NotDavein2d @NotDavein2d
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Ty Segall at Union Transfer in Philadelphia. Fantastic set
A headline that perfectly captures what’s happening on American college campuses:
SCOOP: I reviewed an internal State Dept memo, parts of which was classified, that included the most extensive and serious to date warnings to Secretary Blinken over Israel’s possible non-compliance with international humanitarian law. Here’s what I learned 1/X
Mark Antony—great guy—he offered me the crown! And I said no thank you. I said the people won’t like it if I accept the crown [crowd hooting] Would you like it? Well we’ll see. We’ll see what happens.
my anecdote about me murdering my dog is being twisted by bad faith actors to make me look bad
Cat chase POV
this clip of Otomo Yoshihide ripping guitar on a seemingly mild-mannered variety show kills me. when the camera cuts to the hosts like 😅😅 オーネット・コールマン「ロンリー・ウーマン」をモチーフとした即興演奏 ✅ improv with motif from “Lonely Woman”
there are a bunch of people who made up their minds months ago that the real outrage is always going to be something else and not what's happening in gaza. doesn't matter much bigger the death toll gets, for them the actual tragedy will always be something someone else is doing
found a guy @murderxbryan
Let’s step back for a minute and acknowledge the extremely well coordinated foreign info op that we all watched happen here in real time. Dozens of DC pundits, think tankers, and politicians all repeating “UNRWA=Hamas” talking points that turned out to be total bullshit.
Let’s step back for a minute and acknowledge the extremely well coordinated foreign info op that we all watched happen here in real time. Dozens of DC pundits, think tankers, and politicians all repeating “UNRWA=Hamas” talking points that turned out to be total bullshit.
the first person to deploy the phrase "there's more than one way to skin a cat" in casual conversation was taking a big swing
Who is Target and how do I vote for them?
Who is Target and how do I vote for them?
Achewood still has the best punchline about celebrities dying.
[ getting mad at my friend who’s a crane operator ] you would have nothing to do if everything was already where it needed to be. you could only thrive in a world of disorder.
Nevada Neidig @NeidigNei
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Betty @betty100blackab
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Ashleigh Payne @AshleighPa2251
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Diann Kufalk @DiannKufal36291
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Hayley Chen @chen_hayle47245
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Charleigh Sieminski @CharleighS93266
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Starr Cree @StarrCree11856
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Marc Masters 🌵 @Marcissist
32K Followers 7K Following You can get my new book “High Bias: The Distorted History of the Cassette Tape” (@uncpress) and its companion cassette by going to https://t.co/l8AYw4Oc7p
Roxanne Klevjer @klevjer44640
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Karla Sultana @sulta_karl
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stefan melis @smellslike9
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Rachel Krakowiak @KrakowiakRachl
800 Followers 1K Following
Bella Aracena @bel_arace
43 Followers 5K Following
สุมาวิม.. @21h7znwlRS7Tx1X
71 Followers 1K Following เป็นเกียรติอย่างยิ่งที่ได้พบคุณที่นี่ หากชอบ ติดตามได้ ผมจะอัพเดตข้อมูลติดต่อในหน้าแรกได้ตลอดเวลาครับ
Rachel Rios @RachelReacherss
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Rebecca @Viverrinesz
7 Followers 275 Following "Dude, she just called u lazy" ... "Oh hell no! Go tell her i`m not"
Dawn Armin @DawnArmin3
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BoxyFresh @BoxyFresh_
12K Followers 279 Following Twitch streamer with a passion for Sea of Thieves 🏴☠️ Sea of Thieves Partner 🏴☠️ Business inquiries: [email protected]
depths of wikipedia @depthsofwiki
887K Followers 4K Following Hello I am @anniierau Please take away my blue check! I did not ask for it!
Kat Abu @abughazalehkat
211K Followers 1K Following I watch Fox News so you don’t have to. | @mmfa | 🇵🇸 | views are my own
Steve Gelbs @SteveGelbs
120K Followers 2K Following Mets Field Reporter and Jets Pre and Post-Game Host for SNY. Proficient at building cup snakes, catching foul balls and winning sausage races.
green man @real_green_man
22K Followers 1K Following a popular account on mets twitter (or whatever that site is called these days)
Marc Masters 🌵 @Marcissist
32K Followers 7K Following You can get my new book “High Bias: The Distorted History of the Cassette Tape” (@uncpress) and its companion cassette by going to https://t.co/l8AYw4Oc7p
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr
438K Followers 6K Following I tell the truth like white draws. FORMER: @TheDailyShow CURRENT: Social Recluse. FAMU grad reppin 205. Took me 5 yrs to get a 4yr degree, don't take me serious
Second World War twee.. @RealTimeWWII
581K Followers 956 Following I livetweet the Second World War as it happened on this date in 1940, & for five years to come. Third time's the charm. Alwyn Collinson, [email protected]
Out of Context Beavis.. @OOCBeavis
30K Followers 6 Following Context sucks, Huh Huh Huh. (DMs open for submissions/suggestions) (Header by https://t.co/rBVGmBi2lT)
Simpsons Daily Glavin.. @simpsons_DG
44K Followers 225 Following No context daily Simpsons content (glavin). More content on Insta! Follow on: simpsonsdailyglavins
Simpsons Albums @SimpsonsAlbums
85K Followers 685 Following “Ahh... I can see the music.” —Lisa Simpson
Shaun (shaunvids on b.. @shaun_vids
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pixelatedboat aka “.. @pixelatedboat
305K Followers 878 Following Playboy Magazine’s 8th funniest Twitter account of 2015. Read my comics on IG https://t.co/skcDJtp4gE. Mostly posting on bluesky now.
Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein
509K Followers 3K Following reporter @ The Intercept. Send tips via Signal: 202-510-1268. Join my newsletter: https://t.co/wAoen3W2Zy
Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily
696K Followers 701 Following #1 crocodilian influencer 🐊 merch: https://t.co/ZHXGOX6z5v alt: @gatorsafterdark
beth @bethbourdon
74K Followers 2K Following if you'd like to help me & @kenklippenstein (rascal) sue the feds for records, go here: https://t.co/W8XoCcJ9Gc
Eli Valley @elivalley
114K Followers 3K Following Sporadic at checking @s because of all the sickos New art here and at https://t.co/cdK9S6bBEn If you'd like to support my art — https://t.co/Vdx8Z9JHbU Thanks!
Ryan Grim @ryangrim
336K Followers 11K Following Author of "The Squad" and "We've Got People." DC bureau chief at The Intercept. Co-host of Counter Points. DM for Signal. Views are my own, not yours.
Matt Binder @MattBinder
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Borscht the T is sile.. @InternetHippo
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Acyn @Acyn
482K Followers 6K Following Senior Digital Editor for https://t.co/ok280opPL9 Clips made with @SnapStream Internet Hooligan…
Tom Scocca @tomscocca
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel
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Eno Sarris @enosarris
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keithlaw @keithlaw
452K Followers 767 Following Baseball writer, blogger, food lover, reader, boardgamer. He/him. mrkeithlaw on threads • keithlaw on spoutible & bluesky • keithlawwriter on FB
Grant Brisbee @GrantBrisbee
59K Followers 1K Following For a midlife crisis expressed through record collecting, follow @mystupidrecords. For my eventual home, go to @grantbrisbee.bsky.social
Céspedes Family BBQ @CespedesBBQ
147K Followers 3K Following We're Jake Mintz & Jordan Shusterman and we’re moderately intrigued by the sport of baseball.
Crank Mountain @cdgoldstein
25K Followers 292 Following Editor-in-Chief, Baseball Prospectus | I make the negativity come alive. | @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com on bluesky
matt @dogfather
181K Followers 716 Following head human for @dog_rates and @dog_feelings, currently working on @15outof10 | inquiries: [email protected]
Matthew Gertz @MattGertz
241K Followers 2K Following Senior Fellow at @mmfa. Views expressed here my own. Husband of @alyssarosenberg. Dad. Not the GOP congressman, didn't pay for the blue check.
Meg Rowley @megrowler
26K Followers 711 Following Managing editor of @fangraphs. Writer there, too. Co-host of @EWPod. https://t.co/I8nL6Oqez1
WeRateDogs @dog_rates
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar
725K Followers 37K Following HuffPost/NY Mag [email protected] Direct Messages Open Text/Call/Signal/Confide/WhatsApp: 310-795-2497. AGENTS: UTA
No word on Don Bacon's censure resolution against Tim Walberg for calling to nuke Gaza
Rep. Don Bacon tells @axios he’s preparing a censure resolution against Rep. Ilhan Omar for saying last week “we should not have to tolerate antisemitism or bigotry for all Jewish students, whether they are pro-genocide or anti-genocide." axios.com/2024/04/30/ilh…
@DingDon76708855 @RedheadRory1 @AvivaKlompas …I’m sorry, you thought protests weren’t organized? How did you think they worked?
@DingDon76708855 @RedheadRory1 @AvivaKlompas since when were protests spontaneous?
@DingDon76708855 @RedheadRory1 @AvivaKlompas Have you ever been on a college campus? It's recruitment and advertising flyers from parking lot to classroom. Clubs, frats, events, goods and services. Of course it was organized.
working on a theory that america can't get a proper revolution going because they roads are too wide
Periodic reminder that in addition to slave patrols, American policing has its roots in union-busting, property protection, and scab defense against striking workers. Cops have been on the wrong side of *every* labor struggle in US history and have no place in organized labor.
sometimes you chop one onion and put it in a pan and think, this simply won’t do. so you chop another onion and put it in the pan, and now you have the amount of onions a clown would eat, at the circus
@BeauLeyvand @AgorismFreedom @NuminousVoidX @mario_campa @spectatorindex The back pedal goes brrrr
@NuminousVoidX @BeauLeyvand @mario_campa @spectatorindex I'm sorry, what was that?
@spectatorindex The poll is a joke and the question poorly framed.
As a rule of thumb if you see a "Harvard/Harris" poll you should just disregard it. Mark Harris is not a reliable pollster and he has not even been attempting to be professional for years. theintercept.com/2017/10/28/ren…
@spectatorindex The poll is a joke and the question poorly framed.
if you’re doing this, you need to call the hotline
Dave & Buster's will begin allowing customers to bet on arcade games “Customers can soon make a friendly $5 wager on a Hot Shots basketball game, a bet on a Skee-Ball competition or on another arcade game.” on.nbc10.com/n1G4KHf
joey wendle immediately becoming mets fans public enemy #1 was so obvious from the instant he signed lol
uhhhhh 😓
“making a username is so hard”
@tommasodi_di @NathanJRobinson “I love free speech until your words hurt my feelings.”
@tommasodi_di @NathanJRobinson you guys just come off so pathetic when you do this posturing, it's genuinely embarrassing to read
ARTISTS, you can only use ONE art picture to convince people to follow you. Which art piece you using
ARTISTS, you can only use ONE art picture to convince people to follow you. Which art piece you using
ignoring the obvious kids show censorship i am very amused at the confession that a good soda is all it takes for johnny bravo to start kissing boys
Admitted to kissing men ok bro
@allahliker @Very__Regular @ALABSeries Whoa. It’s time
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