Dr. William Weir @WilliamWeirHere
I'm a cunt and usually tweet filth, utter bollocks or a mixture of the 2. Childish and sweary. Not a doctor but I'll take a look. Lancashire, England Joined February 2022-
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If every person on earth submerged themselves in the oceans, sea levels would rise by 0.006mm, about the width of a human hair.
And heaven knows I am miserable now.....
We are. Extremely simple creatures. Show me a fire, the moon or tits and I'm primative and happy.
We are. Extremely simple creatures. Show me a fire, the moon or tits and I'm primative and happy.
Fucking done him right in the kipper 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fucking done him right in the kipper 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"My last rolo?".
Fucking poor as fuck from Spurs. They played great for the last 30 mins yet for the previous hour did fuck all. Can't understand it. They obviously had it in their locker. #TOTARS
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Skye was born deaf, but like all dogs, she enjoys the words "let's go for a walk", in a language that she understands. (themilestwins IG)
Seems there's a lot of confusion with Manchester United fans regarding why it wasn't a penalty yesterday for handball. Here, I've made you a comparison so you can see the massive difference in arm position. You're welcome.
Seems there's a lot of confusion with Manchester United fans regarding why it wasn't a penalty yesterday for handball. Here, I've made you a comparison so you can see the massive difference in arm position. You're welcome. https://t.co/vPhgBaM7rt
Unbelievable. I first met Scott some 30 years ago. One of a handful of “openly gay” comedians, who paved the way for so many others…& now he’s got to deal with THIS nonsense ? Don’t go back in the closet, @scottcapurro (it wouldn’t work 🤣😉) Keep on keeping on. ❤️
Unbelievable. I first met Scott some 30 years ago. One of a handful of “openly gay” comedians, who paved the way for so many others…& now he’s got to deal with THIS nonsense ? Don’t go back in the closet, @scottcapurro (it wouldn’t work 🤣😉) Keep on keeping on. ❤️
Fucking hell fire 37 mins played and it's already game over. Arsenal are fucking ravenous. #TOTARS
We need judges and laws like that over here. Desperately.
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If every person on earth submerged themselves in the oceans, sea levels would rise by 0.006mm, about the width of a human hair.
This is a bit alarming . . .
This is absolutely brilliant. ✍️@OldRoberts953, whose book 'Gay Shame: The Rise of Gender Ideology and the New Homophobia' I just bought. spiked-online.com/2024/04/28/mee…
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