dumb adult @__papa_
just plain bad. proud misandrist Joined July 2022-
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Dudes on construction sites just be moaning
cool video kate middleton. this is actually how you should announce you have cancer
cool video kate middleton. this is actually how you should announce you have cancer
just got off the phone with the doctor. he said i have testicular cancer because it only occurs in dudes with “absolute hammers for schlongs”. does anyone know what this means
damn someone is def hitting the royal family with that cancer gun
My parents have zero immune system to standard media propaganda. Theyre hyper vulnerable to AI genned voices and images. What am I going to have no immune system against
Yall just be missing easy layups…
This makes the photoshop debacle even funnier tbh
This makes the photoshop debacle even funnier tbh
Ironic that communists acted like people are lazy for ordering doordash & not wanting to cook 3x a day for the rest of their lives when being a communist means acknowledging we are made for community which means cooking for each other
dune appeals to the male fantasy because at its core, it is a story about a guy who has a lot of cool nicknames
Lawyers when you ask them any question
Just watched a tiktok of a girl literally SOBBING hysterically because her tax person told her she owes $18,000 in taxes on $100,00k freelance income and I kinda need to know who her tax person is because that sounds like the deal of a century lmao
You can drive 84 hours in France and still be in France. The American mind cannot comprehend this
You can drive 84 hours in France and still be in France. The American mind cannot comprehend this https://t.co/alTaKPVcRI
the attractive men are not on dating apps they are on TWITTER!
the attractive men are not on dating apps they are on TWITTER!
you have to meet people where they’re at, not where you’d like them to be
It’s for when your wife asks you to buy her a treat on the way back from work
It’s for when your wife asks you to buy her a treat on the way back from work
This is what it’s like engaging in any Twitter discourse
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i’m confused about everyone feeling like an asshole about the kate middleton jokes because like? did everyone actually not think she had a serious medical issue?? i thought we all knew she had to be very ill and everyone was making jokes about it anyway….
@nazzobetweeting lol right I always thought it was some medical procedure
Are these short enough @__papa_ ?
cool video kate middleton. this is actually how you should announce you have cancer
just got off the phone with the doctor. he said i have testicular cancer because it only occurs in dudes with “absolute hammers for schlongs”. does anyone know what this means
just got off the phone with the doctor. he said i have testicular cancer because it only occurs in dudes with “absolute hammers for schlongs”. does anyone know what this means
damn someone is def hitting the royal family with that cancer gun
it’s because i bought my flower seeds the other day isn’t it. got too hasty. wanted it too bad
Just as I was about to leave the house I got a notification that my brother sent me some money. So I called him to ask about it and he said he remembered that I wasn’t working and told me to go buy some weed
@__papa_ i’m gonna have twins named fahrenheit and celsius and they’re gonna know which one is the favorite child right off the bat
“we” boy shut the fuck up
last night this italian guy was telling me how we’re going to have a ton of babies together one day and i was just like “omg my sister’s name is Zia so our babies will have to call her Zia Zia!”
i am so happy to see other people have the same gripe. let’s gripe *together*
it’s like we need to endlessly justify our silly enjoyments in the grand scene of Society for Serious Reasons and not to extrapolate this to other discourse, but it’s why the doordash and other topics on here are so over the top, no one has security in their interests anymore
the attractive men are not on dating apps they are on TWITTER!
The attractive men are not on dating apps they are at the airport!!
Leo Moon
I get a kick out of this dog. She loves her some her. Someone gave her fairy’s wings and now she’s a fairy princess with a purse.
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