mitchfatel @mitchfatel
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Moth vs Comic, epic showdown, not to be missed! (trigger warning: violence towards bug...who deserved it)
Why are you so lonely? I've got the cure #badgirls
Friday my new special Bad Girls will drop on YouTube. Watch it and love it or you are a douchebag. #truth
It's finally happening. No more wondering "What happened to that guy?" My new and first special in 10 years is finally coming out on youtube. This Friday youtu.be/mV_mqyqcUjQ Hit the notify me button...to be...notified.
91 years old! This is our new Betty White. Like this post if you want this legend to live to a hundred. #clint
Two shows tonight in Carson City, Nevada @CasinoFandango few tickets still available and after party at my room includes free lap dance from me. (One dance per ticket stub)
NJ! I’ll be playing @UNCLEVINNIESCC on April 14-15. Can’t wait to see you there. Unclevinniescomedyclub.com
Come see me be funny at the Carson Fandango in Carson City, NV this Saturday. Many laughs will be had and I'm available for private massages following the shows. tix.com/ticket-sales/f…
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@mitchfatel Nah why'd u delete that tweet. 😭😤 I only thought creepiness like that existed in movies when they need to make the good boyfriend look even better. That comment of yours was perviness of comic book proportions.
"Does this chicken taste fishy? " * Apologies in advance for this tweet. I should be better than this 🙏🏻 #Shame
Cherry tomatoes rock!! Grape tomatoes can suck my balls. Bring the hate but you know I'm right and someone has to say it.
They're fighting over misappropriating funds to Ukraine. This is the kind of shit that happens when we get involved in other countries conflicts 😢 #UkraineRussiaWar
They're fighting over misappropriating funds to Ukraine. This is the kind of shit that happens when we get involved in other countries conflicts 😢 #UkraineRussiaWar
If you miss this show you will get gonorrhea. Don't get gonorrhea. Gonorrhea is not funny. Mitch is.
If you miss this show you will get gonorrhea. Don't get gonorrhea. Gonorrhea is not funny. Mitch is.
If you're going to get a tattoo you should get something original like a random Asian word or saying. I've never seen that before.
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Roseanne Barr responds to John Goodman's bullsh!t. The entire cast of the show Roseanne should be ashamed of themselves. Without Roseanne they'd all be a hell of a lot poorer yet they all could not wait to turn on her when media lied & tried to destroy her.
@mitchfatel Hey man, if you're ever near the Southeast and need a feature act, holler at me.
@mitchfatel About time! I bought your “Mitch is magical” special years ago and I still watch it every once in a while! I got to say, I still love the Super Re****o bit!!
im torn on the issue of abortion on the one hand its killing a baby on the other its a liberals baby
I know the tempting thing for people to do is to dunk on this chick, but maybe we should take a minute and think about how profoundly sad this is. The insane Covid hysterics not only robbed people of years of their lives but they stole their ability to think.
@mitchfatel @mugshawtys Worth as much as...
@mitchfatel @harryjsisson Why? Is that also a side effect of the Covid vaccines?
@mitchfatel @jakeshieldsajj They can still hear/feel her walking from miles away though
There is no difference.
@mitchfatel @mugshawtys Effort is everything. Solid B from me!
@Out_Here_Tradin @mitchfatel @Riley_Gaines_ @SFSU So you were wrong and you're angry at us because you were wrong? Make it make sense
@Out_Here_Tradin @mitchfatel @Riley_Gaines_ @SFSU Nah I read it as him supporting Riley
BREAKING: Another active shooter scenario is being played out in Louisville, but we won’t know if the bad guy is the shooter or THE GUN until we find out the race/gender/sexual preference of the perp.
NYC has a brand. After an argument in a smoke shop a guy pulled a gun and shot twice killing another man.