GeniusAdmin @GeniusAdmin
I don’t try to be an asshole, it just comes naturally to me. 🤷🏻♂️ 99% of the time, IDGAF. 💁🏻♂️ Not an official account. ✌🏼👋🏼 Bored? Read pinned tweet. somewhere fixing a fuckup Joined May 2016-
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Voice over is so Good!! 🤣🤣
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@AMAZlNGNATURE A skater rescuing a wild bunny from a pool
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When I adopted my cat, he had spent the first months of his life as a foster kitten in a house full of dogs. 3 years later, and he still barks. Just wanted to show everyone this
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Wholesome moments between a father and a son. His joyfulness is contagious ❤️
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These voice overs are hilarious 🤣🤣
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Mom's reaction to accidentally recording her baby's first steps is so wholesome 🥹
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Damn and school just started…lucky kids….great teacher this is 🔥
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Gonna get these for Thanksgiving
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Omg how cute. ❤️
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This young British gentleman is making his mother some broccoli soup, he's awesome...😁
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Sign me up and leave me alone! 😂😂
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@washghost1 What people let slide is that if some birds can learn to talk like humans, why wouldn’t all animals and even insects have their own language and can (mis)understand us in the context of their lives? Fact is…humans are too ignorant to be so arrogant about themselves
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I’ll never get over the fact that birds can talk
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2025 has got a new Christmas anthem‼️
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why is this actually so accurate of a disney bully😭 ro could actually become a Disney bully actor😭😭
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Your day will never be boring again🤭
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Eating in the bathroom is something I can’t do. Why are you eating a spicy chicken deluxe while bathing?
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Getting smacked with a mop is wild
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BAYBEEEEE thats why some of us have the gift of gab 😭😭😭😭 we had to think of some crazy shit on them essays
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John Wick with a cat?😂
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