Miranduh @2017Simp
Professional housewife and day drinker. Here for the violence. Go Astros. NO DMS. NO DMS Houston, TX. VH Tamps. NL. Joined February 2022-
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Ok well, getting online to browse the pet shelters in the Houston area till the game starts Ttyl🙂
You motherfuckers are out here shooting puppies in the face? Eye for an eye! Eye for an eye! Eye for an eye!
The only thing I’m missing in my kitchen is a food processor. Do I really need one?
Shrek went to get a new catalytic converter for my car but no one wants to change it out if he doesn’t have the title in hand? He’s coming back home for the title. That’s crazy.
My kid brother just got a promotion today and he’s at $42 an hour working 12s 7 days a week and he just bought me a new laptop 😭♥️ Lord please keep blessing him
left the house wearing my apron. What a Miranda Thing to do.
Trying to convince Shrek to make a wall like this for me😒
The last and ugly looking biscuit always goes in the middle. Happy Friday everyone.
The last and ugly looking biscuit always goes in the middle. Happy Friday everyone. https://t.co/Nl1VfxyzUl
Someone get @htownATR put my dms asking me what I’m making for dinner. Go get your fix at Panchos
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Oof Box Score don’t lie!! But leaving for CDMX tomorrow! Go ‘Stros!! #Relentless
Tuna steak for my working girl. Let’s heat up that cast iron skillet🤌🏼
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@jrodlives @2017Simp I might have video somewhere 🎥🗣️🎙️
Abreu talking to the media about his first RBI of the season
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Hat came in, it is even better in person!! 🤌🏽
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