The Maldylorian @NHastrosFan
Officially* the biggest @astros fan in the state of New Hampshire! *not official. New Hampshire Joined July 2009-
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Getting ready to mute the names Kendrick Lamar and Drake.
If Singleton gets DFAd I feel like someone will scoop him up. He’s hitting .250 with great discipline.
How many runs will Astros pitching give up in the two game Mexico City series?
Just hear me out here... Can you do like the plot from the movie "Big" and swap the teams?
Just hear me out here... Can you do like the plot from the movie "Big" and swap the teams?
Even when he gets tossed he's showing ZERO fire. Ho Hum, guess I'll just quietly go home now.
Where is the address that I can submit my reimbursement request for the last two hours of Astros baseball I decided to pay attention to? What an absolute waste.
Seems pretty obvious that repeatedly trying to rip homers in this wind is not going to work.
They just signed a record contract for a closer. Does that sound like a team with an owner that's in "tank mode." LOL
They just signed a record contract for a closer. Does that sound like a team with an owner that's in "tank mode." LOL
That Neris guy looked pretty good. Too bad he wasn’t available.
This year’s Astros team have clearly “got that dog in them.” Unfortunately, it’s this dog.
Mariners fans are down so bad they've turned into Rangers fans just so they can root against the Astros. Wow.
Mariners fans are down so bad they've turned into Rangers fans just so they can root against the Astros. Wow.
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@NHastrosFan @AstrosFan86 @fluker_lane @Chandler_Rome One day we will lose a HOF Manager and forget how good it was.
This year’s team is clearly cursed. I’ve never seen a full season worth of bad luck in three weeks before.
I still can’t believe he missed that pop-up. So painful to watch him play now.
He's played two games at first base this season. I'm just saying...
He's played two games at first base this season. I'm just saying...
When's the big bat Diaz we keep hearing about going to show up with a hit that matters?
Just bring in Hader now and get the rest of this meltdown over with already. I've got things to do.
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(Not Now)Alex @Cappy5514
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Nita @Icebreakers81
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M @elcapitanmerica
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RenaeJ✝️🇺🇸�.. @BeccaAdams1980
861 Followers 2K Following I'm married to my best friend, and have 3 amazing children. I love sports history and economics/politics.
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Ramon Castillo ✭✭ @RamonCastillo2
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Adam DeCicco @AdamDeCicco
616 Followers 854 Following It's not only what you know, but who you know. I'm a human swiss army knife. Love my wife, children and fur baby unconditionally. Yeah, baseball too.
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Adam @Greybuilder
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159 Followers 398 Following Move along nothing to see here. Twitter is full of Dumbasses and Pedos . I’m just here for Baseball . Fuck your Political views #Relentless
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tentin quarantino @TentyQuarantino
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RobnCypress @robncypress
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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖍.. @_ShadowStro
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Dusty Baker Mayfield .. @HoustonSooner77
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Crusher Joe @CrusherJoeHTX
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Stella @EchoedStar1203
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charlesmead @charlesmead
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@TickingTurtle @robncypress Time to not pay the bill for a month. Hope you like reading by candlelight.
@NHastrosFan Oh no. Between my Bregman take and your Hunter Brown prediction, we might need to deactivate.
Shohei Ohtani highlights will be played during Angels home games to keep fans engaged while Mike Trout is out.
@SanAntonioTim @noquarter89 Option years refer to club control of sending players down. After 5+ years in the majors a player must give consent to be optioned (aka Veteran's Consent).
@NHastrosFan @biggs_0047 @cwalding1836 @Chandler_Rome That felt random indeed
Every square inch of this photo is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life
It was an honor to give President Trump my latest artwork of our beautiful first lady Melania, and I hope it brings him as much joy on his bedroom walls as it did ours!
@NHastrosFan Honestly, we’d probably still have gotten Bush in 2004…
When did you become a facts machine?
The Astros have optioned Jose Abreu, the team announced.
@NHastrosFan Somewhere Al Gore was the 43rd President and humans have colonized the Moon
@NHastrosFan Like…every part of it is insane
@NHastrosFan @cwalding1836 @Chandler_Rome Loperfido replaced Kessinger. There will be a new player up tomorrow, likely Cabbage again
@Cappy5514 @Rockets26Champs @AstrosDan @Chandler_Rome @EephusTosser Yeah but if he has to play there you're like
Jose Abreu has taken ALOT of heat from the Astros fans, but he understands that he needs to play better. Most vets wouldn't have taken the option back to the Spring Training facility. #Relentless Read more about it here from @espn. espn.com/mlb/story/_/id…
Props to Abreu for doing the right thing. Hope he can somehow bounce back and contribute later this season 🫡
@quallsastros As long as he doesn’t enter a tree throwing competition and wins 😂 IYKYK
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