Tap Continue @TapContinue
Opinions are my own and not the views of my employer or mom My tweets are my own or someone elses meme My opinions are my own Joined May 2022-
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@type1ayy I thought it was a good mindset because I thought it was a two way street.
“Assume positive intent” was a great thing emphasized at work until it was realized that they actually just wanted us to assume positive intent regarding corporate decisions.
Me: I kinda want to rage against the machine right now. Mgr: Howabout you assume positive intent with the machine instead?
What was that application called where you could just download the songs from others’ shared itunes music libraries?
@TheMaineWonk BIFF TANNEN'S PLEASURE PARADISE
@LindaLominger “Genius is a sales support role “ mgmt
@paradi_perdu @AppleLaborers @tim_cook @AppleRetail They’re even purging the neuro spicy people at my store
@LindaLominger There’s one button on the screen, what do I do!
Say what you will about Beats headphones, but those little carabiners they came with are holding up
My 2021 Subaru’s battery is starting to go out. I obviously should get a new Subaru so my service advisor’s manager can get their bonus, right? #aapl
@fruitstandsavvy And searching the case number they wrote down gave an error. But they refuse to let you see and look up the serial number of the device. because they have a case number
@Introdevious1 @LindaLominger Still twitter here.
Oh my god this guy is who >50% of my managers were cloned from. #aapl
Rep. Pat Fallon has a meltdown on CNN and refuses to acknowledge reports that military spouses are at risk of losing their jobs under new Trump guidance. Fallon even mocked the anchor, "So, you've done scientific research on it already."
I am so eternally disappointed in myself that I gave away a molarmac to my sibling. Not as disappointed as I am in apple’s choices of regional managers. But hey, business decisions. Fuck humanity #amiright?
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Booked as express @SPQHislow
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abby 🐝 @ahbeegaheel
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Kyle @BaZucca36
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Andrew Moretti ❤️... @MorettiLight
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Tee @TeeXvengeance
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Baxstar @DaddyBaxstar
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Trevor Texas @trevor_texas
94 Followers 1K Following Lover of cow punk. Fan of the good life. Bringer of chaos. Disciple of FOSS. Believer in Linux. I work at a gas station in space. All Parody #NoGodsNoManagers
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0 Followers 104 Following
Juan E Vibez @FruitstandJ
356 Followers 314 Following Cmon, we al know Airpods Max is the stupidest thing apples made in a long time. This has been the mood today...
Tea @Tambourine_246
109 Followers 457 Following I like cats. And phones. But not cats sitting on my phone.
Sandy Ellis @sandyscandies
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Royal Lee @20Visions
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Big Red Fruit Online ... @BigRedFruitShop
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think of your eyes li... @probepolitely
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sg..! @Sam613Sg
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the spatial tech 🥽 @User22r430078
56 Followers 69 Following just another day at the fruit stand. already burnt out. opinions are my own.
Apple Creative Ho @AppleCreativeHo
2 Followers 14 Following
not ur regular tech s... @GeniusBarProbs
87 Followers 120 Following This page is not affiliated with Apple at all. These are my own personal thoughts. Sorry Tim.
Blaine Thurier @blainethurier
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Anon @GYOGenius
93 Followers 100 Following Previous fruit stand member who was axed for speaking good about unions. All thoughts and opinions are my own.
#fruitofthepoisontree @mymadeupaddy
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think of your eyes li... @probepolitely
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Genius Bar Tales @GeniusBarTales
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Collector of Apple @CollectorofApp1
369 Followers 21 Following Collecting a piece of Apple history, so join me on this journey Fellow Apple collector; 2022 MacBook Pro, iPhone 15 Pro 17.0; iPad 10th generation
Aware of data loss @HitStartPlease
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Dealing with Ambiguit... @with_ambiguity
262 Followers 134 Following Apple Genius trying to repair relationships while dealing with ambiguity on a daily basis. Opinions are my own.
Runner WEstock @1storegrindset
310 Followers 147 Following Just an ops dummy trying to navigate the daily struggle of working at a fruit stand | all thoughts and opinions are my own
flow-door-road 🏳�... @DoorFlowRoad
483 Followers 191 Following TS at a fruit stand. I need the benefits, so I stay. Tweets are from me, not my employer.
TheReZonedGenie🧞�... @forevertexpert
300 Followers 424 Following FrUiT StAnD Genie, all thoughts are my own, previously a twice denied TE to Genie. Please hold while I…..figure things out
🍎 @preemshimra
131 Followers 46 Following Part of the fruit stand that will one day crash in a big, cinematic, cataclysmic way. Suffering from chronic resting bitchface thanks to retail.
Retail Zombie @retailworker111
257 Followers 232 Following
Retail Problems @retailzproblemz
459 Followers 113 Following I don’t make the rules I just work here
leading with ambiguit... @ambiguityapIe
303 Followers 34 Following Fruit stand specialist venting all things. All thoughts are my own
Acknowledge, Align, A... @AckAlignAss
360 Followers 179 Following Tryin not slap the obnoxious & entitled Fruit Fans. Sharing fictionalized truths of the best work of my life🤦🏻♂️ Opinions are my own, with many sympathizers.
Technical Expert Shiz... @ExpertShizzle
810 Followers 333 Following Enriching life’s one day at a time! my thought are my own... Fighting rotten fruit at some bar!
ForeverFamilyRoom @ExpertlyFR
770 Followers 253 Following Pork and beans and Sauce. I work in retail, for a company who I do love to work for. However the entitled customers, destroy my enthusiasm daily.
Jane Appleseed @janeaaplseed
780 Followers 317 Following I really do like helping people, but the negatives of Apple Retail outweighed the positives. I am a commie.
Our Soul is our Profi... @Soulisourprofit
293 Followers 69 Following Former fruit seller for 10 years. Promoted to customer and never going back.
FORMER pineapple spec... @icloudbackitup
514 Followers 85 Following anonymous fruit stand account. all opinions my own.
the needs of the busi... @enrichingmyass
688 Followers 122 Following My opinions are my own Just some fruit stand shit, a tech trying to stay sane
Connect, Curate, Reco... @techprobs101
695 Followers 40 Following Eyerollin’ to the grave | Opinions/tweets are my own, plus many others. #AppleToo
The Many-Based God @sans__accent
500 Followers 1K Following I work in a Cube of Infinite Subjugation where my job is to be Apple’s whipping boy. My thoughts are my own and do not reflect that of my employer.
promoted to associate... @iqueuewho
549 Followers 59 Following just an ex-PZ loser who doesn’t know anything 😢
Expert at managing ex... @surviving_fruit
345 Followers 84 Following Worked at the local fruit stand somewhere in EMEA as PZ and OPS. Now retired but here for the memes.
Genius Bar Babysitter @speshuIist
512 Followers 75 Following Genius Admin, aka everyone at the Bar’s babysitter | Formerly PZ | Opinions are my own | she/her
fruit stand confessio... @CSCODE_
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DealingWithAmbiguity @DealingWith__
229 Followers 54 Following #AmbiguityWhere? These are my own thoughts, and opinions.
Repair in Progress @ripGSX
410 Followers 17 Following rants & experiences from the Fruit Stand. views & opinions are mine. you can’t have them.
Kiss My NPS @KissMyNPS
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Council Of Geni’s @optoutatapple
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Creative Rants @Creative_Rants
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⫷ Linda Lominge... @LindaLominger
3K Followers 508 Following She's baaaaack. I dabble in fruit and ambiguity. My job is to send you articles on stuff you can Google.
grDrama @DepotGenius
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My pay needs an REP @mypayneedsanREP
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