Retail Swap @Me__File
Joined November 2013-
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@Snapchat what are you doing with your UI?! Are you trying to lose customers because that’s how you do it #YourStockisTanking
What’s the pay of a RZ or FR manager? Store size about 100 people in a suburban area
It’s been over a year since leaving Apple. Wow, all I can say is working less, treated like an adult, not micro managed, being highly rewarded w pay and dinner events while receiving 20g more is a good feeling
@TrueNPP Every Apple employee working retail needs to leave now. You’ll never get ahead in life and the 3-5 pay raise is terrible...
@TSdontcare Why would you waste your time the pay is terrible with yearly shitty raises
@FRSwoes There isn’t any since people don’t get good raises
Don’t have a receipt for my PB3 and they broke how can I get them swapped?
Finally iMessages sync with all your devices but they didn’t mention the watch 🤔 anyone know?
@alawton77 @ApplWatcher Same It’s not that bad and will have an update ina couple weeks
@ApplWatcher Location services runs consistently on random apps
@Apple if accidentally hit Siri button on my aTV while watching a movie, if I don't respond why must you stay in Siri mode and not go away?!
@ApplWatcher FU continue to use your iPhone that was built in a country who has no environmental regulations
Maybe we should worry about why our iPhones are made in China? Besides the cheap labor hmmm 🤔no regulations or concern for the environment
⫷ Linda Lominge... @LindaLominger
3K Followers 508 Following She's baaaaack. I dabble in fruit and ambiguity. My job is to send you articles on stuff you can Google.
#fruitofthepoisontree @mymadeupaddy
441 Followers 338 Following
CreativeOnTheLedge @CreativeCracked
661 Followers 153 Following Broken. Gay 🏳️🌈. Creative. Different. He/Him
GR Specialist @GRspecialist
653 Followers 101 Following Genius in Canada. I spend more time than necessary in the GR. My views & onions do not reflect those of my employer.
SNyeahnah @SNyeahnah
292 Followers 68 Following A profile of working in late stage capitalism and depression. My opinions and thoughts are my own.
Astro-Grouch 🇻�... @oscarf00
313 Followers 2K Following Lego Enthusiast, Star Wars fan, Father, Husband, Technology Nerd.
J @skeletondanse
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Kim Busic @_kehm_
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michael @Fauns09
1 Followers 125 Following
Michael @michael_chipper
6 Followers 305 Following
Stella - Fudge @StellaFudge
10K Followers 601 Following I live outside of Gods sight, and therefore outside of his love -Shitposter -Photographer -Owner of Apple Payroll Squad discord community -Old acc. @choco_bit
Swappy McSwapperton @SwapExpert
94 Followers 195 Following Acknowledging that these views are told from my personal perspective, not my employer. I’m sure we all have similar experiences.
Juan E Vibez @FruitstandJ
356 Followers 314 Following Cmon, we al know Airpods Max is the stupidest thing apples made in a long time. This has been the mood today...
Snaporatz @RomaUniversalis
1K Followers 1K Following Sail the seas, tickle the ivories, whip up a storm in the kitchen, and nerd out all at the same time. Just your crazy European sailor, pianist, chef, and geek
Techie to the Rescue @techierescue
510 Followers 651 Following 12+ years at Apple - founding investor Fanbase - HELPING you learn your Mac, iPhone, iPad, or PC remotely over Zoom. Lover of tech!
Bogdan S @bogdanst
442 Followers 2K Following Underdog, daydreamer, night owl. Doing it all one step at a time. :) views my own not those of my employer and/or no endorsement, yada yada yada. 😌✌🏼🏳️🌈
Pro Ambiguity Dealer @AmbiguityPro
622 Followers 762 Following Fan of all things . No longer a slave to the fruit stand. Opinions are strictly my own
Off Centre Music @wspcAU
1 Followers 79 Following
Super Hydrated @itssimonleetwo
63 Followers 670 Following “I’m Sprite Pepsi, and I’m abstinence til’ I die!”
Paul pɹɐɐƃɯooq @bluap
79 Followers 331 Following Mens: 22-01-1974, Ajax fan: 1986, Vader: 27-09-1995, ApplePro: 1997, Man van Anouska: 07-08-09. Het blijft steeds leuker worden! (o ja, Twitter: 03-2009)
T.pickles @_mr_perez__
14 Followers 444 Following
Michael Gomez @lookitsgomez
80 Followers 239 Following Follow me on Snapchat and Insta! heylookitsgomez
Joe Jonas @JoeJona78362989
3 Followers 267 Following
Patti Smith @psmith30
101 Followers 346 Following Former Fruitstand Genie. Current Boo-boo bus driver. All thoughts are my own 🏒💻🏳️🌈🚑
lord dwarc @lord_dwarc
97 Followers 397 Following He visto cosas que vosotros no creeríais: atacar naves en llamas más allá de Orión...He visto rayos C brillar en la oscuridad cerca de la Puerta de Tannhäuser..
AccidentalGenius @accidentalGen19
340 Followers 127 Following Match Up Pro and great acting skills 🤷🏼♀️
Crapplecare @crapplecare
147 Followers 31 Following Just a Guy working a retail job at the fruitstore
GeniusBarWizard @GeniusBarWizard
307 Followers 145 Following Computer wizard that works at a fruit stand
technically, an exper... @GBWoes
953 Followers 215 Following the opinions expressed here are mine alone
Sutanito @nosepadonde
1 Followers 104 Following
ohWELL @TShaw50
713 Followers 2K Following
SUPERMOT ENDURO FMX M... @NARVALUX_MBIKE
45 Followers 979 Following YOUTUBER MOTO ENDURO SUPERMOT WHEELING MOTO CROSS
Isaac Lay @isaaclay10
166 Followers 604 Following Tech enthusiast, former Apple Genius & IT guy. Now a software QA Engineer.
Kevin Suarez @fiestakev92
348 Followers 556 Following
Tiana Smith @itstianasmith
7 Followers 167 Following
darth78 @darth782
185 Followers 972 Following
IanOfEarth.x_t (Parod... @_IanOfEarth
158 Followers 630 Following Ian, of Earth (he/him) As of 2022-12-23 this account is not actively used.
Cosmic Gumbo @riontweets
47 Followers 891 Following Mentions Rat/current showrunner for MY DEPRESSIVE EPISODES and ALSO MY MANIC ONES. love 2 post online
Cheslin adams @cheslin_adams
89 Followers 2K Following
loaner eligibility �... @youneediup
194 Followers 63 Following if it can be swapped it will be swapped
Lauren Nicole @laurinaflowers
63 Followers 399 Following
Liz @lizasaurusrex1
25 Followers 177 Following
Steps of Service @_stepsofservice
155 Followers 97 Following Steps of Service = SOS = Save our Souls? (tweets and thoughts do not represent any corporation fruity or otherwise, interactions do not represent endorsement).
Christopher Burgess @dubbayoo
2K Followers 537 Following #DoctorWho nerd, podcaster on @RadioFreeSkaro, @DoctorWhoMHC and @ProgNeg, #Apple fanboy , movie nerd, tall guy. Ottawa #Sens fan. #childfree. Views my own.
Sean Cummins @sean_c_cork
43 Followers 3K Following
Creative Rants @Creative_Rants
9K Followers 91 Following The personal rants of an Apple Store Creative
⫷ Linda Lominge... @LindaLominger
3K Followers 508 Following She's baaaaack. I dabble in fruit and ambiguity. My job is to send you articles on stuff you can Google.
grDrama @DepotGenius
2K Followers 316 Following My opinions not the red fruit. Starbucks fueled sarcasm galore. My Current Role: Genius Technical Expert Pro. Watching this Union thing develop.
ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive @JonyIveParody
109K Followers 0 Following I'm Jonathan Ive, the best fucking designer since Dieter Rams. I invented #minimaluminiumalism. I am *NOT* on Instagram. (PARODY, not affiliated with Apple.)
#fruitofthepoisontree @mymadeupaddy
441 Followers 338 Following
Family Room Hell @InApplehell
1K Followers 119 Following officially mine and only mine. and i am not your bro
CreativeOnTheLedge @CreativeCracked
661 Followers 153 Following Broken. Gay 🏳️🌈. Creative. Different. He/Him
GR Specialist @GRspecialist
653 Followers 101 Following Genius in Canada. I spend more time than necessary in the GR. My views & onions do not reflect those of my employer.
MASON VERSLUIS @MasonVersluis
250K Followers 9K Following Internet Entrepreneur, Creator & Crypto Investor. 7 years in crypto. Passionate opinions, not financial advice!
Discover Crypto @DiscoverCrypto
1.0M Followers 2K Following Follow This Account For $BTC NEWS, Macro News & DEFI Follow Here For Intelligence Community - https://t.co/I3ujpDjUwC
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
111.7M Followers 53 Following 45th & 47th President of the United States of America🇺🇸
EverythingApplePro @EveryApplePro
397K Followers 107 Following I live for the future of Filip Koroy from the great PNW. https://t.co/HurGYpEV9N
Arun Maini @Mrwhosetheboss
1.7M Followers 460 Following 22M YouTube subs - Let’s build the greatest tech community on the planet 🌏
Millie Weaver 🇺�... @Millie__Weaver
244K Followers 1K Following Reporter & Independent Journalist - Watch The Millennial Millie Show 🇺🇸 https://t.co/NoJwkdzOCK
Chief Battery Repair ... @ARSGenius1
164 Followers 40 Following Genius by name, Genius by job. My personal thoughts do not reflect those of any employers.
Obsolete Genius @obsoletegenius
958 Followers 142 Following I was told to think different. So I do. These thoughts are mine, not Apple's. I'm obsolete as of 10/5/2011.
John Gruber @gruber
333K Followers 2K Following Threads: @gruber ★ Mastodon: https://t.co/zMmW95yISs ★ Bluesky: @gruber.foo
FRS Frustration @FRSFrustration
88 Followers 59 Following This account is not associated with the fruit store. Purely opinions of the unappreciated.
nw ldn @techspesh
181 Followers 550 Following
Former Bar Tender @FruitBarTender
368 Followers 152 Following One-time faceless bartender at the fruit shop. Have you tried turning it off and on again?
TechnicallyAGenius @GeniusProAdmin
277 Followers 66 Following
Apple Care Life @applecarelife
256 Followers 2 Following A day in the life of an AppleCare at home adviser. Cx = customer AHA = adviser
ProductZone_EMEA @AppleSpectacle
373 Followers 22 Following Satire about RedZone or RatZone, as you like. RedZone EMEA write Tweets about any fruit retail stories. Not affiliated with Apple. Tweets are my own.
Edward James @FRBastardSon
601 Followers 160 Following Swapped my last device in 2018. Still deal with stupid questions only I get paid more to laugh at them now.
Applelina @applesausing
276 Followers 81 Following Probably the only Genius that looks like Kate Upton. Your favorite blonde ranting about the Applesauce Store. These are my own opinions blah blah.
PoisonApple @poisonfruit2
755 Followers 263 Following Living lie everyday .... trying not lose myself in this cult.
CNNgo @CNNgo
552K Followers 445 Following CNN at your fingertips. Watch what you want, when and where you want on @CNNgo.
a clid named dorris �... @lolpietdepsi
257 Followers 267 Following black, trans, lesbian, big boned, and on the spectrum • 🏳️🌈✊🏿
fearless feedback @fearlessfeedbck
190 Followers 96 Following Yet another person with all their own thoughts and no official affiliation. You probably won't take my advice anyway.
GeniusAdmin @GeniusAdmin
1K Followers 658 Following I don’t try to be an asshole, it just comes naturally to me. 🤷🏻♂️ 99% of the time, IDGAF. 💁🏻♂️ Not an official account. ✌🏼👋🏼 Bored? Read pinned tweet.
President Trump 45 Ar... @POTUS45
30.0M Followers 38 Following This is an archive of a Trump Administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
NFL on ESPN @ESPNNFL
4.2M Followers 1K Following ESPN’s official NFL coverage. Sign up for ESPN! https://t.co/0jPmivzjz3 Questions about your subscription? https://t.co/gfNBR08XMi
iMore @iMore
169K Followers 97 Following Follow us for breaking Apple news, rumors, and leaks. Expanding your tech universe with expert how-tos, analysis, and reviews for Apple and beyond.
Musclehead @musclehead320
583 Followers 2 Following They couldn't handle me on instagram so I brought my business to twitter. TRENBOLONE is life
Angela Ahrendts @AngelaAhrendts
125K Followers 168 Following Former SVP Apple Retail, CEO Burberry. Currently loving wife, mom, daughter, friend. Inspired by great brands & people making a great impact.
The Angry Monkey @depotmonkey
406 Followers 130 Following I'm an angry monkey with a lot of opinions. I used to be creative at work. These are my opinions, you can't have them.
Tim Cook @tim_cook
17.1M Followers 69 Following Apple CEO Auburn 🏀 🏈 Duke 🏀 National Parks 🏞️ “Life's most persistent and urgent question is, 'What are you doing for others?'” - MLK. he/him
Turnin’ Screws & Dr... @shhhhhacct
31 Followers 111 Following These are my stories and it is my creative right to document them here. Any mention of or naming of a company is unintentional and cannot be held against me.
OneOfYourFiveADay @1ofYourDaily5
2 Followers 23 Following Tales from an Apple retail employee - purely my own opinions and not affiliated with Apple or its values at all
rzop @Evenstevens4262
16 Followers 525 Following
It Just Doesn't Work @justdoesntwork
2K Followers 2K Following I used to be an Apple fanboy. Then I started paying attention.
FuckitSwapit @FuckitSwapit
455 Followers 110 Following When in doubt, swap it out!.. or not..because our stupid fucking system forces us to send a poor old ladys phone to depot, just so we all can be inconvenienced
Fruity Genius @ausfruit
397 Followers 123 Following Ex Genius/Genius Admin - I like to lurk & keep in the loop 💁🏻
Granny Smith Apple @BobGrannyApple
315 Followers 531 Following Just little old Granny Smith watching all the tweets from the young Granny Smith Apples out there... my tweets and re-tweets are my own thoughts.
InFROPHell @InFROPHell
532 Followers 313 Following
ex fruitstand man @FRSisyphus
364 Followers 123 Following no longer pushing that goddamn boulder in a mall near you. not associated with any entity, living, dead, corporate, incorporeal, etc



















