chalmers D17 Series IV. I had no idea those balers were junk, especially old worn out…
Good morning men of God! Just finished praying Lauds (we pray here live on Twitter spaces at 5:15 AM fyi), going to journal a bit, and then head to the gym. By “journal” I just mean to think about the day ahead, write down 2-3 top priorities and 1 “frog”. A “frog” is something…
I have been in discussion with young farmers on the FSA joint financing & just completed my 2nd loan in the program. Here are 5 tips that typically aren't known with FSA joint financing on farm ground purchases. 1. Balance sheet must be dated within the last 3 months. 🧵👇
"Walking corn off the farm" is way more enjoyable than sitting in a hopper line at an ethanol or syrup plant. #EATBEEF
Every acreage & hobby farm with horses/livestock has the same problem: Barns, pens, & lots need to be cleaned out & the manure spread. Most can't justify a spreader & have no place to spread it. What do folks do? I think there's a side hustle here for someone.
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