Kevin @SoSure

Decatur, GA Joined November 2008

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Kevin @SoSure

5 days ago

Wife tried to correct my form at the gym. Said I tilt to one side when I do squats. I was like, “I think this whole building is crooked?”

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Kevin @SoSure

3 weeks ago

Cat begs to get in my lap while I’m working. I finally relent. He gets what he wants and goes, “Oh, right, it’s boring up here,” and gets down.

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Kevin @SoSure

4 weeks ago

The cat is struggling to reckon with the reality that this canned fish is just for me.

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I’m not a poser. All the people who do road work in Carhartt and climb mountains in North Face, those people are actually the R&D department so that I am comfortable on my cold, rainy trips between my car and the grocery store.

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Kevin @SoSure

a month ago

Levies are so annoying. You don’t pay your taxes and now I have to do a bunch of paperwork.

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a month ago

Got married right before gas jumped 50 cents. Was stressing costs for everybody driving in for it, but we got lucky, I guess.

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Kevin @SoSure

a month ago

Really liked this photo I got.

Kevin @SoSure

a month ago

Witches be writhing. (I’m at a Florence and the Machine show.)

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Kevin @SoSure

a month ago

Witches be writhing. (I’m at a Florence and the Machine show.)

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Kevin @SoSure

a month ago

Walgreen’s Pharmacy phone bot: “I can probably help if you just tell me what you need.” You can’t possibly comprehend the insurance tricks and “no, ignore that”-s I want to throw at this person.

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Kevin @SoSure

2 months ago

Reading my vows off a little note card like I’m Mirandizing her.

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Kevin @SoSure

2 months ago

The way she deflates at one point, when she realizes he’s still hung up on it, looks like she’s living her worst nightmare, heartbreakingly desperate.

adam @rupertpubkin

2 months ago

I don’t think any of you understand how good zendaya is in the drama.

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Kevin @SoSure

2 months ago

@JCov1 I read these all, and only vaguely remember some details, but the name “Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill” is burned into my brain.

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Kevin @SoSure

2 months ago

Reacher gets in an altercation with the FBI in Union Square. “That’s where I would meet my rollerblader friends.”

Kevin @SoSure

2 months ago

Love when a Jack Reacher book is set in NYC and he talks about which trains go where and what will work for his purposes and I get to go, “That’s right, Reacher.”

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Kevin @SoSure

2 months ago

That’s right, Reacher.

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Kevin @SoSure

2 months ago

Love when a Jack Reacher book is set in NYC and he talks about which trains go where and what will work for his purposes and I get to go, “That’s right, Reacher.”

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Kevin @SoSure

3 months ago

2 for 2

Kevin @SoSure

3 years ago

I'm only so far into the Jury Duty show but what luck picking one sweet-enough guy to not be in on it.

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Kevin @SoSure

3 months ago

There was a very brief moment a few years ago when I could easily email tweets to myself with one of these “frequent recipient” buttons and I miss it.

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Kevin @SoSure

3 months ago

Wegovy? Yougoing to war.

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Kevin @SoSure

3 months ago

They got everybody on ozempic so they can get sent off to war.

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Kevin @SoSure

3 months ago

@silkyjumbo I want to say, “What IS he then?!?” but that show has characters who are just Blue Fuzzy Thing and Red Fuzzy Thing so I guess a guy can just Look Like That.