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Hardly anyone has heard of Boyan Slat. He designed this, sought funding for it and deployed it. He was 19 when he set out on this journey. He's 29 now. Greta, didn't finish school, has done square root apart from lecture people, but you've all heard of her.
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Good morning, a workman went meh.
Phone is telling me I was in Paris this time last year. Thanks. One year later I’m not.
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Good morning, having to go through old pics of exhibitions we've done. Kev in a dickie bow & me looking like Mars Attack.
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@Br_____rd It’s unlikely. 😂
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Not tonight trudy
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"What is the crime? Keeping a sex slave? A succulent Mormon sex slave?".
Former beauty Queen, Miss Wyoming winner Joyce McKinney being arrested by police after kidnapping Mormon missionary Kirk Anderson from his church, forcing him to be her sex slave for 3 days, 1977.
Who is the character you're slowly turning into?
Who is the character you're slowly turning into?
“My Kingdom for some Horse “
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Fuck sake he’s gone and got himself a new wank jug
Exact same as the AWB penalty given against us. Exact same.
this might be cheating but 😬🙃
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