Dadpocalypsenow @dadpocalypsenow
Boston sports know-it-all, beaten down dad, avid reader, ice-cream sommelier, local couch Jeopardy champion, BC grad, YNWA twitter.com/search?q=from%… Stars Hollow Joined September 2011-
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I haven’t been this excited for friday since last friday
Todays Twitter ad focus seems to be the “Real RFK Movie” like this is such an unserious place now. My block thumb is getting a workout
Hey ya'll, if anyone needs anything, my kid officially knows everything.
i bet pre heating feels so good for an oven
It's adorable how @elonmusk thinks Twitter is called "X".
The older I get the more I realize the people on Gilligan's Island were lucky.
It was just the worst of times. That's it.
I’m not impressed with any amount of money a rich person gives away until the result is they’re poorer than me
Man these Twitter ads are at an ALL TIME LOW what is even going with some of these psychos
Today is a great day to cause absolute fucking chaos.
This tourney kinda sucks. All blowouts. More of an NIT man myself.
My boss: “NO college basketball today!” Me:
Does bisexual means twice as sexual or once every other sexual
LinkedIn just suggested I follow Cam Newton 🤔
Multiple indictments and half a billion dollars in civil liability later, pretty much the only person who can say they were better off four years ago is Donald Trump.
@TrumpDailyPosts Bro, there were breadlines and the unemployment rate was 16%. YES, we are.
Teach me your ways, Kate Middleton. 🥺
My son said Twitter is where old people go to pretend they’re cool so congratulations everybody.
Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
S̲uper H̲uman A̲ut.. @_indica_sky
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Ivsy @Ivsy01
40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k
natalayhehoo @highprobably1
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Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire
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Jetta like the car�.. @JetBomb25
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Lovely Potatoes @robin_991
21K Followers 8K Following As seen on KTLA. I ran the NY marathon. Drowning in bubbles. Napping on treadmills
JRGin @GinRumMe
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Chelle~ @BombChelleMama_
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us_Samantha_ @usSamantha98491
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Ayana Dike @AyanaDike5941
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Mina Burbano @m_burban
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Audrey Weniger @AudrWenig
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Carolynn Vanhorn @VanhoCarol
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Casandra Hasbell @CasandHasb
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Darcie Brustkern @DBrustk
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Elenor Clore @CloreEleno20158
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Moriah Macmanus @moriah75477
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Taryn Burdin @BurdinTary81314
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Fatima Constantineau @ConstantinFatim
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Aila Asaro @AilaAs
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Alesia Segraves @AlesiaSegr3017
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FRED STEVE @fredsteve235
199 Followers 4K Following I’m a powerball winner of $390.7m,I’m using this medium to appreciate the society by giving out $3500 each to my first 3k followers & poor/needy
Anita Sawka @AnitaSawka72299
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Elodia Fabionar @ElodiFabio
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Miah Nahrstedt @NahrstMi
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Erika Broks @broks_eri
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Louisa Barriner @BarrinLoui
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Ava-mae Eblen @ava_eble
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Karolyn Saulino @sauli_karo
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Priscilla Birmingham @BirmingPriscil
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Lizzie Juarez @JuarLizz
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Leeanne Munden @mund_leean
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Sri Wallner @WallnSr
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Artemesia Crankshaw @ArtemesiaC26837
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Shayna Kerfien @KerfienSha80589
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Ailene Bitting @AileneBitt77073
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Loma Zorns @LZorns9831
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Fannie @mistressfannie
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Ali Leupold @AliLeupold59302
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Starla Buecher @BuecherStarl
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Trey @treydayway
41K Followers 6K Following *Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
102K Followers 20K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
S̲uper H̲uman A̲ut.. @_indica_sky
45K Followers 2K Following
Ivsy @Ivsy01
40K Followers 9K Following drinking slurpees in front of 7-eleven with @The_Getawaygirl My thoughts in a box. my tweets 🤦♀️ https://t.co/0g8VMFzt2k
natalayhehoo @highprobably1
38K Followers 3K Following This is not the profile you’re looking for. Gemini and Vol for life. Taken not stirred.
Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire
75K Followers 2K Following Smooth like nitroglycerin. Sidekick to @gingerhotdish
Jetta like the car�.. @JetBomb25
122K Followers 3K Following moody af ⚡️🏳️🌈💅🎶❤️🔥🧀🌈 NO DMS https://t.co/JdUwFtwgVR
Lovely Potatoes @robin_991
21K Followers 8K Following As seen on KTLA. I ran the NY marathon. Drowning in bubbles. Napping on treadmills
JRGin @GinRumMe
21K Followers 11K Following Eat Sleep RockN’Roll. Still from Twitter. Recents: https://t.co/znpZjkqqT3 (Favorites next link).
Chelle~ @BombChelleMama_
153K Followers 5K Following Little cheeseburger aficionado. Disclaimer: I am not responsible for how you interpret my tweets.
Mad Hatter Mommy!!! @MadHatterMommy
23K Followers 4K Following sometimes funny, full of cheese, chocolate and unpopular opinions; don’t DM please https://t.co/IdtiajUsnd
feli @earthtofelicia
1K Followers 464 Following patriots, music, marvel, books, and a whole lot more. welcome to my world. 🇨🇦🇮🇹♉
Amy Colleen @sewistwrites
11K Followers 1K Following Christian, writer, married @Hubby2SewWrites. Humor, historical fashion, "several niche accts in a trench coat." Will turn anything into a Jane Austen reference.
Mike Giardi @MikeGiardi
96K Followers 357 Following you fight great, but I'm a great fighter. Writer at the Boston Sports Journal
Ashley, MD, MPH @urcervix_
4K Followers 671 Following OB resident📍NYC, interested in #FPMRS | ☕️ lover, @dietcoke aficionado
Taylor Kyles @tkyles39
18K Followers 3K Following Patriots beat reporter and analyst for @PatriotsCLNS • @patspulpit bred • former @NextGenStats writer and researcher • @stpaulsschoolnh ‘15 • @fessy '12
Grant Tower, PhD 🇺.. @gbtphd
6K Followers 5K Following Dartmouth PhD; ♥️ politics; 🚫DM; if I’m mean you asked for it; Reproductive rights ARE WOMEN’S RIGHTS
Massive Document 🇵.. @hope_terror
5K Followers 2K Following I did it for the devilment. -Gef, the talking mongoose #TheLastDriveIn #BeKind
Christiana @WomnOfValor
6K Followers 216 Following God’s laughing daughter. “Not a serious intellectual.” Known for having “dumb Heather Locklear hair.” Stream my song “The King’s Daughter”
SassyBluegrassy @KYdreamdesigns
2K Followers 1K Following Snarky hillbilly. Typos are my live language. Burgeoning water color artist. 🎨 I do what I want. If you DM me rude comments I will block you.
Ticketmaster Fan Supp.. @TMFanSupport
128K Followers 8K Following US & Canada Fan Support - 7 days a week, 9AM - 11PM ET. @TicketmasterCS for UK events. @ServicioTM for Mexico events. @TMIrelandHelp for Ireland events.
shana @summerchild_9
609 Followers 787 Following lost in song somewhere amongst the sunflowers @shanaonthepiano is me
notyourwitch @notyourwitch3
5K Followers 576 Following should i get my life together or keep being sexy and chaotic? 🍓
Lakota Man @LakotaMan1
530K Followers 19K Following Oglala Lakota —Enrolled at Pine Ridge, S.D. — “The earth sings her revolution, she calls brave men and women to her defense.” — The only easy day was yesterday.
Blake James @BCBlakeJames
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OffTheRails @CdnWhiskey
2K Followers 1K Following The only one who knows how fucked up I really am is Google. https://t.co/P9ZH0n0X31
Dave & Tim Mexico @davetimmexico
4K Followers 19 Following A better time than most can dream. 🛕🌙🇲🇽 #DaveTimMexico
Unlimited peace of mi.. @KristaS28256273
1K Followers 2K Following Be kind 🧚♀️💕, no porn, no nude or boob pic and note that me following you doesn’t mean I wanna flirt with you”(POM ) ....
emma 💙 @emma_ctid93x
18K Followers 16K Following MCFC 💙 Football ⚽️ @AndyMufcTally ❤️ PSN: emmamcfc93 🎮 // Insta: _emmactidxo 📸 @emctid93x is my old twitter account
Zane Lamprey @zanelamprey
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K° @OldFashioned56
2K Followers 332 Following Reimagining my life, one moment at a time. Socially awkward and a little bit weird 🤷🏼♀️ Born in 🇬🇧 Live in 🇨🇦 No DMs please!
Roxy Wright is writin.. @RoxyWright0
6K Followers 7K Following Writer, Poetess, sex, life & fuckery. Whiskey pleases me. Butt Stuff. Queen of butthole demons. Sapiosexual. Stay funny. NO DMs. Links👇@blacklilydes
robinec @robinec
2K Followers 3K Following nonprofit fundraiser/kid advocate passionate about bookstores, making the world a more just place, and eating potato chips for dinner, in equal parts. she/her
Sally @SalligatorLFC
753 Followers 600 Following “Life without emotions, imagine that! How boring it would be.”- JNK 👑 Only Mo Salah. 👑 JFT97 #HillsboroughLawNow
Miranda Marie @MirdaSheWrote
3K Followers 3K Following NFL Contributor🏈 @draftcountdown & @Ohana_Packers.Strong supporter of YOLO.I like beer and trashy TV.Rory Mcilroy truther. #Packers🧀 #Hokies🦃 #ALLCAPS
Friends of the Height.. @HeightsFriends
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202 Followers 161 Following New England Patriots forever I Miss Bill Belichick 🐐🐐🐐miserable, but grateful for the memories 💙❤️
🍬🍭Sweets🍬�.. @Sweets_tweets__
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gravity.pop @poppinggravity
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expert bimbologist™.. @bimbologymajor
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SoxProspects.com @SoxProspects
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FRO☀️ @FROzenliberal
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Shartist 🇵🇸 @ArtistKutti
875 Followers 761 Following Shitposting about the irrelevant men who come into my— life. sometimes I make art. 5’10 with a severe Napoleonic complex. I’m 30.
Cooper @Cooperstreaming
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90s Adult Film Stars @90s_AdultStars
255K Followers 135 Following Big hair! Bigger T*ts!!! Paying homage to the greatest era in Adult Films... the 90's 💎💎 No politics, no negativity, just pics and vids. I post what I like 💯
I love hot girls with abs just sayin
and one more fuckin thing before legos this is an ab check
@xGPhilosophy Tell me Nunez plays for Liverpool without telling me Nunez plays for Liverpool.
Hubie Brown is 90, still impossibly sharp as an analyst, and doesn't complain about how the sport isn't what it was in the past. He just loves basketball. What a treasure.
Well it finally happened. I found a potato chip in my bra.
Another comp, from a league source digging into Alex Van Pelt's history: Tyler Boyd. Boyd had back-to-back 1,000-yard seasons in Cincinnati when Van Pelt was there as QB coach (2018-19).
I’ll edge you to a cliff or to an orgasm, you choose - me flirting
I will say, Jurassic Park is one of the most perfect films ever made and you can’t convince me otherwise.
Had a gummy and having a Jurassic Park viewing tonight while I’m coloring. Yes, I’m an adult. 🤣 Also, I can actually hear this gif.
when i feel a nip in the air in late september it’s like 🥰🥰🥰 but when i feel a nip in the air in late april it’s like 🤬🤬🤬🤬
Friday night ya'll and it's SHINGLES VACCINATION night. -This is 50
This man made me so biased but whatever it’s true!!!
Seems like he's outgoing and not shy so that's good
DETROIT ➡️ FOXBOROUGH @DrakeMaye2 | #NEPats
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First look at Marvin Harrison Jr. and Kyler Murray 🔥🔥🔥
Drake Maye has everything you want from a franchise QB. Strong Arm, playmaking ability, can throw from any platform and doesn’t back down when adversity strikes. He just wants to play ball and compete. Now he does it for the storied @Patriots in the post Brady Era. Go get it!
from fort lauderdale to minnesota. i feel this pain. dallas turner gon be miserable that first winter
We’re all playing “girlfriend or sister” while watching the draft, right?
ITS TIME TO START THIS CONVERSATION
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