Drunkle Jesse @WindRiverII
tradish 🪶but not that sacred (Points with lips) ober derr Joined November 2012-
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Been lil over a year since my brother in law passed @SteveRyanComedy So I will repost one of his most liked posts that made buzzfeed Reddit amongst others
Got bit by a brown recluse spider last week, still no spider man powers like @TobeyMaguire or Andrew Garfield or @TomHolland1996 or @shameikmoore just webslinging from my nose…could cover the whole spiderverse with it
Every girl says they want to date a funny guy right up until we start making jokes about your crystals.
It finally happened. I was at a gas station and a girl paid with her Apple Watch and said “hope this works, sometimes it’s pointless” The cashier said “I saw a funny meme about a guy trying to use an Apple Watch and he got yelled at by an old man.” Nobody wanted my autograph.
You say: "Why would you choose the crowded Fourth of July wknd to go to Chinatown and search for that little shop they bought Gizmo from and make gremlins? I say: "Mogwai not?"
Was telling a friend I was having drinks at "Schroeders" , my phone auto corrects to "Schrodingers cat" so now I'm not sure if I'm really drunk in this bar or not...
Most credit cards have blackout dates, but not Discover card. They offer no blackouts! Thanks, Discover, now when I use you on a night on the town, I remember everything!
Yay today I got a blue check mark Or maybe it’s 4/20
Since the Beastie Boys are trending…
My dog talks in his sleep! Sounds like he said: "humans fetch for me!" and "I caught my tail once!" #LETSLEEPINGDOGSLIE
I love doing It, in the rain… My Pennywise needs some work but my John Ritter is pretty good...
Went to IKEA yesterday, thought it'd be easy to get around that store, until I saw David Bowie and Hoggle Because....it's a Labyrinth #MoreLikeBowieHasTheHoggle
I’ve been having a an issue of reposting “memories” from Facebook to Twitter, only jokes. The reception is not as well. But what do I expect from 100 people who hearted/cried emoji over some roadkill I found and said: “He’s in a better place now”
Taco Bell messed up my lunch order, so they only charged me half price! And as always, the after lunch diarrhea they give you is free of charge
We’ve all had a Marco Rubio in our lives…and we placated them, allowed ourselves to be be fooled. For me personally I enjoyed the elaborate lies even though I knew it was wrong. But my best friend Carl Sagan just told me yesterday that you hit first hit hard
Breaking: xerox copies of Trumps butt found in Mar-a-lago #AssifiedDocuments
its weird to ask friends whats funny thru a text, just to tell said joke to other friends that joke in person. and then have the audacity to google your joke. like i need a notary to stamp my "off the cusp joke"
Jokes on you @elonmusk I just paid $25 to be verified on AOL Instant Messenger.
ZenZoom @ZenZoom165785
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LisaDomina @LisaDom93161739
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⛈Aaron Scott⛈🌩.. @WagonBurner7126
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inappropriate mom @nicfit75
22K Followers 5K Following Mad Libs champ. I’m only here to post memes for my friend, Jess.
ChetterBugg @w_T_eff_NOW
170 Followers 660 Following If we're stuck on this ship and it's sinking, we might as well have a parade. Let's refuse to live & learn, & insist on the impossible. -FTHC
wait, we might be cuz.. @MightBeCuzins
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Round House Galleries @RoundHouse_Art
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Raven 🪶 @quoth_the_rave
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Michelle Burton @ChrisO6501
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Pris - Champion of Eq.. @pris_666
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Cabdifatax Asad @CabdifataxAsad
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Davie Norwood🎀 @DavieNorwood
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Abby Rush 🍉 @abbylorierush
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char lotte a @charles_oaf
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Carrie Sauer @carriesauer
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Aníbal Tornés Blanc.. @AnibalTornes
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Dream Lester @dream_lester
350 Followers 1K Following Crazy about Jesus....Saved my life...wanna love on and point people to Him!
Rhea Bhatia @rbhatiaaa
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Adolph Fischer @AdolphFischer
103 Followers 679 Following No theocracy, No oligarchy, No aristocracy, No monarchy, No plutocracy, No fascism
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Ryan Klinkhammer @RyanKlink7
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Kevin C. Sullivan @KevinCSullivan
402 Followers 3K Following Family Man • Grandpa x10 • Latter-Day Saint • Defense Atty • Utah Jazz • Utah Utes • UWYO • KC Royals • Has-Been Cop • ANTI-FAcist • Black Lives do Matter.
Shawn Telford @ShawnTelford
705 Followers 2K Following Procrastinator, filmmaker, father, former Sonics fan currently known as Shawn.
Linda☮️ @Im_a_Helper
630 Followers 1K Following Professional Volunteer, Caregiver&Advocate, I grow things...gardens, strong women, pets, my own mind....
FBomb @fowls12
447 Followers 2K Following Reality advocate. Lover of spicy margaritas and objective facts. I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
Moogie McGoo @moogiemcgoo
216 Followers 3K Following Bass elder. Screaming into my heart. Enough already. Zan, zendegi, azadi. 🇺🇦🌻
Gretchen Raab @GretchenRaab
511 Followers 4K Following Retired Library Director. Collector of things. Caretaker of old house on the corner.
Andrew Shaw @ajshaw77
1 Followers 300 Following I don't post on Twitter. Do yourself a favour and don't follow me.
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Not Taylor Tomlinson @taylortomlinson
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H0W_THlNGS_W0RK @HowThingsWork_
2.1M Followers 8K Following The Official How Things Work page. Tech,AI,Art,Science & loads more. Also all the best news & viral content from around the globe.
Dr. Melinda Adams @Scholar_Melinda
20K Followers 600 Following Asst. Prof @UnivofKansas | Apache Environmental Scientist |@NASEMFordFellow | @MellonFdn & @SwitzerNetwork Alumni @ucdavis my views
sinéad @imkuuhkirih
2K Followers 2K Following panámniik karu sahvúrum ni’áramsip. mama. artist. writer. from the river to the sea.
Jason Momoa @PrideOfGypsiesJ
66K Followers 11 Following BLACK WOLF CO. American Actor, Model, Director, Writer and Producer. (Coming Soon #Aquaman 2018) Jason Momoa Official Page
water and a trash bag @ksd_18
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Reservation Dogs @RezDogsFX
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⛈Aaron Scott⛈🌩.. @WagonBurner7126
1K Followers 3K Following Winnebago tribal member .WhiteBeaver Family. Ho chunk. Thunder clan wakaja . Assimilation camp survivor .my pronouns are Broke /poor.
Johnnie Jae aka The B.. @johnniejae
19K Followers 4K Following Founder/Editor of @tribecalledgeek and @Grim_Native. Co-Founder of LiveIndigenousOK & Not Your Mascots.
CeeJay Johnson-Yellow.. @AdriftAlchemist
7K Followers 1K Following Dakota/Lakota (Ft. Peck) • Lingít (Sheet'ká Kwáan) 🌱 Just an auntie tryna make the world a better place for the nieces/nephews 🌱 Panzer’s madre
Dave Attell @attell
433K Followers 430 Following Upcoming Dates: https://t.co/7c9wAcxa4c #HotCrossBuns now streaming on Netflix!
Linz is Veri.fied @LinzMarie3
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Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings
1.4M Followers 1K Following WHITNEY CUMMINGS: JOKES is now streaming on Netflix. New BIG BABY tour dates on sale at https://t.co/KneKHPWO3z. Good For You podcast.
Jim Norton @JimNorton
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Jeopardy! @Jeopardy
348K Followers 440 Following What is ... the official #Jeopardy! Twitter account?
Similiterate @MsLandauReads
391 Followers 140 Following I like reading and science and collective action and the Nats. she/her
Valley Boys Podcast @valleyboyspod
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Dave Weasel @DaveWeasel
502K Followers 18K Following 5x Billboard comedy chart topper. IG: daveweasel @valleyboyspod "verified since September 2016" don't come at me
Altcoin Gems & NFT Up.. @NFTaltcoingems
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Jon Stewart @jonstewart
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Natalie Cuomo @NatalieCuomo
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251 Followers 122 Following hope you like bad girls bc I’m bad at everything 🖤NSFW (18+) here’s the link ur dying for
wait, we might be cuz.. @MightBeCuzins
3K Followers 3K Following From Ft Peck Rez - Dakota & Nakoda. He/Him and Cis (deal with it). Lives in NJ. I eavesdrop on authors who tweet.
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Kate Collins @kateanncollins
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Round House Galleries @RoundHouse_Art
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Nen @niibidoon
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Update: just got word that Kivalina has power back! WOOOHOOOOO! sounds like only one injury has been reported (possibly one more by an aid worker) thank you so much Creator, cause a lot of us know this could have ended up much worse and it didn’t ❤️🙌🏼❤️🙌🏼❤️
Alfred P. Sloan Foundation University Program Director 🤓🌿👩🏽🔬 was honored w this title today in the first National gathering of Native M.S/PhDs in STEM
@EleanorMcArthu4 Who said anyone stole a name? The Chiefs represent white people cosplaying Natives, it's just a fact
I HATE beadwork,shells and ribbons printed on fabric and turned into mass produced clothing. We’re taught how to make things by hand bcuz those methods hold lessons. They hold love and intention and a richness you can’t find anywhere else but in the gifts left by our ancestors.
For Halloween I’m going to dress up as John Wayne and fight any white person dressed up as an ndn
When a stranger changes in front of you, they’re either interested or you’re friend zoned. It’s hard to tell from this tree.
Always appreciate the opportunity to educate people willing to learn about Native Americans!
Why is Tiffany Haddish chasing shakira down & shakira tryna escape😭
Never In my life did I think I'd hear Taylor swift sunbaenim 😭😭
Dillon Amphitheater. I’m digging this venue.
@deetuck92 The last thing I’m worrying about is indigenous people saying mean things lol. Get real.
My Ponca ancestor Chief Standing Bear was the first Native American to win civil rights in 1879. They had to beg an attorney to help them. It is cool to be able to put his stamp on my envelopes because them not having an attorney in 1879 was a big reason I became one in 2010
On this day in 1924, Congress granted universal citizenship to Native Americans. The U.S. had basically rendered Native people stateless persons with no rights for the century prior, so it is important to see the forced citizenship as part of the destruction of Indigenous nations
It’s ironic his new comedy movie is called #TheMachine because that’s exactly what my buddy @bertkreischer has become as he’s working his ass off to promote it - a f*cking MACHINE! Wishing you all the success in the world this weekend at the box office brother!! I’m rooting you…
Here’s a #TeremanaToast to my friend @TheRock. You take me through your workout and I’ll take you through my cheat day #TheMACHINE x #TheROCK
I was fortunate enough to get a private screening of the film, Killers of the Flower Moon earlier this month. Having been marginally released from my NDA with the premiere of the film today at Cannes, I have a few thoughts.
“Religion is for people who’re afraid of going to hell. Spirituality is for those who’ve already been there.” — Vine Deloria Jr., Standing Rock Sioux Tribe,
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