NEUA @NonEndUser
Joined October 2019-
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Today a customer comes in - knows their Apple ID password, has FMiP OFF, doesn't have any stupid email questions, no complaining about wait time or how far they had to drive to get here.....who am I kidding, this shit never happened.
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Charge your fucking dead device before coming in for your software troubleshooting reservation. jfc
Looks like Apple is gearing up to give us BIG raises this year, let's go! /s 9to5mac.com/2023/01/02/app…
@DepotGenius Deal with it, ambiguously of course.
Looks like you're all standing out in the cold voluntarily during non business hours. Why would you do that?
@pearpodrepair @gotbizintros We've had managers straight up tell us in downloads that they do not make any sort of commissions or bonuses.
"I woke up and it was like that." Grown adults say this...
@NoMoreWalkIns What about the silver one? Do you have the silver one???
Days without helping an “I’ve been hacked!” customer: 2
This last week of at home downloads have been some of the most emotional and inspirational conversations I’ve ever been apart of. They made me do a lot of soul searching.
@poisonfruit2 I’d like to piggy back off your comment and say that people in my downloads also ask stupid/already answered questions.
@IDGAFGenius I bite my tongue a lot on the political stuff. Trying to keep my anon account all Apple related (hence the reason why I created it in the first place). I have my personal account ready for the political fuckery.
Steps on creating an Apple employee anon Twitter account: 1. Sign up for free disposable email account & virtual phone number 2. Think of clever Apple related username 3. Create account using email & phone number from Step 1 4. Tweet mainly about politics & Trump 5. Success!
@fruitharvester There are technical ways to uncover the identity of twitter accounts by using a registered phone number or email address. Be safe.
Will Karen be nice the first days of store re-openings or will Karen be Karen?
I wonder if there is a US based call center that specifically targets phishing and malware scams to citizens of India. 🤔
Apple: We’re closing our stores until March 27th. Employees: Yes! Apple: Oh no, employees still have to come in to work. Employees:
That sound you hear when a coworkers Isaac gets obliterated as it hits the hard floor behind you. 😖
grDrama @DepotGenius
2K Followers 316 Following My opinions not the red fruit. Starbucks fueled sarcasm galore. My Current Role: Genius Technical Expert Pro. Watching this Union thing develop.
flow-door-road 🏳�... @DoorFlowRoad
483 Followers 191 Following TS at a fruit stand. I need the benefits, so I stay. Tweets are from me, not my employer.
Aware of data loss @HitStartPlease
160 Followers 71 Following Unbreaker of things, unlicensed therapist, deleter of precious memories. *trusted with The Screwdriver™️* Not affiliated with anything. All thoughts are my own.
The Many-Based God @sans__accent
500 Followers 1K Following I work in a Cube of Infinite Subjugation where my job is to be Apple’s whipping boy. My thoughts are my own and do not reflect that of my employer.
Technical Expert Shiz... @ExpertShizzle
810 Followers 333 Following Enriching life’s one day at a time! my thought are my own... Fighting rotten fruit at some bar!
Astro-Grouch 🇻�... @oscarf00
313 Followers 2K Following Lego Enthusiast, Star Wars fan, Father, Husband, Technology Nerd.
Apple Japan Local @AJHITeam
319 Followers 497 Following アップルジャパン支部 Apple Japan Local 2014年から団体交渉で頑張っています。よろしく。 Apple Japan’s Home Improvement Team. #AppleTogether #1u
Fruit Stand Fail @FruitStandFail
772 Followers 222 Following Another fruit stand specialist trying to survive on an a day. Thoughts are my own and not representative of any corporation.
RTR @ReadyToReplace
179 Followers 48 Following Because aren't we all? Disgruntled fruit stand employee. Genie Admin or whatever. All thoughts are my own. Spitting up the Kool Aid since '18.
GeniusAdmin @GeniusAdmin
1K Followers 658 Following I don’t try to be an asshole, it just comes naturally to me. 🤷🏻♂️ 99% of the time, IDGAF. 💁🏻♂️ Not an official account. ✌🏼👋🏼 Bored? Read pinned tweet.
the needs of the busi... @enrichingmyass
689 Followers 122 Following My opinions are my own Just some fruit stand shit, a tech trying to stay sane
Less Queue Queue More... @wehateyourhate
255 Followers 346 Following MDES (she/her) 💉💉💉💉 Proof that cats can evolve thumbs; has used this power hopefully for Good not Evil 🐈⬛ (Thoughts are my own, etc.)
ARS Confessions �... @TexpertProbs
1K Followers 72 Following Dealer of ambiguity and ✨🍎fruit 🍏✨. Why write a book when you can write passive aggressive tweets? 📥 Have questions? Send me a DM
fourgiraffes @4giraffes
0 Followers 174 Following
Em @EmilyMc56591269
0 Followers 63 Following
Lydia Scnip @shortierock79
10 Followers 143 Following
Lachlan Angelis @midgemoocow
0 Followers 14 Following
Rich Strike @RichStrike801
1 Followers 53 Following
Karan Sharma @Anonymous46262
4 Followers 95 Following
David Martin @DJLM511
334 Followers 2K Following
TJ @Tarshman
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₿ishop Clark @BishopClark98
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923thatisme @923thatisme
155 Followers 283 Following Rotting away. all opinions and tweets are my own yada yada yada
Depot Daddy @depot_daddy
4 Followers 32 Following Just a guy who used to drink the juice. Retired but not uninvolved.
Aiden @Aidenx5
213 Followers 606 Following Quiet and composed by default, with a dash of eccentricity. Born at 354 ppm.
Samuel L Genius (Qont... @Samuel_L_Genius
33 Followers 76 Following mother/fucker. Definitely not that guy, nor representing that company. If you can’t see this is a parody shitposting account, I don’t know what to tell you.
TheReZonedGenie🧞�... @forevertexpert
301 Followers 424 Following FrUiT StAnD Genie, all thoughts are my own, previously a twice denied TE to Genie. Please hold while I…..figure things out
Rúben Melo @mrpunkalot79
98 Followers 646 Following
David Burke @davidaburke
726 Followers 831 Following I’m just me on here. Not anonymous. Not engagement baiting. I’m a husband & father & pretty good @ those jobs. I also worked at a fruitstand. I say Fuck a lot.
s @s4dp3
0 Followers 104 Following
Joseph D'Alesandro @C03X15T
24 Followers 84 Following
ILTech @_ILTech
59 Followers 310 Following
Dave Craigid 🦖 @uniukajack
127 Followers 331 Following I was working as a waitress in a Cocktail Bar, now that much is true
j.m. @soyfeliz
182 Followers 146 Following
Marta Foix @MartaFoixCast
1 Followers 11 Following
Tweet @Dustonfoster
630 Followers 2K Following
CanYouRIPIt? @CanYouRIPIt
9 Followers 93 Following Fellow Frustrated Juice Drinker. Opinions and experiences are my own. Here we go.
eatseggtarts @peppergingercat
63 Followers 401 Following
The Space Department @JSLKrannebitter
63 Followers 1K Following A screaming comes a thousand miles. It might be yours, it might be mine. God forgive, but don’t forget your wicked self is rising.
Jacob Smith @jacobster777
283 Followers 2K Following Growth is a life long road that we strive to reach the end of. Learn a language and you earn a new hometown.🇪🇸 🇫🇷 🇺🇸 🇲🇽 🇩🇪 🇷🇺 🇬🇧 
NotZooeyDeschanel™ @juliasmirky
165 Followers 303 Following Life Lesson Teacher/Do Gooder/Hot Take Generator
G 28 @Subprime_os
59 Followers 263 Following
Hunter Tindill @htindill
57 Followers 505 Following
Mr Tom @mrtomjsmith
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Marc Farrés @marcfarres
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matheus @abrahao_matheus
475 Followers 1K Following
@corvusfox.com on bsk... @corvusfoxen
808 Followers 3K Following Furry, NB, socialist, loves to fix things, take photos, and explore the wilds. Husbeast to @sosi_wolf. They/Them. BLM, ACAB, trans rights are human rights
RFOhNo @RFOhNo
80 Followers 25 Following Not an Apple account. Thoughts are my own. Running through ambiguity
Error Code 4013 @err0rcode4013
0 Followers 54 Following
Creative Rants @Creative_Rants
9K Followers 91 Following The personal rants of an Apple Store Creative
texpert 🧃 @gotbizintros
2K Followers 69 Following my spirit has been Tier 4’d | all thoughts are my own
grDrama @DepotGenius
2K Followers 316 Following My opinions not the red fruit. Starbucks fueled sarcasm galore. My Current Role: Genius Technical Expert Pro. Watching this Union thing develop.
flow-door-road 🏳�... @DoorFlowRoad
483 Followers 191 Following TS at a fruit stand. I need the benefits, so I stay. Tweets are from me, not my employer.
AppleTogether @AppleLaborers
8K Followers 81 Following A global solidarity union of workers from all parts of Apple #AppleTogether #AppleUnion https://t.co/mdhgYnKvcB
Fruit Stand Fail @FruitStandFail
772 Followers 222 Following Another fruit stand specialist trying to survive on an a day. Thoughts are my own and not representative of any corporation.
RTR @ReadyToReplace
179 Followers 48 Following Because aren't we all? Disgruntled fruit stand employee. Genie Admin or whatever. All thoughts are my own. Spitting up the Kool Aid since '18.
Genius Bar Babysitter @speshuIist
512 Followers 75 Following Genius Admin, aka everyone at the Bar’s babysitter | Formerly PZ | Opinions are my own | she/her
Samuel L Genius (Qont... @Samuel_L_Genius
33 Followers 76 Following mother/fucker. Definitely not that guy, nor representing that company. If you can’t see this is a parody shitposting account, I don’t know what to tell you.
TheReZonedGenie🧞�... @forevertexpert
301 Followers 424 Following FrUiT StAnD Genie, all thoughts are my own, previously a twice denied TE to Genie. Please hold while I…..figure things out
GR Specialist @GRspecialist
653 Followers 101 Following Genius in Canada. I spend more time than necessary in the GR. My views & onions do not reflect those of my employer.
ForeverFamilyRoom @ExpertlyFR
770 Followers 253 Following Pork and beans and Sauce. I work in retail, for a company who I do love to work for. However the entitled customers, destroy my enthusiasm daily.
ExpertGeniusPro @fruitstandtales
344 Followers 192 Following unofficial rants from the fruit stand.. oh and we don't serve drinks at our bar. personal rants of an ExpertLeadGenius
PoisonApple @poisonfruit2
755 Followers 263 Following Living lie everyday .... trying not lose myself in this cult.
GeniusBarWizard @GeniusBarWizard
307 Followers 145 Following Computer wizard that works at a fruit stand
technically, an exper... @GBWoes
953 Followers 215 Following the opinions expressed here are mine alone
True Apple NPP @TrueNPP
1K Followers 45 Following Truly anonymous Net Promotor for our People feedback for Apple Employees
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