green man @real_green_man
a popular account on mets twitter (or whatever that site is called these days) in your phone Joined March 2011-
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joey wendle immediately becoming mets fans public enemy #1 was so obvious from the instant he signed lol
"You couldn't make Seinfeld today" yes you absolutely could. Seinfeld isn't that fucking edgy. it remains popular to this day. Jerry's entire comedy career is based on harmless, banal observations crafted for wide audiences. he didn't even swear. what the hell is he talking about
"You couldn't make Seinfeld today" yes you absolutely could. Seinfeld isn't that fucking edgy. it remains popular to this day. Jerry's entire comedy career is based on harmless, banal observations crafted for wide audiences. he didn't even swear. what the hell is he talking about
Anyway Seinfeld is totally right about his critiques on modern comedies. He actually did a really great interview on the topic over two decades ago. Google “Jerry Seinfeld seventeen” it’ll come right up
Mark Vientos has been productive in AAA this season as he is displaying power He dropped his K% from 2023, but his underlying contact metrics are poor, which are not encouraging The power is real, but the plate discipline issues are a concern. Hopefully he can make it work.
Mark Vientos has been productive in AAA this season as he is displaying power He dropped his K% from 2023, but his underlying contact metrics are poor, which are not encouraging The power is real, but the plate discipline issues are a concern. Hopefully he can make it work. https://t.co/EL1YznWv6y
James McCann did what
2/3 from the dodgers on the road, you’ve gotta be happy with that
can’t help but think of a certain word to describe these mets
maybe the twins can give the mets some more cash for michael tonkin?
that mets/dodgers nlds feels like a 100 years ago good lord
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173K Followers 694 Following call the turbo team today to learn how communicating through I think you should leave pictures and quotes can give you a new lease on lifeJerry Seinfeld saying you can't write sitcoms anymore because of woke despite the fact his old writing partner just wrapped up a 24-year run of one of the most beloved sitcoms of all time, is arguably the funniest thing he's done in decades - funnier even than Bee Movie, perhaps
Julia Louis Dreyfus won a slew of Emmys for saying some of the vilest lines ever written for television while Seinfeld made a movie about a bee a webseries about cars and coffee and a movie about poptarts
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Imagine how embarrassing this take would be if the other creator of Seinfeld had made one of the funniest shows of all-time that had no worry about offending people and ended this literal month.
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
@real_green_man The biggest stretch is Roseanne and Gina Carano being fired for being right wing psychopaths
@real_green_man Apparently has no idea Always Sunny is going on 20 years with wildly inappropriate characters and humor.
@real_green_man he's been complaining about PC stuff since before woke became a perjorative. But yes it's boring
respectfully! "woke" [meaningful progress in how identity is represented, included, and compensated in art] isn't killing TV comedy "woke" [cynical pandering to lowest common denominator minority demographics defined by marketers] sucks the life out of artistic endeavors
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
@real_green_man *weirdly shrieking “What’s the deal with the woke left anyway? They won’t even let middle aged men date high schoolers anymore!”
@real_green_man he’s mad networks keep cutting him “date a teenager” bits out
@real_green_man Jerry hasn't been relevant in 20 years and even then he was only relevant because of Larry David
@real_green_man @dan_celso sunny family guy curb your enthusiasm wait
james mccann does WHAT?? (@real_green_man)
The thing about James McCann is if you go back to back he’s making you go back to back.
“the wokes won’t let you date high school seniors when you’re pushing 40 anymore”
Jerry Seinfeld is on the New Yorker Radio Hour blaming "the extreme left" & "PC crap" for why there are no sitcoms anymore. Not streamers or any systemic reasons that we *just* saw at play with the WGA strike. Just "The wokes won't let us make comedy anymore." Absolute brain rot.
If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
@real_green_man Jeremy Barnes and Eric Chavez:
@Therealmalbert @real_green_man @SNYtv @PSLToFlushing You'll be happy to know then that his IIFB rate (pop-up rate) is up four points
He did this not once. But TWICE!!!!
walking the #9 hitter in front of betts, ohtani, and freeman: bad idea????
(this is not an entirely serious statement but he’s putting up completely absurd whiff rates with elite command and there was absolutely no sign of any of this)