True Apple NPP @TrueNPP
Truly anonymous Net Promotor for our People feedback for Apple Employees Joined November 2013-
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@LindaLominger I keep a pair of scissors at my desk and often think “It would be a shame if anything happened to my Ethernet cable.” As things get worse throughout the day (and they always do), my focus shifts from the Ethernet cable to the fiber cable.
@genius_raw @DisgruntledGeni @choco_bit I’m going to assume that was quite a while ago lol Xerox split from Conduent at the beginning of 2017 haha
@DisgruntledGeni @choco_bit I’ve had so many angry customers that have gone to the Apple store to have their watch swapped to learn that it needs to be shipped and they could have just set it up from home
@DisgruntledGeni @choco_bit No arguments there. The T2 advisors are even worse.
@janeaaplseed That if you call the store phone number and say the word “manager,” you’ll automatically be routed directly to that store.
@Creative_Rants As cool as it sounds, imagine someone having a phone repaired and having to see how badly some technicians repair phones.
@janeaaplseed @BigRedFruitShop You know how a joke isn’t funny when you have to explain it? I now suggest removing that from the list haha
Some suggestions that I’d like to see added to the #BigRedFruitStand “Reply All: I’m sorry, I think you have the wrong person” “Full Boat Captain” “Dealing with Ambiguity” @BigRedFruitShop
@janeaaplseed @BigRedFruitShop Well damn, I wish I had something super crazy, but I figured it was more of an inside joke. At least 10 years ago, Specialists in our market would compete to see how many “full boat” sales they would get. Full Boat = Mac, APP, .Mac, One-to-one, and Pro Care
I just found this site and feel obligated to share one of the shirts from @BigRedFruitShop. I think my favorite is the #SessionDuration shirt. bit.ly/brfs-feedback
@Rasta4i77 Retail @ Home is just a program where retail employees are helping assist Apple Care since most stores are limited on store hours and occupancy. Fundamentally there’s no difference between the advisors, but Retail @ Home is a group employers fillling in as Apple Care basically.
Questions for anyone that works at Apple Care full-time (not Retail@Home): 1. How long were you in each role before progressing? 2. Is that progression considered a promotion? 3. If yes: do you see a compensation increase? If no: when do you? #applecare #retailathome
@LindaLominger @shookdahouse I know of someone that was let go, but I think he was actually taking advantage of the situation
Many people stayed home and got paid to play video games. I offered to assist Apple Care in March, turning into a minimum year-long experience, progressing into a Senior Advisor role, and yet still making less than T1. I’m just really starting to feel under-appreciated.
@texpertprobs @probepolitely @30minute15 @manyfacedgod47 It depends on your location pay scale. When we had the battery program, I recall the visiting advisors telling me their starting rate which was $1-2 more than I was making as a Genius
@texpertprobs @30minute15 @manyfacedgod47 This can get confusing. Tiers are for AppleCare, Support levels are for retail. There actually is a tier 3 and tier 4 for Apple support which would be engineering roles, but they aren’t customer facing roles
⫷ Linda Lominge... @LindaLominger
3K Followers 508 Following She's baaaaack. I dabble in fruit and ambiguity. My job is to send you articles on stuff you can Google.
grDrama @DepotGenius
2K Followers 316 Following My opinions not the red fruit. Starbucks fueled sarcasm galore. My Current Role: Genius Technical Expert Pro. Watching this Union thing develop.
Technical Expert Shiz... @ExpertShizzle
810 Followers 333 Following Enriching life’s one day at a time! my thought are my own... Fighting rotten fruit at some bar!
Astro-Grouch 🇻�... @oscarf00
313 Followers 2K Following Lego Enthusiast, Star Wars fan, Father, Husband, Technology Nerd.
The Many-Based God @sans__accent
500 Followers 1K Following I work in a Cube of Infinite Subjugation where my job is to be Apple’s whipping boy. My thoughts are my own and do not reflect that of my employer.
Retail Zombie @retailworker111
257 Followers 232 Following
Genius Bar Babysitter @speshuIist
512 Followers 75 Following Genius Admin, aka everyone at the Bar’s babysitter | Formerly PZ | Opinions are my own | she/her
Tap Continue @TapContinue
236 Followers 75 Following Opinions are my own and not the views of my employer or mom My tweets are my own or someone elses meme My opinions are my own
all in on iphone @ALLinOniPhone
862 Followers 53 Following all in on hating myself, you? PZ Spec, Tech Spec, Genius, Tech Advisor, Creative Pro #toomanyroles promoted to cx
Apple Japan Local @AJHITeam
319 Followers 497 Following アップルジャパン支部 Apple Japan Local 2014年から団体交渉で頑張っています。よろしく。 Apple Japan’s Home Improvement Team. #AppleTogether #1u
promoted to associate... @iqueuewho
550 Followers 59 Following just an ex-PZ loser who doesn’t know anything 😢
RTR @ReadyToReplace
179 Followers 48 Following Because aren't we all? Disgruntled fruit stand employee. Genie Admin or whatever. All thoughts are my own. Spitting up the Kool Aid since '18.
Fruit Stand Fail @FruitStandFail
772 Followers 222 Following Another fruit stand specialist trying to survive on an a day. Thoughts are my own and not representative of any corporation.
GeniusAdmin @GeniusAdmin
1K Followers 658 Following I don’t try to be an asshole, it just comes naturally to me. 🤷🏻♂️ 99% of the time, IDGAF. 💁🏻♂️ Not an official account. ✌🏼👋🏼 Bored? Read pinned tweet.
NEUA @NonEndUser
315 Followers 22 Following
ARS Confessions �... @TexpertProbs
1K Followers 72 Following Dealer of ambiguity and ✨🍎fruit 🍏✨. Why write a book when you can write passive aggressive tweets? 📥 Have questions? Send me a DM
Appleseed Repairs @FixMyApple_X
50 Followers 4K Following At AppleSeed Repair we repair Apple iOS devices at a low - cost in a ESD safe environment and we aim to provide excellent customer service in the process.
Tyler @justgenix
2K Followers 683 Following Living the dream at Apple, cruising in my Model 3. Innovation fuels my passion!
The Genius @TalesGeniusBar
67 Followers 9 Following The world of Apple Retail revealed through the eyes of ex-employees with wonderful and weird tales to tell. A bi-weekly column exclusive to iMore.
#JAS #HIV+U=U #S+ #SP... @AtomScorpio
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KUFOALOR KPORMORNE TS... @KufoalorT97605
82 Followers 1K Following Message me on WhatsApp for more information about the fraternity. 0544729586
Isaac Asare @IsaacAsare68010
17 Followers 275 Following
Jenny Gileno @nmgrannyjenny
836 Followers 728 Following Love God family and friends. a# hynie . Moderate Kernel Panic.
JOHN AFRIM @TechgeniusAJ
651 Followers 1K Following
Rob Owen @rob__owen
22 Followers 1K Following
Depot Daddy @depot_daddy
4 Followers 32 Following Just a guy who used to drink the juice. Retired but not uninvolved.
Spolity ⚯͛ 🐰 @Spolity
630 Followers 962 Following Tengo más moretones en las piernas que metas en la vida. Zurda, disxélica de pacotilla 💜💚🖤
AHAFONIIBA @ahafoniiba
19 Followers 580 Following
dre @respectfulllyd
3 Followers 66 Following
Mo the Swift N @amos_swift
13 Followers 315 Following Romeorecovering. also known as Mo the N. Mo Romeo Swift. AKA Mr. Swift (eventually).
Kim Busic @_kehm_
0 Followers 242 Following
Stepping outside the ... @SNArrrh
7 Followers 114 Following purveyor of fine fruit at the worlds biggest fruit shop 🍎🍏
happyish fruit @happyishfruit
113 Followers 171 Following GB specialist. I don’t speak for the brand or the company all thoughts are my own.
Sevyoo @sevyo_
6 Followers 101 Following
Tired Tony Stark @tiredtonystark
5 Followers 395 Following Part time superhero full time genius he/him
j @jamiesids
4K Followers 2K Following
J @skeletondanse
3 Followers 538 Following
bylaw @arabspecialist
317 Followers 1K Following
Joe Soprano @JoeSopran0
84 Followers 197 Following
Chris @chrisvilla1974
48 Followers 255 Following Ugly Glasses and Crooked Fingers. Diabolical Overlord.
Jase Daugherty @jaseedwin
4 Followers 59 Following
Jordan Savage @jordysavage
251 Followers 613 Following Professional Drummer, based in the South West.
Hamilton @Hamilto68924868
4 Followers 238 Following
Eddie @TheonlyOGSB
54 Followers 467 Following
Creative Rants @Creative_Rants
9K Followers 91 Following The personal rants of an Apple Store Creative
⫷ Linda Lominge... @LindaLominger
3K Followers 508 Following She's baaaaack. I dabble in fruit and ambiguity. My job is to send you articles on stuff you can Google.
Genius Bar Tales @GeniusBarTales
10K Followers 401 Following The ORIGINAL 'From The Genius Bar' account since 2011. Stories, Commentary, Satire of life at . Not an official Apple blah blah, pass the Whiskey.
ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive @JonyIveParody
109K Followers 0 Following I'm Jonathan Ive, the best fucking designer since Dieter Rams. I invented #minimaluminiumalism. I am *NOT* on Instagram. (PARODY, not affiliated with Apple.)
all in on iphone @ALLinOniPhone
862 Followers 53 Following all in on hating myself, you? PZ Spec, Tech Spec, Genius, Tech Advisor, Creative Pro #toomanyroles promoted to cx
ARS Confessions �... @TexpertProbs
1K Followers 72 Following Dealer of ambiguity and ✨🍎fruit 🍏✨. Why write a book when you can write passive aggressive tweets? 📥 Have questions? Send me a DM
Jane Appleseed @janeaaplseed
780 Followers 317 Following I really do like helping people, but the negatives of Apple Retail outweighed the positives. I am a commie.
Stella - Fudge @StellaFudge
10K Followers 601 Following I live outside of Gods sight, and therefore outside of his love -Shitposter -Photographer -Owner of Apple Payroll Squad discord community -Old acc. @choco_bit
GR Specialist @GRspecialist
653 Followers 101 Following Genius in Canada. I spend more time than necessary in the GR. My views & onions do not reflect those of my employer.
#fruitofthepoisontree @mymadeupaddy
441 Followers 338 Following![Not an official Apple account nor in any way affiliated with Apple Inc, just a [former] employee](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000515792825/b10c42b2d73e488f0462d2b45842371b.jpeg)
Swap Lady @justCRUit
590 Followers 131 Following Not an official Apple account nor in any way affiliated with Apple Inc, just a [former] employee
Gary Allen @ifostore
4K Followers 167 Following Apple retail store enthusiast who finds future locations, attends new store grand openings, and remarks on store architecture, design, staffing and operations.
FRS Brain @frs_brain
131 Followers 116 Following
Positive Intent FRS @FRSIntent
268 Followers 159 Following You break em, we fix em. These are my views/thoughts/rants...not my employer's.
Tim Fucking Cook @GeniusAapl
64 Followers 47 Following I am the fucking CEO of the most profitable company. Some say I'm not a product guy. I say I'm an handsome guy.
LeadingwithAmbiguity @leadwambiguity
88 Followers 40 Following Thoughts are my own...I think. Not Apples. For sure.
Angry Fruit Store @imightyellatyou
185 Followers 44 Following I used to work with the most successfull company in the world and its customers. I still have nightmares.
Retail Swap @Me__File
254 Followers 280 Following
FruitStandHell @FruitStandHell
484 Followers 28 Following Ops slave aka one of the ugly stepchildren of . My thoughts are my own. Not an official Apple account.
Defeated Genius @Defeatedgenius
794 Followers 209 Following
Red Zone Snark @RedZoneSnark
782 Followers 256 Following Not an official Apple twitter. My opinions and statements are all my own.
GSX Junkie @GSXJunkie
443 Followers 155 Following Currenly an AppleCare zombie. Previously AASP tech. Posts are of my own, and not my employers.
iAnonSpecialist @iAnonSpecialist
223 Followers 65 Following It doesn't take an Expert to tell you I'm Special.
FR Nightmares @FR_Nightmares
136 Followers 43 Following I fucking hate when you color your cracked iPhone. Opinions are my own not that of Apple Inc or its affiliates.
Rowdy Redzone @rowdyredzone
242 Followers 168 Following These thoughts are entirely my own and have no affiliation with Apple, Inc.
madfruitstandemploye @madfruitstand
1K Followers 316 Following http://t.co/vX6yIAhiLH Tweets are entirely my own, and not my boss.
BOH Appleseed @BOH_trollolo
404 Followers 232 Following a former field slave for a multi trillion dollar company... Trollololo ... These are my opinions and you shouldnt believe them cause im poor #penisula
Red Zone Ho @AcerbicRedZone
968 Followers 53 Following Just another girl whoring herself out for Retail. My opinions dont reflect Apple, Inc, or it's subsidiaries.
Family Room Hell @InApplehell
1K Followers 119 Following officially mine and only mine. and i am not your bro
Genius Bar Solutions @FRSinteractions
201 Followers 35 Following My opinions only. Does not reflect anyone elses opinions. My smiles and my cries.
AppleCare Less @Allaroundapple
244 Followers 159 Following From ARS to AC, these are my opinions, maybe you will agree with me, maybe you won't. Either way, I could care less.
DisgruntledFRS @DisgruntledFRS
467 Followers 30 Following Not an official Apple account. These are my opinions.
Red Zone Sass @RZSass
409 Followers 26 Following Sass from an ex-Red Zone Specialist. Not an 'official' Apple account... yada yada.![life in the GR [not an official Apple account]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1572969678/TS3742_01_KP-001-en.jpg)
GeniusRoomTales @GeniusRoomTales
578 Followers 19 Following life in the GR [not an official Apple account]You might like
