Positive Intent FRS @FRSIntent
You break em, we fix em. These are my views/thoughts/rants...not my employer's. Joined May 2013-
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Anyone else see all the iPhone 6 Plus’ with flickering bars on the top of the display and multi touch issues? Seriosuly? No QP?
What happens when email doesn't work, then restore and set up as new also doesn't resolve? Upgrade…
the new match up role…I don't understand it. "allow me to stand around like a bitch and do nothing."…sounds like Check In two months ago.
There should be an Apple Store award show. I'd win "Most customers who 'Appreciate You' award"
@frs_babe I get it. I'm a team player. I'm willing to help my team. But, when my leadership team abuses that, it's a slap in the face.
If you're going to schedule me for "check-in" and then just tell me to take appointments instead, don't fucking schedule me for check-in.
That last tweet was me on craigslist...looking for the worst deal I can find.
Oh, you're selling your iPhone 4 8 GB SPRINT for 150? I hope your phone gets liquid damage and then gets modified of natural causes.
Dear new mobile genius, fuck you. That is all.
Ma'am...I haven't lost any of your data. You came in with no idea where it was to begin with. You need to find it.
Apparently sprint told a customer to just "YouTube how to carrier unlock their phone". What the actual fuck?
CX: "I read online that iOS 7 makes wifi not work." Me: "Well, your wifi isn't working...but this device is on iOS 6...sooooo"
Today is just one of those days where every little thing is testing my patience.
@rowdyredzone I worked my ass off just to be an FRS...but having people who wanted me in the role meant so much more
Told my manager we should cover an oow swap and he said "okay, I'm here to empower you." Just a reminder of why I love my job.
The Black Knight...starting Martin Lawrence.
WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIE? #ipad2
BREAKING: new Mac Pro will be free! #Apple keynote
Cx told me while on Check in that Apple likes to treat customers "like shit" because it can. Lol. Adult temper tantrums are fun.
#fruitofthepoisontree @mymadeupaddy
441 Followers 338 Following
Techie to the Rescue @techierescue
510 Followers 651 Following 12+ years at Apple - founding investor Fanbase - HELPING you learn your Mac, iPhone, iPad, or PC remotely over Zoom. Lover of tech!
Maia_is_paradise @MaiaIsParadise
355 Followers 447 Following Really just with whatever at this point!!
Bogdan S @bogdanst
442 Followers 2K Following Underdog, daydreamer, night owl. Doing it all one step at a time. :) views my own not those of my employer and/or no endorsement, yada yada yada. 😌✌🏼🏳️🌈
Duddley @DuddleyDuddley
686 Followers 5K Following Entrepreneur | 6 Continents Before 30 🌍 | Non-partisan | All posts are "In My Opinion" | RTs ≠ Endorsements | Yes, I make mistakes
Pro Ambiguity Dealer @AmbiguityPro
621 Followers 762 Following Fan of all things . No longer a slave to the fruit stand. Opinions are strictly my own
Paul pɹɐɐƃɯooq @bluap
79 Followers 331 Following Mens: 22-01-1974, Ajax fan: 1986, Vader: 27-09-1995, ApplePro: 1997, Man van Anouska: 07-08-09. Het blijft steeds leuker worden! (o ja, Twitter: 03-2009)
Joe Jonas @JoeJona78362989
3 Followers 267 Following
Ryan @y0ryan
187 Followers 506 Following Veteran | Ed.D. | @okstate @Georgetown @EWUEagles Alumnus | #Wyoming Native | @Broncos Fan
SW 🌎 @wandell_susan
39 Followers 898 Following we have to change this world. Remember to purge the nonsense!
VisualMechanicalInspe... @InspectorVisual
6 Followers 101 Following
FFFL00D @fffl00d
367 Followers 2K Following Organized Chaos. Eye candy creator for DVS GLTN. Soul Surfer of Soundwaves as FFFL00D. High functioning introvert.
tyner @tynerh
1K Followers 4K Following Decentralized thinker 🧠 | Liquidity provider 💧 | Smol brain, big bags 🧠💼
Tommy Blackwell @ta_blackwell
21 Followers 262 Following
Kathy Owens @Ko123Owens
117 Followers 1K Following
JoBo @jobo0007
363 Followers 1K Following Animal lover, Part Time Singer, Part time Gadget Geek, Rock Music, Football, Military Aviation.
Murli @murliwakode
36 Followers 814 Following
Technical Expert Shiz... @ExpertShizzle
810 Followers 333 Following Enriching life’s one day at a time! my thought are my own... Fighting rotten fruit at some bar!
Orange @LCE_Orange
12 Followers 215 Following You‘ve got glitter in your veins,Sometimes you have to trust your gut
Louie V @Its_LouieV
679 Followers 341 Following Well... Yesterday I had some Starbucks... And today I had some Starbucks... OMG tomorrow is such a mystery!
Louie V. @The_Real_LouieV
1K Followers 2K Following I Am The Original Louie V. - DJ / Producer / Remixer / Editor In Chief @TSPTutor / Night Life Enthusiast / Guru / Can Actually Play Vinyl IG:its_Louiev
Super Hydrated @itssimonleetwo
63 Followers 670 Following “I’m Sprite Pepsi, and I’m abstinence til’ I die!”
Isaac Lay @isaaclay10
166 Followers 604 Following Tech enthusiast, former Apple Genius & IT guy. Now a software QA Engineer.
❤️♌️pookiedes... @pookiedeshaye
454 Followers 2K Following I am one of the best people you will ever know #cowboysnation 💙🏈 #buckeyesnation ❤🏈️ #cavsnation ❤️🏀#flow
Offpoint @off__point
9 Followers 525 Following
bastard genius @abastardgenius
278 Followers 133 Following currently genius, forever bastard. views are most certainly not that of my employer.
No Eligible Session @noeligiblesesh
206 Followers 62 Following everyone else has one of these things so i want one too. my views do not represent that of my unnamed employer.
Sky Focus Production @SkyFocusPRO
661 Followers 1K Following
Roy @TechNewsInf0
1 Followers 84 Following
for ur safety @hideurapple
283 Followers 97 Following I work at a bar that doesn't serve drinks and I assist people with their first world problems. All opinions are mine and not shared by a fruit based company.
PoisonApple @poisonfruit2
755 Followers 263 Following Living lie everyday .... trying not lose myself in this cult.
Chris Chamblee @chambcs
95 Followers 601 Following Dedicated Husband & Father, Political Junkie, Social Justice Warrior, Ally, Tech Geek, Auburn Fanatic, Vegan, Actor, Life Credo: Live, Love, Learn, Grow
FoneShopAnon @FoneShopAnon
3 Followers 80 Following True tales or woe and misery from your local mobile phone shop.
The Angry Monkey @depotmonkey
406 Followers 130 Following I'm an angry monkey with a lot of opinions. I used to be creative at work. These are my opinions, you can't have them.
LoChang19 @LoChang19
438 Followers 7K Following
Former Bar Tender @FruitBarTender
368 Followers 152 Following One-time faceless bartender at the fruit shop. Have you tried turning it off and on again?
GeniusAdmin @GeniusAdmin
1K Followers 658 Following I don’t try to be an asshole, it just comes naturally to me. 🤷🏻♂️ 99% of the time, IDGAF. 💁🏻♂️ Not an official account. ✌🏼👋🏼 Bored? Read pinned tweet.
Creative Rants @Creative_Rants
9K Followers 91 Following The personal rants of an Apple Store Creative
Mark Gurman @markgurman
461K Followers 2K Following Breaking News on Apple & Tech. Bloomberg Managing Editor. @UMSI Board Member. Send secure tips on Signal: markgurman.01 or email [email protected].
#fruitofthepoisontree @mymadeupaddy
441 Followers 338 Following
Rowdy Redzone @rowdyredzone
242 Followers 168 Following These thoughts are entirely my own and have no affiliation with Apple, Inc.Red Zone Hell @redzonehell
305 Followers 206 Following Approaching, probing, presenting, listening and ending with a fond farewell...to Chinese resellers and angry suburban housewives.
think of your eyes li... @probepolitely
201 Followers 190 Following a real-life female pro (we do exist)
Genius Bar Tales @GeniusBarTales
10K Followers 401 Following The ORIGINAL 'From The Genius Bar' account since 2011. Stories, Commentary, Satire of life at . Not an official Apple blah blah, pass the Whiskey.
FormerAppleEmployee @FRStales
1K Followers 6 Following
Creative Tales @_CreativeTales
291 Followers 15 Following If repeating the same thing over again and expecting a different result is a definition of crazy, what does teaching the same thing over and over again mean?
Steve Jobes @EnrichThis
227 Followers 6 Following Oh, are you on a 15? Why don't you go ahead and hit the RZ
Creative Woes @Creativewoes
358 Followers 92 Following not an official Apple acct. Just venting for sanity. Join in on the fun
expert @expertTales
295 Followers 9 Following life in the [waR]edZone. not an official Apple twitter.Ex Creative @CreativelyDead
430 Followers 55 Following
Biz Specialist @applebiztales
323 Followers 82 Following Tales from the Biz Teams. Not an official Apple account.
Personal Setup @PSetupTales
608 Followers 2 Following a tribute to those doing light Creative/Genius work for Red Zone prices and losing sanity because of it
Melissa Redding @clicktrackheart
155 Followers 270 Following ég gaf ykkur von sem varð að vonbrigðum.. þetta er ágætis byrjun i gave you hope that became disappointment.. this is an alright start
If Apple Ran The Gov @AppleGovernment
2K Followers 2 Following If Apple ran the United States Government, it would be like this. A parody, obviously. [email protected]
Gary Allen @ifostore
4K Followers 167 Following Apple retail store enthusiast who finds future locations, attends new store grand openings, and remarks on store architecture, design, staffing and operations.
Josh Lindsay @JoshLindsay01
123 Followers 58 Following
Kilted human. @tattooeddad
282 Followers 516 Following Fuck this guy, and this site. find me here: https://t.co/eBndv1jXZi
GeniusRoomTales @GeniusRoomTales
578 Followers 19 Following life in the GR [not an official Apple account]
Genius @theGBparable
67 Followers 4 Following adding another perspective to the free tech support that usually ends up as a 121 and a ridiculous test of patienceApple Store Memes @AplMemes
927 Followers 24 Following This is NOT an official Apple account. All memes are based on real occurrences. Unless credited, names and locations are changed to protect the fruit workers.
Mentor @MentorsMoments
232 Followers 23 Following those moments when you, as a specialist, realize that you cant handle this situation by yourself. I'm here for you. (NOT an official Apple account, clearly)
Sassy Specialist @SassySpecialist
405 Followers 41 Following Offering world renowned customer service in 3 steps: Aligning, Acknowledging, and Shanking Bitches. [Not an official endorsed account].
AwksAppleCustomer @FamilyRoomHero
838 Followers 193 Following I was promoted to customer after 4 years of loyal work. Wanna go to the Apple Store?
BoH Problems @BoHProblems
157 Followers 13 Following
Family Room Fails @FamilyRoomFails
107 Followers 25 Following
Operator @ApplePhOperator
143 Followers 10 Following The ridiculous calls received at an average day Apple store.
FRS Memes @FRSMemes
179 Followers 18 Following An account that describes the life in the Family Room Specialist role at Apple Retail Stores. This is not an official Apple account.
Ben @MacBenTosh
334 Followers 583 Following I love tech, Apple, music, cool new products, and the web. Tesla JAMF Mobileiron iOS Mac former employee home automation
Not Tim Cook @fauxTimCook
5K Followers 52 Following More than meets the i. Of course this is a parody ccount.
Girl in the RZ @agirlintherz
152 Followers 26 FollowingGenii's Life @GeniisLife
343 Followers 93 Following Loosing hope? Laught is good! Not official Apple bla bla bla...
GeniusLife @Genius_Bar_Life
1K Followers 2 Following
Genius Admn @geniusadmntales
261 Followers 4 Following Tales from the Genius Admin desk. NOT an official Apple account.
Red Zone @RedZoneProbs
457 Followers 74 Following
Anonymous Appleslave @exploitedapple
375 Followers 96 Following Slightly disgruntled and exploited Apple Retail worker.
Mac Genius @GeniusBarHorror
114 Followers 0 Following If you're a Mac Genius, submit your story to [email protected] ;)
Jaded Genius @jadedgenius
157 Followers 47 Following read one tweet and you'll know THIS IS NOT AN OFFICIAL APPLE ACCOUNT. just me venting about being a genius.
Creative Feedback @CreativeFeedbac
685 Followers 202 Following Apple Creative.Involves holding people's hands and answering stupid questions like Do I click on it? and whats my password?

























