trash, but make it fashion 🦝✨ @ElleArmageddon
Several anxious raccoons in a trench coat posing as a senior director of security eng. Be gay, delete prod. they/them/themme fatale/m’theydy oaklandelle@gmail blog.totallynotmalware.net Oakland, CA Joined October 2011-
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just bumping this because liz still needs help. 🖤
just bumping this because liz still needs help. 🖤
hey y’all. i’m really, really not here, but someone i love a whole bunch is going through an absolutely hellish time, and if folks can help them eke out even a modicum of stability, i’d be eternally grateful. gofund.me/013c1412
*takes a hit off a joint* “Brains are too wet to catch fire, right?”
“If I make my employees sleep in the office, I no longer have to worry about paying them enough to afford rent!” I exclaim, delighted by my own innovative brilliance.
“WORK MORE HARDCORE!” I scream at my dwindling staff as I simultaneously define a more and more outlandish product vision while explaining none of their jobs are safe, and they will not be paid for their work. I am a very Serious, Highly Successful Businessman.
(reminder that i am not really here, and am more generally available on bluesky, via email, or on linkedin.)
genuinely love that the impression i leave on former colleagues is that the thought “elle would have concerns about this…” pops into their minds when they see dodgy security choices out in the world.
genuinely love that the impression i leave on former colleagues is that the thought “elle would have concerns about this…” pops into their minds when they see dodgy security choices out in the world.
some people have never participated in a cake fight, and it shows. 🙄
some people have never participated in a cake fight, and it shows. 🙄
punk's not dead but reagan, thatcher, and fucking kissinger are
happy henry kissinger death day to all who celebrate!!!
i once again have invite codes for the other app for mutuals who want to be there instead of (or in addition to) here. feel free to dm. 🖤
I have bunch bluesky invite codes that I want to give to BIPOC, we need to diversify the platform. If your interested please leave a reply. And please retweet.
still have a handful of invite codes for the other app, for mutuals. DM if you still need one!
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Does anyone know any white boys with incredible swag
gonna build one of these in case the hummingbirds try to steal my sugar water again this spring
View from the turret of an anti-drone technical in Ukrainian service, sporting four KPV 14.5mm heavy machine guns and a thermal sight.
If you think the phenomenon of cringe old men yelling about antifa clearly without even remote understanding the recent history, theory, practice, or arguments of antifascists in the US is confined to conservatives -- alas -- there's some anarchists you should know about.
If you are in a position to help, please consider doing so.
hey y’all. i’m really, really not here, but someone i love a whole bunch is going through an absolutely hellish time, and if folks can help them eke out even a modicum of stability, i’d be eternally grateful. gofund.me/013c1412
if you spent your whole life doing nothing but smelling flowers and looking at sunsets and eating fruit, that sounds like a great existence and you shouldn’t feel bad about it
don’t let your legacy be “over-educated former gifted kid who ended up leaving no impact”
This sums up my relationship with @leanrum . #GoTeamVenture
@ElleArmageddon You remain a very stable Business Genius
@ElleArmageddon we’ve never been coworkers and your concerns live rent free in my brain 💕
perplexity is pretty great in copilot mode. I did find myself switching between it and chatgpt (w/ gpt-4) to get a better explanation of various concepts. i’m unsure if i’d get better results with perplexity pro.
classic “@ElleArmageddon has concerns” moment
@ElleArmageddon Cake fights always remind me of this classic bittersweet reddit post:
@ElleArmageddon I have been in a cake fight and it was in uniform and it's some of the most wonderful chaos I've ever known
@ElleArmageddon Once started a food fight with Jello and Banana Pudding.