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the plan? form an alliance between college administrators, local police, and congressional republicans to physically brutalize and legally jeopardize students and faculty.
You need to be dilettantemaxxing. You need to be dabbling in various fields and pursuits. Half-heartedly exploring beekeeping. Reading the first two chapters of a physics textbook. Knitting 2/3 of a glove. You need to be abandoning projects
Someone else brought this up elsewhere, but the same Texas cops that cowered for 50 mins while little kids were being murdered in Uvalde now show up all tough with rifles and body armor to arrest unarmed college kids.
Someone else brought this up elsewhere, but the same Texas cops that cowered for 50 mins while little kids were being murdered in Uvalde now show up all tough with rifles and body armor to arrest unarmed college kids.
oh man
in a lot of ways marcel proust is france's lena dunham
cancelling my freshman roommate's financial aid because he puked on my bed one time
cancelling my freshman roommate's financial aid because he puked on my bed one time
it is, as always, very funny to be at yale when yale discourse is happening. bunch of undergrads shut down one intersection. literally the calmest protest i've ever seen in my dang life lol. please everyone chill the fuck out.
i think there are two bullshit narratives going on: one that there is zero antisemitism ever expressed at these protests and that's just an establishment lie, and two, that there's some kind of modern day nazi rally going on at columbia and woke SA troopers are after jews
Is Tesla inflating odometer to show more range, ding lessors with over miles and duck repairs under warranty? As I return my leased Model Y I noticed the odometer is off by 20% vs my Lexus RZ. Turns out other Tesla owners have a similar concern. Is Musk gaming the Tesla odometer?
Is Tesla inflating odometer to show more range, ding lessors with over miles and duck repairs under warranty? As I return my leased Model Y I noticed the odometer is off by 20% vs my Lexus RZ. Turns out other Tesla owners have a similar concern. Is Musk gaming the Tesla odometer? https://t.co/h4BB0iiar6
Yale protest is v. chill in case you think NHV has devolved into anarchy
couldn't happen to a nicer guy
couldn't happen to a nicer guy
lol okay
this never fails to absolutely crack me up
this never fails to absolutely crack me up
Many convos in this zone are: If Republicans can achieve [thing that can be done easily by conservative judges], why can’t Democrats do [thing that requires 2/3 of states ratifying a change to the constitution]?
[to the tune of Creep] i’m a guy i am normal
boring answer but i know who i am
boring answer but i know who i am https://t.co/8aRslwctTl
death spiral
Hear me out:
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he’s so close to getting it
Watched MICHAEL CLAYTON today for the first time in a while . For a film that got seven Oscar nominations, it still feels undercelebrated. That thing is a mean, lean, brutally-efficient and cold-blooded miracle.
I got that dog in me (Kristi Noem is trying to kill me)
no thanks
Aaron Sorkin is writing a movie about January 6. Described as a quasi-sequel to ‘The Social Network’ that follows the rise of misinformation-for-profit online that may have led to January 6. (Source: @MattBelloni)
Lots to enjoy here but my favorite thing is all the cops wearing Seattle police badges that are haphazardly covering up other badges already sewn into the uniforms
Check out this THR exclusive clip of #CashOut starring John Travolta, Kristin Davis, Lukas Haas, and Quavo. In theaters, on digital and on demand on April 26th.
should i spend $30 on a baby-safe keffiyeh
SCOTUS is creating a lot of work for itself here since they'll need to come up with the argument for why all these immunities for presidents don't apply to Democrats.
What are you doing
It’s not that hard to figure out why someone white would have an Asian last name.
You need to be dilettantemaxxing. You need to be dabbling in various fields and pursuits. Half-heartedly exploring beekeeping. Reading the first two chapters of a physics textbook. Knitting 2/3 of a glove. You need to be abandoning projects
As GOP Reps. Johnson, Foxx, Malliotakis, D'Esposito, and Lawler leave Columbia, a voice bellows: "That's right get the fuck out of here.” Crowd cheers. All 5 Reps have had no issue with Israeli forces killing 34,000 people in Palestine or Trump's friendliness with antisemitism.
Guys. What are we doing here? I really do not think a student protest of ~100 people warrants the Speaker of the House sending status reports to the President. We are making a generational mistake of continuing to feed into Columbia University's sense of importance.
Speaking at Columbia (and getting frequently interrupted by chants of “free Palestine”) Speaker Mike Johnson says he met with the school’s President, faculty and Jewish students. “My intention is to call President Biden after we leave here and share with him what we have seen.”
grown up in WHAT
A generation that has grown up in peace and prosperity jonesing for the rush of having their own version of the 1960s, and looking desperately to shoehorn every cause into a replay of what they think their boomer grandparents were doing
i think we're all glossing over the most important detail of 4'33" which is that John Cage is Nic Cage's father
Our department just issued rules to protect people from hidden airline fees and to require airlines to give passengers automatic cash refunds when owed. No more having to fend for yourself and jump through hoops to get your money back—airlines will have to automatically do this.
The guy on that bike probably felt like he was in a John Woo movie for a second
Two Household Cavalry horses, including one soaked with blood, run loose in central London after throwing their military riders during their morning exercise, April 2024.
Kept waiting and waiting for someone to write about polyamory, but nobody else seemed interested so I did it myself yalereview.org/article/brandy…
Anyways, I don’t even know where to start, but at the premiere of 4’33” in 1952, you couldn’t hear birds chirping either because people in the audience stood up and started yelling at him to get the hell out of town, which Cage quite enjoyed.
Very rarely do I get to pull a “I wrote a book on this subject and you are very mistaken” card, but the moment has arrived.
‘the protests are robbing my Columbia students of listening to John Cage’s 4’33, the piece of music that is explicitly designed to force you to listen to…what’s around you.’ absolutely perfect
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