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happy international women’s day
as a woman in her early 30s who is done having kids, it feels incredibly rude that i must continue to have a period for at least the next decade.
Reading way above my grade level didn’t get me as far in life as I had hoped
My kid was jumping around me like a little kangaroo while I sat on the floor defeated from parenthood. I felt a fart coming, and I chose to go with it. My kid ran away. Follow me for more parenthood hacks.
The Spanish Flu comparison is an insidious one that I keep coming across. A woman in her late 50s said it to me yesterday. "do you know when the Spanish Flu ended?... It didn't!"
All of this is a complete lie.
When a 7-year-old child is rude, calls people names, blames others, repeatedly lies, bullies his friends, & brags constantly, good parents institute consequences for his misbehavior. When a 77-year-old man-child does those things, the Republican Party nominates him for president.
Evangelicals who say they'll vote for trump instead of Biden because Trump isn't a baby killer -- Trump is a killer of your Christian witness, a killer of family relationships, a killer of truth, of integrity, of civility, of law and order, of American democracy and of America.
We're currently in the 2nd biggest Covid surge since 2020. How are you still organizing events without requiring masks? Acting like it's 2019 means you're contributing to community transmission and a mass disabling event. It's 2024, we should all know better
Great news: The next eleven months will give us a wealth of opportunities to practice the Christian virtues of being ✨quick to listen ✨slow to speak, and ✨slow to become angry.
Evangelicals are electing Ahab. Again.
It’s past time to learn to distinguish between the term evangelicals as a political sect and evangelistic people who preach Christ and only Christ and believe to their bones he’s the single solitary Savior of the world and the totality of all Christianity has and needs to thrive.…
that I remembered why I don’t attend a church like this. Dolly Parton has given away much of her fortune to poor children but is “immoral.” Donald Trump has been accused and indicted on 91 felonies and admitted to sexual assault, but he is “their president.” Nah. I’m good.
Sobered by last night and trying to practice what people call radical acceptance, not of a presidential candidate because surprising things happen. Just plainly sobered by the thought that, with other individuals to choose from, masses of people still hail Trump. He’s what they…
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Don't forget to turn your bathroom scales back 15 pounds Wednesday night at 1 AM for Thanksgiving.
This is misinformation by omission. Vaccines, testing, and treatment are important, but if you are following the science, high quality masks and cleaning the air are important layers of protection too.
This is misinformation by omission. Vaccines, testing, and treatment are important, but if you are following the science, high quality masks and cleaning the air are important layers of protection too.
@_nomadic_soul Would this Jesus still have set me free from the power of sin through his death on the cross? I don’t follow Jesus because of the threat of hell. Jesus removed the threat of hell, therefore I follow Jesus. It’s a life of thanksgiving, not fear.
Your early PSA. I don’t want any misplaced apostrophes this year!
Your early PSA. I don’t want any misplaced apostrophes this year!
Shilel @Shilel346210
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Marcos Belaine @BelaineMarcos
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Call Me Cordelia ✨�.. @courtneyrsexton
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James @greenejamesb
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FederationOutpost1-11 @FederationOP111
78 Followers 62 Following All things Trek. Head to the YouTube channel 🖖 https://t.co/m00aoyQuad
Tim Sture @n111aow
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Keith Simon @KeithSimon_
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KerriCambodia @CambodiaKerri
433 Followers 376 Following Lover people, truth, compassion, and Jesus. I speak Khmer& sign Asl some.I'm momma to 6 grown kids lost a son to CHD. BLM my pronouns are chocolate her-she!😆
Autumn Frey @AutumnFrey
900 Followers 2K Following mom⁴, educator, optimist, master procrastinator, and Oxford comma enthusiast
ebrima Honest sanneh @HonestSanneh
234 Followers 5K Following If you are in a position to help someone, help them. God just might be answering that person's prayer through you 🙏
SODIYA KAREEM OLAMILE.. @pencilgraffix
265 Followers 316 Following Always and forever ❤ A Cinematographer🎥 A photographer 📸
Karen Tryon @karenktryon
70 Followers 199 Following Disciple of Jesus, Wife, Mom to 7, Reforming mind & faith, Travel Advisor, World Wanderer. Cultivator. Abundant life seeker. Semi-foodie. Aspiring writer.
saying BWAHAHAHAHA to.. @BWAAAAHAHAHAHA
344 Followers 4K Following Recovering from trauma by finding peace. Likes dogs and lifting weights. Formerly religious.
Mityana Orphanage Cen.. @HeartsChristCh1
329 Followers 4K Following A home for homeless children's in Uganda. Mission, helping Orphans Send DMs for Support and more details. Gmail [email protected].
RuthEllen 🇮🇱�.. @RuthEAdamson
823 Followers 5K Following Follower of Jesus, Wife of Neil, Mum of two, Grandma of two. (Likes and retweets don’t = agreement)
Paul Norman Jackson @Xaxanadu
387 Followers 1K Following Linguist, carpenter, grandpa of 14, #10--God gets to hold first. Professor of Biblical Studies, 25 years, Union University.
Stephen Jones @stephenmpjones
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Rachael @mrstaylorben
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Rebin Hakim @RebinHakim2
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Salih Jamal @SalihJamal87
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CB @_TheCB4
575 Followers 3K Following expressed_opinions(mine) #ProductManagement #Husband 🏳️🌈 #Father #Coder: #swift #iOS #macOS #nodejs #meanjs he/him #BlackLivesMatter He/Him/His
Parker Williams @parkerwilliams
252 Followers 2K Following Research @ Rivian. Machine learning. Graph Algorithms. Erdős number 3.
Bill Dudney @bdudney
5K Followers 1K Following husband, dad, curious, mountain climber, learner, edu radical, homeschool, apple (he/him)
Sheri Holemon @SheriHolemon
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Kelly Keenan @k311yk33n4n
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Sara Cozad @saracozad
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chatandcut @chatandcutapp
164 Followers 2K Following Jump to the front of the line for airline customer service
Minshariya Aslam @AslamMinshariya
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Anne Apperson @appersona
71 Followers 198 Following Library Media Specialist, wife, mother, and lover of dogs
don delwood @dondelwood
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Ericka @ejsouthcombe
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J'Layne White @JLayneWhite
394 Followers 458 Following Christ follower, creative thinker, innovator, Language Acquisition Specialist, mentor, teacher leader, friend
FocusedPhotographers @focusedphotogs
592 Followers 2K Following Focused Photographers is devoted to providing a dynamic international community for artists, professionals & serious photography enthusiasts to connect & grow.
Ask Citi @AskCiti
40K Followers 24K Following Official US Customer Service @Citi @Citibank. We're here 9am-10pm ET to help our customers. Don’t tweet personal account info. COVID-19 info: https://t.co/SJuZcXndCF
Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
5.1M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle
301K Followers 3K Following Married to @tayloralexypyle / #1 NYT Bestseller: Strange Planet / NYT Bestseller: NYC Basic Tips and Etiquette / formerly @BuzzFeed / I follow Jesus
Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney
14K Followers 2K Following Editor @The_Belladonnas. Writing in The New Yorker, McSweeneys, Gilmore Girls: The Official Cookbook kristenmmm on Insta
Courtney Ellis 🎈 @courtneyellis
12K Followers 4K Following author | pastor | birder | mama | wife to @revdarylellis | Looking Up: A Birder's Guide to Hope Through Grief w @ivpress | host #TheThingWithFeathersPod
Lucy Huber @clhubes
80K Followers 2K Following editor @mcsweeneys Mother of: 👦🏼👶🏼🐈⬛🐈🐠🐌 Writer? Hungry. Tired.
Call Me Cordelia ✨�.. @courtneyrsexton
5K Followers 2K Following and then I forgot about it. UNTIL NOW
PUNS @ThePunnyWorld
658K Followers 5 Following Follow for the most hilarious puns and dad jokes! Not affiliated with any of my tweets.
Half An Onion 🧅 @HalfOnionInABag
549K Followers 16 Following Just here to get more followers than @elonmusk
Marcy G @BunAndLeggings
51K Followers 2K Following parenthood is like a box of chocolates... it's expensive
JRR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh
73K Followers 989 Following concerning hobbits, faith, & pop culture sign up for my LOTR newsletter at https://t.co/k22jTDs8Bj @JokienWTolkien & @HEvangelical admin merch & other socials ⬇️
Katelyn Jetelina @dr_kkjetelina
62K Followers 1K Following Epidemiologist, educator, professor, world traveller, lover of ice cream and the ocean. Mom of 2 under 2. Publisher of Your Local Epidemiologist
Jen Wilkin @jenniferwilkin
45K Followers 189 Following Author and Bible teacher. Advocate for Bible literacy. Co-host of @KnowingFaithPod
American Solidarity P.. @AmSolidarity
19K Followers 3K Following We support a consistent life ethic, economic justice, and environmental stewardship. Pro-life, pro-family, pro-worker. https://t.co/1C33CsOg3P
Arghavan Salles, MD, .. @arghavan_salles
58K Followers 15K Following media contributor | DEI researcher/consultant | speaker | surgeon | feminist | yogini | words at places | views mine | she/her
The Delta Flyers @TheDeltaFlyers
22K Followers 286 Following The Ultimate Star Trek Podcast with actors Terry Farrell, Armin Shimerman, Garrett Wang, and Robert Duncan McNeill https://t.co/2iS5FrCKLt
HannahG @CindersElla
40 Followers 156 Following Parenting a cyborg & still having a life - it's not impossible, right?
Knowing Faith @KnowingFaithPod
4K Followers 36 Following We believe the Bible is for everyone. Come join the conversation. A podcast hosted by @kyleworley, @jenniferwilkin, and @jt_english.
California Governor @CAgovernor
305K Followers 290 Following Office of the 40th Governor of California, Gavin Newsom. Building a Golden State for all.
California Department.. @CAPublicHealth
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Sam Liccardo @sliccardo
36K Followers 2K Following Silicon Valley cheerleader. Running for Congress (CA 16). Despite being 60% water, I’m a big eater. Cycling geek. Better half: @kohl_garcia. He/Him.
County of Santa Clara.. @HealthySCC
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HappyHollowPark&Zoo @HHPZoo
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SF Earthquakes @QuakesSF
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City of San José @CityofSanJose
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cor.. @AOC
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Stargate Now @StargateNow
22K Followers 6K Following Fans of the Stargate television franchise united to show our support for more. Google Drive: : https://t.co/vp41vn0FEY YouTube Tutorial: https://t.co/D705iHrmxL
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Teryl Rothery @terylrothery
27K Followers 152 Following Actor,dancer, teacher, and mother. And being a mother?.....priceless!! Vancouver, B.C.
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Michael Shanks @MichaelShanks
109K Followers 265 Following I’m sorry, that just happens to be the way I FEEL about it….
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Claudia Christian @ClaudiaLives
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Malala Yousafzai @Malala
2.0M Followers 699 Following Still just a girl who wants to learn. Youngest-ever Nobel laureate, co-founder @malalafund and president of Extracurricular Productions
Evan McMullin 🇺�.. @EvanMcMullin
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Mordor National Park @MordorNPS
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Chris Anderson @ChrisAnderson24
48 Followers 95 Following
Jay Y. Kim @jaykimthinks
3K Followers 607 Following I serve + pastor @ WestGate Church | I speak + write words sometimes #ListenListenSpeak #AnalogChristian #AnalogChurch
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Parker Williams @parkerwilliams
252 Followers 2K Following Research @ Rivian. Machine learning. Graph Algorithms. Erdős number 3.
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Sheri Holemon @SheriHolemon
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Bill Dudney @bdudney
5K Followers 1K Following husband, dad, curious, mountain climber, learner, edu radical, homeschool, apple (he/him)
Kelly Keenan @k311yk33n4n
309 Followers 147 FollowingMy 3yo recently got back into Puffin Rock and it’s been a blessing on this house
My kids just agreed that we should make it a house rule that you have to answer a riddle every time you enter a room, so I would like a new place to live please.
This morning my 5 yr old boy was watching me put on mascara. He was clearly fascinated by what I was doing. He asked why I was doing it. I said because I like it and it makes me feel pretty. He then said, “I want to wear makeup too”. Now, this is where some insane mothers these…
@TlvtVan @branthansen “I looked through this and it reminded me of you, so I knew you’d love it.”
@ValerieJay16 Sorry this happened to you. If you need a SF Bay Area Covid safe dentist, DM me
@sewistwrites My first thought is that this somehow involves or is related to a head of lettuce, a fox, a rabbit, and something that can only hold 2 of these items at once..
@GlennCraven Two babies looking at the camera at the same time.
Life hacks other busy parents might appreciate: 1. At the start of each school year I try and find a friendly mom in the class and ask her if I can Venmo her some cash to cover all teacher gifts, random supply requests, and pitching in for parties. Then I can mostly ignore the…
@BGatesIsaPyscho Did you know that this path was manipulated by impulse devices placed strategically at various locations across the moon's surface by NASA under the auspices of the Apollo program?
One thing I really appreciate about 90s-00s CCM is that they weren’t afraid to ask the tough questions like: -What would Jesus do? -What if I Stumble? -What if I Fall? -This is your life. Are you who you want to be? - I am understood? -Deliriou5? -Where is my hairbrush?
I am unapologetically Democrat. I am also unapologetically pro-life. I believe the Bible, even the parts some folks would think I am crazy for believing. The idea that a person cannot be both a Christian and a Democrat is HERESY that adds conditions other than faith to salvation.
Our daughter performed a monologue for drama class today. The teacher asked her if she could unmask so she could watch her facial expressions. Daughter explained that she only unmasked outdoors. The class went outside to watch her perform. Inclusivity is possible if people care
Reading way above my grade level didn’t get me as far in life as I had hoped
I found this on @sheilagregoire's blog post (Link in thread): "I’m blunt with premarital couples: If you’re not willing to commit yourself to having sex with this person two to three times a week for the rest of your life, don’t get married." Kevin Leman Sheet Music 🧵 1/13)
@tiredkiwinurse @kiwi_kali ugh, sorry to hear it - hope you get repaired soon!
One of my more controversial mom opinions is that I hate 1000 Hours Outside. I do not want to turn fun time that my kids enjoy the outside into a neurotic chore.
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