Red Zone Snark @RedZoneSnark
Not an official Apple twitter. My opinions and statements are all my own. apple.com/retail East Coast Joined September 2012-
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Omg do not disturb while driving... I'm “really” looking forward to those Genius Bar appointments.... #not
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@InFROPHell I run them through ICC and Serializer anyways and if it prompts depot they are SOL.
@Creative_Rants I seriously hate self review time
@SirFamilyRoom @Creative_Rants Sure... allowed to a public free class on IPHONE... the answer is “no idk how to do the thing on your phone I'm not trained on”
@RZSpecialist @FRS_Babe What did they tell you?
@FRS_Babe Gotta love that side hustle... if your not going to wear it but you wear a watch... why not.
Red Zone Snark retweeted
If you’re foolish enough to install Flash, you deserve malware.
@FRSwoes @GRspecialist I used to own Get Started. Like I know it was a horrible setup... but I rocked that table whenever I was on it.
@TrueNPP Compressed air straw to get debris out of AUX ports. #workslikeacharm
@CreativeCracked @FRS_Babe yeah I had a few who had support calls setup and when another tech told them the same thing... got entitled and angry.
@ConcernedFruit I was just complaining about downtime
Everything's broken and everything hurts
Red Zone Snark retweeted
PEPSI: We made the biggest PR blunder of any major company this year. UNITED: Hold my beer.
@FRSwoes technical specialist here who geeked out about the file system change to some of my co-workers... maybe 2 cared.
@FRS_Babe I usually tell them that I eat their customer service for breakfast....
@FRS_Babe an external hard drive would be on every Genius list... I think screen protectors are a waste of money, and basically f*** this list.
THIS... SO MUCH THIS:
Cx-People are getting into my phone. Me-Ok-Let's erase it and set up as new. CX-I CANT DO THAT ALL MY IMPORTANT STUFF IS ON THERE
@CreativeCracked @probepolitely @creativtantrum baby feeding is what women's breasts are for... I don't see it as a big deal.
@frsGenius no... bc the only way to REP the right way is to wait for a holiday weekend when we don't have enough parts and argon is down. #ohwait
Technical Expert Shiz... @ExpertShizzle
810 Followers 333 Following Enriching life’s one day at a time! my thought are my own... Fighting rotten fruit at some bar!
Astro-Grouch 🇻�... @oscarf00
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Techie to the Rescue @techierescue
510 Followers 651 Following 12+ years at Apple - founding investor Fanbase - HELPING you learn your Mac, iPhone, iPad, or PC remotely over Zoom. Lover of tech!
Maia_is_paradise @MaiaIsParadise
355 Followers 447 Following Really just with whatever at this point!!
Kim Busic @_kehm_
0 Followers 242 Following
Haha Edwards @edwards_haha
1 Followers 483 Following
aromatic @ab217152
15 Followers 217 Following
Bogdan S @bogdanst
442 Followers 2K Following Underdog, daydreamer, night owl. Doing it all one step at a time. :) views my own not those of my employer and/or no endorsement, yada yada yada. 😌✌🏼🏳️🌈
Adriana B @adrianablb
11 Followers 152 Following
Pro Ambiguity Dealer @AmbiguityPro
621 Followers 762 Following Fan of all things . No longer a slave to the fruit stand. Opinions are strictly my own
AccidentalGenius @accidentalGen19
340 Followers 127 Following Match Up Pro and great acting skills 🤷🏼♀️
Joe Jonas @JoeJona78362989
3 Followers 267 Following
Jacqueline @jaqeez
41 Followers 186 Following
Ryan @y0ryan
187 Followers 506 Following Veteran | Ed.D. | @okstate @Georgetown @EWUEagles Alumnus | #Wyoming Native | @Broncos Fan
Abu @BububuAbu
11 Followers 138 Following
technically, an exper... @GBWoes
953 Followers 215 Following the opinions expressed here are mine alone
Fruit Harvester @fruitharvester
353 Followers 264 Following Sometimes I have faith in humanity, then I go to work.
riffomatic @riffomatic
18 Followers 382 Following
Sutanito @nosepadonde
1 Followers 104 Following
eat the rich @cafeaukait
227 Followers 216 Following drill a hole and fuck the ground and spend the cash and print some more. she/her
Jasmine Anders @jasmanders2
4 Followers 52 Following
Juan E Vibez @FruitstandJ
356 Followers 314 Following Cmon, we al know Airpods Max is the stupidest thing apples made in a long time. This has been the mood today...
Ronald LaCour @TheMacsurgeon
29 Followers 288 Following
ZoserNynetjer @ZoserNynetjer
35 Followers 204 Following
Orange @LCE_Orange
12 Followers 215 Following You‘ve got glitter in your veins,Sometimes you have to trust your gut
ExpertGeniusPro @fruitstandtales
344 Followers 192 Following unofficial rants from the fruit stand.. oh and we don't serve drinks at our bar. personal rants of an ExpertLeadGenius
Ryan @wowboy84
3 Followers 378 Following
Lisa Daniel @LisaADaniel18
38 Followers 134 Following
sophia @yungsaperstein
797 Followers 1K Following several miniature horses inside a trench coat. @dsaemerge @nycdsarjwg 🌹🌸🏳️🌈🇩🇴🇭🇹🇵🇸 (they/them)
MJ @MPJ2010
55 Followers 722 Following
Music @michaelmullan81
210 Followers 568 Following
Samuel Karl Austin @samuelkaustin
31 Followers 284 Following Gaming Business & Finance Movies Science & Technology Food
makitango @makitango
199 Followers 118 Following
🅟Ⓐ🅣Ⓗ @evans_path
368 Followers 3K Following Part-time drummer, part-time tech, full-time dreamer and father of three.
Isaac Lay @isaaclay10
166 Followers 604 Following Tech enthusiast, former Apple Genius & IT guy. Now a software QA Engineer.
Kate Merson @kate_merson
11 Followers 204 Following
Louie V @Its_LouieV
679 Followers 341 Following Well... Yesterday I had some Starbucks... And today I had some Starbucks... OMG tomorrow is such a mystery!
Johnny Appleseed @appleseedjohn84
0 Followers 63 Following
Creative Rants @Creative_Rants
9K Followers 91 Following The personal rants of an Apple Store Creative
grDrama @DepotGenius
2K Followers 316 Following My opinions not the red fruit. Starbucks fueled sarcasm galore. My Current Role: Genius Technical Expert Pro. Watching this Union thing develop.
⫷ Linda Lominge... @LindaLominger
3K Followers 508 Following She's baaaaack. I dabble in fruit and ambiguity. My job is to send you articles on stuff you can Google.
Genius Bar Tales @GeniusBarTales
10K Followers 401 Following The ORIGINAL 'From The Genius Bar' account since 2011. Stories, Commentary, Satire of life at . Not an official Apple blah blah, pass the Whiskey.
Mark Gurman @markgurman
461K Followers 2K Following Breaking News on Apple & Tech. Bloomberg Managing Editor. @UMSI Board Member. Send secure tips on Signal: markgurman.01 or email [email protected].
InFROPHell @InFROPHell
532 Followers 313 Following
fearless feedback @fearlessfeedbck
190 Followers 96 Following Yet another person with all their own thoughts and no official affiliation. You probably won't take my advice anyway.
AppleSupportSux @AppleSupportSux
9 Followers 48 Following Life long Apple customers wasted weeks of our lives on Apple support, now our mission is to expose Apple as the crap customer service brand they have come to be
40 Min @FRWaitTime
34 Followers 68 Following Someone will help you right now. | Not affiliated with 
Sir $Genius @SirFamilyRoom
742 Followers 133 Following I’m an Software Engineer and you 100% have used the stuff I’ve worked on. 🥴. my journey was retail, CE, tools & automation and now software development.
GR Specialist @GRspecialist
653 Followers 101 Following Genius in Canada. I spend more time than necessary in the GR. My views & onions do not reflect those of my employer.
Family Room Rants @GBARrants
150 Followers 122 Following Rants from behind the Fruit Stand. All thoughts are my own and not those of the company I work for. I just need a place to vent
FRS @frsstruggles
96 Followers 162 Following This account shows life as a Worn Out FRS from behind the bar. All tweets expressed are my views and not those of the company I work for. Employees Unit!
CreativeOnTheLedge @CreativeCracked
661 Followers 153 Following Broken. Gay 🏳️🌈. Creative. Different. He/Him
Empathicc Genius @EmpathiccGenius
1K Followers 114 Following Works for a lifestyle company in Cupertino - Genius, previously on Product Zone - Those are my own opinions
Retail Swap @Me__File
254 Followers 280 Following
FRS Brain @frs_brain
131 Followers 116 Following
Shit my genius says @mygeniussays
53 Followers 87 Following This account says only the unfortunate truth, but he's not affiliated to Apple.
FRS Rants @afruitstandlife
173 Followers 137 Following all posts are my thoughts not those of Apple. I just need a place to rant
Touching Base @GYOHomie
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Low Culture @vinylmisery
628 Followers 144 Following I bought a web domain but I'm too lazy to do anything with it.
Red Zone Slave @redzoneslave
8 Followers 21 Following not an official apple twitter, just my vented frustrations.
Siri @IrritableSiri
31 Followers 3 Following Hey i'm Siri! The most irritable personnal assistant after Cortana. #Apple put me on Twitter so non-Apple user can ask me stupid questions.
Chipotle Problems @chipotleprobz_
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Rowdy Redzone @rowdyredzone
242 Followers 168 Following These thoughts are entirely my own and have no affiliation with Apple, Inc.
True Apple NPP @TrueNPP
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Red Zone Rebel @RedZoneRebel
431 Followers 160 Following In an Apple Retail store a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...a man deals with tech ignorant Jawa's and Sandpeople
aapl fails tales @aaplfails
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Apple News @i_iphone5s
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Apple Store Friend @AppleGuyUNo
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Swap Lady @justCRUit
590 Followers 131 Following Not an official Apple account nor in any way affiliated with Apple Inc, just a [former] employee
Jim Dalrymple @jdalrymple
31K Followers 897 Following Editor in Chief of LoopInsight; guitar player; dog lover; Sometimes I say things; Been reporting on Apple for over 26 years.
iAnonSpecialist @iAnonSpecialist
223 Followers 65 Following It doesn't take an Expert to tell you I'm Special.
FixinVixen @p8nthorselover
27 Followers 68 Following This account in no way represents Apple or its leadership, all opinions expressed are my own and not Apples. We stand together anons forever
The Loop @theloop
13K Followers 0 Following The Loop is a technology information site founded by longtime journalist @jdalrymple with daily posts by @davemark.
Infinite Loop @ArsInfiniteLoop
21K Followers 39 Following Apple, iOS, and macOS news and reviews from Ars Technica.
FRS Etc. @FrsEtc
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Josh Lindsay @JoshLindsay01
123 Followers 58 Following
Ex Creative @CreativelyDead
430 Followers 55 Following
FRSuperHero @FRSuperHero
94 Followers 52 Following the #fruitstand is my home. (not an apple account)
Genii's Life @GeniisLife
343 Followers 93 Following Loosing hope? Laught is good! Not official Apple bla bla bla...![Offering world renowned customer service in 3 steps: Aligning, Acknowledging, and Shanking Bitches. [Not an official endorsed account].](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1724095063/Apple_Rainbow_logo___Think_different_1280blasck.jpeg){kind=logo}
Sassy Specialist @SassySpecialist
405 Followers 41 Following Offering world renowned customer service in 3 steps: Aligning, Acknowledging, and Shanking Bitches. [Not an official endorsed account].![life in the GR [not an official Apple account]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1572969678/TS3742_01_KP-001-en.jpg)
GeniusRoomTales @GeniusRoomTales
578 Followers 19 Following life in the GR [not an official Apple account]
Fake Jony Ive @UnrealJonyIve
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