Robert Buscemi™ @RobertBuscemi
Comedian|Actor. From @SnowfallFX, @GraceandFrankie, @SHO_RayDonovan, @lildickytweets, @ChanceOnHulu, @AgentCarterTV. Acting Reel: https://t.co/DeiIg1XHNR RobertBuscemi.com L.A. Joined March 2009-
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I know we're supposed to live in the moment, but ALL of them?
Wow. A new study finds CNN, Fox, & MSNBC covered Hillary Clinton’s “deplorable” comment NINE times more than Trump using the word “vermin” for his enemies & the big 3 networks spent 18 times longer on Hillary’s comment than Trump’s. This is why our media is failing us. Horrible.
Then you deserve all you get. If you think there is no difference between a lunatic con man and all other candidates then you can fuck right off.
Then you deserve all you get. If you think there is no difference between a lunatic con man and all other candidates then you can fuck right off.
Feels like a good time to mention that the DOJ has a 99.6% conviction rate in federal cases.
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When someone says IYKNK, I say OJTMAAQWTSBW * * (Oh Just Tell Me Already And Quit With The Showboating, Butt Weasel.)
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All I seem in the mood to wear these days is my sumo-wrestling rope.
Another Monday, another Monday Movie Nonsense! Our friend and comedian @RobertBuscemi joins us to goof on HBOMAX, new movies, new movie news and more. 3PM PST today! TWITCH: twitch.tv/themovieguys FACEBOOK: facebook.com/95663374095/po… YOUTUBE: youtube.com/watch?v=yHb__I…
Pro tip: you can always say “Oh, wow! I just read a big article about that in the New Yorker.” No one will know any better, and no one will ask for the link. It’s the perfect crime when you want to look smart.
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"I’ll frappe a puffin, frog gig a wood sprite. I’ll pepper a wild boar’s nose and sneeze-kill it. You know? Eat its fur." - @RobertBuscemi Happy birthday to the King Weirdo of Chicago, Bobby Boosh!
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