Cedric The Passive Observer @MrButterChicken
I kind of look like the old Hathaway shirt model, but with patches over both eyes. It's actually fairly difficult for me to even type this. The Hammock District Joined November 2007-
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Whatever, Rain Man.
Fire him tonight. Clueless.
You can, in fact, question the effort.
Catch the excitement of Maple Leafs hockey.
Love my team of fucking lazy losers. #thepassion
Love my team of fucking lazy losers. #thepassion
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I’ll be damned if my son ever asks to go hunting. Get back in that room and don’t come out until you’re fucking gay
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on the road behind sideshow bob this morning
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@MrButterChicken big fella up there in heaven so upset he can barely light his crackpipe
@MrButterChicken Your playoff hopes are that shithead who goes “what’s up, fucko, you want something” before Henry pistol whips him
what if I were to tell you that some rules are unjust, that perfect obedience is neither possible nor a virtue, and that shilling for unjust rules makes you a stooge, a fool, and a cop?
If students refuse to obey the rules, to disband when unlawfully occupying spaces they have no right to occupy indefinitely, then they will need to be removed. They are not being wronged when this happens to them, because time and place rules are reasonable & just
@MrButterChicken Your reply was hidden because of the cussing but I just wanted to let u know you were right and I appreciate u
@andrewrsorkin But Andrew, why only antisemitism? Why not Islamophobia and anti-Black racism too? Where are we drawing these lines on what is and isn’t tolerable? And how are we defining antisemitism?
@youwouldntpost @MrButterChicken Me and this team are making a ragú all damn Sunday
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not only do i believe it bcz im from the midwest i believe it bcz just like everything else people dont know portion sizes.
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@MrButterChicken Same length as Yo-Yo Ma and yet it feels so much shorter 🤔
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