Wall Street Oasis @WallStreetOasis
🐒 The largest and most entertaining community for careers in #finance. #Investmentbanking #privateequity #hedgefund linktr.ee/wallstreetoasi… Midtown | Mayfair Joined March 2008-
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yeah... doesn't work that way bud (unless you're golfing with the MD)
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last one is really impressive, I know someone who did it
think you'll enjoy that $40 dinner stipend without extra work?
Should've joined WSO academy 😎 #investmentbanking #wallstreet #financecareers
"don't smile, don't smile, don't smile... assert dominance"
I always copy their name and paste it back without formatting because sometimes there’s an umlaut and I just can’t deal with that right now.
Co-worker gave me a mouse pad...
Would you give him a return offer? 🤔 #investmentbanking #wallstreet #financecareers
What else are we forgetting? 🥃 Let us know in the comments! #investmentbanking #wallstreet #financecareers
Share your answers in the comments below! 👇 #investmentbanking #wallstreet #interviewquestions
When your parents are in the 1%, but your bank account is in the negative 😐 #investmentbanking #wallstreet #financecareer
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the only true answer, you shouldn't be placing order limits --> BREAK INTO HIGH FINANCE and maximize shareholder value!
Thoughts? 🤨 #investmentbanking #wallstreet #financecareers
Can you tackle this brain teaser from @GoldmanSachs? 🤔 #investmentbanking #wallstreet #interviewquestions
Moral of the story: marry a billionaire's daughter... #investmentbanking #wallstreet #financecareers
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Not sure who made this but wildly accurate!
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Venture Capitalists adding value:
CFO has this, congrats you're gonna be rich CFO has Macbook, you are going to jail
you know you’re working with a 0.5xer when he pulls out one of these
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Currently reading this 👇🏻 What are you reading?
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@WallStreetOasis You take one out of a box label it correctly, then the opposite two have to be switched and you just switch the labels.
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